New Agent Locke trailer

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 10:11:35 AM

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He literally roundhouse kicked a fucking Banshee.

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 10:17:04 AM

Locke
Lucke
Luck
Cortana liked John's luck
Locke is looking hard for John
Cortana is missing
Locke is mysterious

Locke is Cortana
Spartan armour sex scene confirmed.

Word Wizard · April 20, 2015, 10:17:23 AM

I see Covenant construction took from the human aluminum can manufacturing process.

Naru · April 20, 2015, 10:24:28 AM

What the fuck.

Splendid Dust · April 20, 2015, 10:32:13 AM

This triggers me

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 10:33:06 AM

Quote from: Splendid Dust on April 20, 2015, 10:32:13 AM

This triggers me

Let it in

Naoto · April 20, 2015, 10:48:49 AM

Part of me hopes they're pushing Locke in order to finally kill off Chief.

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 10:51:35 AM

Quote from: Naoto on April 20, 2015, 10:48:49 AM

Part of me hopes they're pushing Locke in order to finally kill off Chief.

They won't be killing off Chief any time soon

Jocephalopod · April 20, 2015, 10:52:52 AM

Why is he using a gun?

Naoto · April 20, 2015, 10:53:11 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 10:51:35 AM

Quote from: Naoto on April 20, 2015, 10:48:49 AM
Part of me hopes they're pushing Locke in order to finally kill off Chief.
They won't be killing off Chief any time soon

I can dream.

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 10:54:44 AM

Quote from: Naoto on April 20, 2015, 10:53:11 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: Naoto on April 20, 2015, 10:48:49 AM
Part of me hopes they're pushing Locke in order to finally kill off Chief.
They won't be killing off Chief any time soon
I can dream.

I hope your waifu dies

Naoto · April 20, 2015, 11:02:31 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 10:54:44 AM

Quote from: Naoto on April 20, 2015, 10:53:11 AM
Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: Naoto on April 20, 2015, 10:48:49 AM
Part of me hopes they're pushing Locke in order to finally kill off Chief.
They won't be killing off Chief any time soon
I can dream.
I hope your waifu dies

Waifus never die they just go missing when a new best girl appears.

RomanGladiator · April 20, 2015, 11:09:26 AM

Willing to bet that's Sanghelios. Looks like a blend of in-engine footage and CGI. If most of that is the actual game engine I'm impressed. Makes Spartans really seem like super-soldiers now (or should I say superheroes). I'm wondering if we can actually shoulder charge a vehicle out of the way without getting splattered. Maybe this sequence is just a cutscene. And I do really like this Hunter class variant but don't want to pre-order from Gamestop, which is why I'm hoping I can purchase it.

Sandtrap · April 20, 2015, 11:17:26 AM

I see 343's appealing to the juggernaught tank hyped up on coke speedster appeal.

True Turquoise · April 20, 2015, 11:17:43 AM

Uh...

Well sure looks cool, but I wont be wearing that Armour.

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 11:18:32 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 20, 2015, 11:17:26 AM

I see 343's appealing to the juggernaught tank hyped up on coke speedster appeal.

Well he is a Spartan.

True Turquoise · April 20, 2015, 11:20:55 AM

But really holy crap

An actual super soldier spartan.

Now make chief do this.

RomanGladiator · April 20, 2015, 11:22:42 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 20, 2015, 11:17:26 AM

I see 343's appealing to the juggernaught tank hyped up on coke speedster appeal.

Every FPS these days are all borrowing the same ideas. It seems to all be about mobility. Titanfall, Advanced Warfare, etc... But I get what you're saying. I couldn't relax and play Halo 5 if I was tired during the beta; you have to constantly thrust and maneuver to stay alive.

Sandtrap · April 20, 2015, 11:30:56 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 11:18:32 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 20, 2015, 11:17:26 AM
I see 343's appealing to the juggernaught tank hyped up on coke speedster appeal.
Well he is a Spartan.

I know I'm walking into a shitstorm waiting to happen here. But K. Let's mosey on out here.

Yes, Spartans are strong. Yes, Spartans are fast.

And yes, I can see that Locke is zipping around with booster augments.

He crashed through buildings, crashed into banshees, and crashed into aliens, all while 420 quickscoping hyper lethal BR bursts into tinfoil ghosts.

Typically, Spartans are like olympic athletes. Given greater ability by their suits. But they aren't failproof. Spartans have always operated on stealth, and planning, because being an open target could get them killed.

Spartans were dealing with aliens that were naturally, physically comparable to them in strength, speed, and reflexes. Are we not taking into account that all the many impacts of Locke in this trailer would have done damage to him?

Crashing through an entire building would have drained his shields and caused physical trauma even to a spartan. Then, using his suit's power to blow through another wall with low shields to travel at high velocity into another moving object?

As I said. We're appealing to the tank 420 quickscoper hopped up on cocaine here.

It's......overexagerated.

velox · April 20, 2015, 11:33:17 AM

It's a Demon!

Ásgeirr · April 20, 2015, 11:34:32 AM

i see this was made for 10 year olds

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 11:44:22 AM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 11:34:32 AM

i see this was made for 10 year olds

Now 343 is trying to steal density's fanbase.

Assassin 11D7 · April 20, 2015, 11:55:27 AM

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Guize help I can't see the difference

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 11:58:17 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 20, 2015, 11:30:56 AM

I know it's exaggerated..I know what Spartans can and can't do.
It's a marketing hype builder. It doesn't matter if it's exaggerated.

True Turquoise · April 20, 2015, 12:03:43 PM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 11:34:32 AM

i see this was made for 10 year olds

Your favorite, right?

Ásgeirr · April 20, 2015, 12:05:08 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2015, 12:03:43 PM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 11:34:32 AM
i see this was made for 10 year olds

Your favorite, right?

stop

True Turquoise · April 20, 2015, 12:07:59 PM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 12:05:08 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2015, 12:03:43 PM
Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 11:34:32 AM
i see this was made for 10 year olds

Your favorite, right?
stop

Spoiler

Ásgeirr · April 20, 2015, 12:09:42 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2015, 12:07:59 PM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 12:05:08 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2015, 12:03:43 PM
Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 11:34:32 AM
i see this was made for 10 year olds

Your favorite, right?
stop
Spoiler

Spoiler

You wanna go?

True Turquoise · April 20, 2015, 12:17:18 PM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 12:09:42 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2015, 12:07:59 PM
Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 12:05:08 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2015, 12:03:43 PM
Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 11:34:32 AM
i see this was made for 10 year olds

Your favorite, right?
stop
Spoiler
Spoiler
You wanna go?

PM me

We'll duke it out.

Sandtrap · April 20, 2015, 12:17:54 PM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 11:58:17 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 20, 2015, 11:30:56 AM
I know it's exaggerated..I know what Spartans can and can't do.
It's a marketing hype builder. It doesn't matter if it's exaggerated.

I would argue, that yes, it does matter if it's exaggerated. Building a little bit of hype for your product is a good thing. But at this point, it's.....not even relevant anymore. I mean there's a point, where you go too far on the marketing push.

There's a point were your marketing push just becomes fucking silly hype train build that has no correlation to your game and end product. No relation or any viable form of sense.

It's insulting, frankly. Stop fucking around and throwing all this shit out there to attract the wrong kind of fucking people.

It's tired and overused as shit.

Show me some fucking campaign trailers about the story I'm interested in. A little bit of mystery and gameplay shots to lure.

Show people some multiplayer trailers with actual multiplayer highlights and fun moments.

This pre-rendered bullshots and CGI stuff is getting fucking old.