Replace a word from a video game quote with "balls".

velox · September 12, 2014, 12:16:21 PM

Yes, I'm stealing bnet thread ideas.

Yes, this type of humor is incredibly immature.

Sue me.

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"Rudimentary creatures of flesh and bone, you touch my balls, fumbling in ignorance…"

God · September 12, 2014, 01:00:29 PM

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"There are those who said these balls would never come, what have they to say now?"

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 12, 2014, 01:55:02 PM

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velox · September 12, 2014, 02:00:43 PM

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"I need a weapon"
"Take my balls"

Juuzou · September 12, 2014, 02:18:47 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · September 12, 2014, 02:27:43 PM

"God damn it Hans, your balls taste like shit"

Lifts Her Tail · September 12, 2014, 09:44:09 PM

"Wake up Dr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the balls."

Yu · September 12, 2014, 09:48:12 PM

"I know what the balls like."

Sandtrap · September 12, 2014, 09:54:42 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 12, 2014, 02:18:47 PM

"I've got balls of balls."

That was my first choice you bugger.

Second was Walter from Fable 3. Yells out balls into a cave. "I just have one balls to say. BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSS!"

Cheat · September 12, 2014, 10:00:22 PM

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Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the balls!

The Waifu Master · September 12, 2014, 10:52:32 PM

"We've got balls in the courtyard!"

True Turquoise · September 12, 2014, 11:27:27 PM

"I dont need anyone else. I have balls"

God · September 12, 2014, 11:58:12 PM

"Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got balls."

Wait...

Grapes · September 13, 2014, 12:10:02 AM

"The balls will be ready to fire in just a few more days!"

Grapes · September 13, 2014, 12:14:01 AM

dbl post

🂿 · September 13, 2014, 12:33:23 AM

Master Chief: "Sir, requesting permission to leave the station."

Lord Hood: "For what purpose Master Chief?"

Master Chief: "To give the Covenant back their balls!"

Lord Hood: "Permission Granted."

Juuzou · September 13, 2014, 07:33:28 AM

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Sandtrap · September 13, 2014, 10:28:39 AM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 13, 2014, 07:33:28 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on September 12, 2014, 09:54:42 PM
Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 12, 2014, 02:18:47 PM
"I've got balls of balls."

That was my first choice you bugger.
I am too fast for you.

velox · September 14, 2014, 02:15:17 AM

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"I? I am a monument to all your balls."

September 14, 2014, 02:52:42 AM

The Heartless have a great fear of the balls. That's why they'll keep coming after you, no matter what.

velox · September 14, 2014, 06:18:23 AM

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"Halo doesn't kill the flood, it kills their balls."

Mox · September 14, 2014, 07:52:30 AM

"Come Human, it is easy. Take the balls in your hand... and do as you are told!"

velox · September 14, 2014, 09:02:16 AM

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"Go fiddling with any balls around here, and we're going to have a real problem"