I'm playing Dungeon Master for a game in which one of my friends is playing an Aasimarian Paladin, basically a semi-angelic battlemage healer. The other guy is playing a Skum (basically a less evolved Zora) named Slugger. The Skum plays like a little slimy tank, absorbing damage and dishing it out at a ludicrous rate.
Their usual battle strategy: the paladin throws the fish-thing at enemies, and the fish thing claws the enemies to pieces with his disgusting slimy claws. Also, the fish thing can't speak common speak, but the paladin can translate what he says, so in order for the fish to talk to npc's the paladin has to play interpreter.
Any funny D&D stories, flood?

Never tried it, not my type of game.

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I've done D&D a few times with my friends. It is the funniest god damn thing in the world. It starts out semi-serious and deteriorates into a cluster fuck of dwarf tossing, drug peddling, and 10/10 swan dives pared with Jack Bauer interrogations from a priest.