>Pokemon Don't level up
>Pokemon can't be stored (cmon gotta catch me all is the fucking motto)
>can't battle other people

Why even play

if i had a phone, i would use it to create virtual mementos for every place i go

like, if i traveled to chicago, i would catch something there and name it "Chicago"

It released?

Yeah got it via APK too. It's gimmicky but still cool in a way. Are pokemon selective to an area or is it random do you know?

Freedom version one.

name my pokedude guys

name my pokedude guys

Capn Cuntz

i got 6 pokemon so far, but i dont know how to level them up.

Apparently there is a Rattatat and two weedles near my house.

And an abundance of pokemon at my gym.

Wat

>be 35 year old robot excited about pokemon go
>install apk and start playing
>play for solid 3 hours
>a wild pokemon appears just pass the parking lot my apartment
>Throw shoes and shirt on
>as I am leaving, stacy i have had a crush on since i watched her move in is leaving as well, phone in hand.
>awkwardly say hi but she doesn't seem to notice because she is stuck on her phone.
>It looks like she is playing pokemon go too!
>Stacy is in front of me be a couple steps...that bitch its trying to get the wild pokemon!
>get super competitive but think im being cute and silly and yell goofingly "HEY THATS MY POKEMON!!!" and run full sprint by her
>Stacy shrieks
>as I go by, I notice her phone is on a facebook profile of chad
>I sprint a few more steps then realize I should apologize for freaking her out
>Turn around, Im a good 10 steps away from her now so I yell out "Oh Im sorry, I thought you were playing pokemon too!!!!
>Stacy makes...THE face....quickly gets in her car, tires squealing out of the parking lot
>I catch my pokemon
>On way back, I see some other Stacys on their balcony porch staring in aw at me
>Fuck it. Gotta catch em all

I bet you thought this would be funny

This game is pretty grindy
Fugg

Wow, it's almost like it's a Pokemon game or something.

This game is literally ingress.