Minecraft-porn is one of the fastest growing PornHub searches

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Minecraft is seeing a surge in popularity on the adult-video website Pornhub. In a blog post provided to GamesBeat, the triple-X site noted that searches for “Minecraft” have increased by 326 percent on Pornhub since January 2014. And the company is seeing more search traffic for the game. If you’re wondering what in the living hell “Minecraft porn” could possibly look like, well — you don’t have to imagine it. An animator that goes by the name FuturisticHub has created two videos that are obviously (obviously!) not suitable for work or just about anywhere else.

Pornhub dug a little deeper to see what else people were searching for in conjunction with Minecraft. Terms like “Minecraft porn,” “Minecraft sex,” and “Minecraft hard drilling” were all among the phrases that people were looking for most often.

The most popular searches don’t always indicate what type of videos exist, but rather the type of videos people want to see,” reads the Pornhub blog post. “In the case of Minecraft, the most popular searches include some expected terms like ‘minecraft hentai’ and ‘minecraft animation.’ Some more interesting searches include ‘minecraft true love’ and ‘minecraft hard drilling.’ Even searches for gameplay and tutorial based ‘lets play minecraft’ videos can be found.”

Oh, and these Minecraft porn connoisseurs have tastes that go beyond blocks and low-resolution textures. Pornhub says that people often search for other games, like Halo, Clash of Clans, and Call of Duty, on its site before settling on Minecraft.

And if you are picturing that these searches are primarily coming from young men, you are absolutely correct.


Um...fucking wow...
I cannot tell if this is the funniest shit ive ever read or sad and disturbing
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Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.

I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.


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Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.

I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.
You sound like an asshole tbh fam


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Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.

I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.

Minecraft TBH is probably the best game a little kid could play, since it essentially equates to virtual Lego.
But yeah the community surrounding it has become such a fucking nightmare somehow, and I cannot comprehend why.

Which reminds me, a couple weeks back one of the big Minecraft youtubers got exposed as a pedo and was using his fans for child porn.
YouTube

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Somebody watch the video and tell us how bad it is
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that's pretty dickish bro


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Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.

I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.
theres nothing wrong with a theme for a video game a child likes, now, if he wants to go to minecon and all that other shit? then do what you can, but its kinda mean doing that, fam. >_>


 
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Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.

I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.
theres nothing wrong with a theme for a video game a child likes, now, if he wants to go to minecon and all that other shit? then do what you can, but its kinda mean doing that, fam. >_>
Well I guess you're right about that. I would prefer he have a Spider Man theme cause he likes him alot.


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I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.
theres nothing wrong with a theme for a video game a child likes, now, if he wants to go to minecon and all that other shit? then do what you can, but its kinda mean doing that, fam. >_>
Well I guess you're right about that. I would prefer he have a Spider Man theme cause he likes him alot.

Since he likes mincraft so much, see get him into lego instead.


 
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Minecraft is a cancer to humanity.

I'm doing the best I can to prevent my 5-year old nephew from turning into one of those retarded Minecraft kids. He wants a Minecraft Theme for his birthday in April and I'm doing what I can to get my sister to not have that.
theres nothing wrong with a theme for a video game a child likes, now, if he wants to go to minecon and all that other shit? then do what you can, but its kinda mean doing that, fam. >_>
Well I guess you're right about that. I would prefer he have a Spider Man theme cause he likes him alot.

Since he likes mincraft so much, see get him into lego instead.
He has a bunch of Lego games and I don't know if he has actual legos


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Well. That's....odd. Stranger than usual for most fetishes or whatever. I can understand the appeal of some subjects. And then there's really far out gross stuff like scat and piss and stuff.

Hell, I could have an easier time understanding MLP cloppers.

But Minecraft. I don't understand that one.


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Sep7agon R34 fanart when?
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