Spider-Man 2 is a great game and all...

Jono · September 15, 2015, 07:06:57 PM

But these little kids that intentionally lose their balloons can go fuck themselves

Verbatim · September 15, 2015, 07:07:39 PM

those were always my favorite petty missions lol

Now, the missions where you have to save people from their capsizing boats? Fuck those ones.

Jono · September 15, 2015, 07:17:37 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 15, 2015, 07:07:39 PM

those were always my favorite petty missions lol

Now, the missions where you have to save people from their capsizing boats? Fuck those ones.

Oh yeah, fuck the boat missions. That's why I hardly ever go near the water because someone is always gonna want me to rescue people on a boat.

Doctor Doom · September 15, 2015, 07:26:31 PM

Anyone see the, ah, cameo the balloon kid got in Ultimate Spider-Man?

Korra · September 15, 2015, 07:27:10 PM

"Fuck balloons." - Spooderman

Sandtrap · September 15, 2015, 07:44:47 PM

I remember trying to chase one ballon up the empire state building once. Trying so hard to catch it as it went up and up, and right as it was about to go out of jump range, I made spidey give it his last shot at catching the thing.

And I missed. So, I plummeted from the top of the empire state, too far to snag onto another building with web, and promptly plummeted to the ground and died.

At the feet of a little child who promptly screamed out in horror,

"My balloon!"

That was the last time I pursued balloon missions.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · September 15, 2015, 07:53:41 PM

Quote from: Liquid Lime on September 15, 2015, 07:26:31 PM

Anyone see the, ah, cameo the balloon kid got in Ultimate Spider-Man?

I never got around to playing that game so no ;_;

Jester · September 15, 2015, 08:43:45 PM

HELP THAT MAN IS GONNA FALL

Jono · September 15, 2015, 08:46:53 PM

Quote from: Venom Jester on September 15, 2015, 08:43:45 PM

HELP THAT MAN IS GONNA FALL

THAT MAN NEEDS TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL

Word Wizard · September 15, 2015, 08:47:05 PM

Still the best Spiderman game to date.

Doctor Doom · September 16, 2015, 01:21:15 AM

Quote from: Kupo on September 15, 2015, 07:53:41 PM

Quote from: Liquid Lime on September 15, 2015, 07:26:31 PM
Anyone see the, ah, cameo the balloon kid got in Ultimate Spider-Man?
I never got around to playing that game so no ;_;

Spoiler

When you play as Venom, your health continually depletes and you have to eat enemies or bystanders to regenerate it (until you beat the game). Guess who's given to you to eat in the tutorial?

maverick · September 16, 2015, 01:27:46 AM

Quote from: Jono on September 15, 2015, 08:46:53 PM

Quote from: Venom Jester on September 15, 2015, 08:43:45 PM
HELP THAT MAN IS GONNA FALL
THAT MAN NEEDS TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL

MENACE

Jono · September 16, 2015, 02:43:39 AM

Don't play with my feelings like this, Black Cat

Girl of Mystery · September 16, 2015, 05:46:08 AM

"My balloon!"
"waaaahaaaaaa"

Zonda · September 16, 2015, 11:15:08 AM

They should make a Deadpool game where you get to go around popping Balloons. Because reasons.