Metal Gear Solid V figure has squeezable boobs

Tackel · May 13, 2015, 05:37:09 PM

Top fucking kek

http://www.craveonline.com/gaming/articles/855101-sigh-metal-gear-solid-vs-quiet-figurine-boobs-can-squeeze

Ásgeirr · May 13, 2015, 05:37:55 PM

That character looks stupid anyway

Girl of Mystery · May 13, 2015, 05:45:32 PM

Patriarchy: 1
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Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 05:47:35 PM

Hideo Kojima is a piece of shit.

Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 05:47:58 PM

like

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH

Doctor Doom · May 13, 2015, 05:48:48 PM

I wonder if Kojima is seeing how far he can push it at this point.

Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 05:49:28 PM

LIKE

UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Girl of Mystery · May 13, 2015, 05:50:06 PM

Kojima doesn't give a fuck. He's basically a troll.

TB · May 13, 2015, 05:50:19 PM

Kojima broke Verby :^)

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 13, 2015, 05:50:37 PM

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Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 05:53:44 PM

I mean, I guess I shouldn't be that angry, because we're talking about the retarded manchild who made Rumble Roses and lived in the sexual limbo that is Japan for his whole life, so...

Doctor Doom · May 13, 2015, 05:59:05 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 13, 2015, 05:53:44 PM

the retarded manchild who made Rumble Roses

He didn't make Rumble Roses. He did, however, have characters from Rumble Roses in MGS3.

Mat Cauthon · May 13, 2015, 06:00:59 PM

>Japan
>Being surprised or upset
>fucking lol

Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 06:02:32 PM

#CastrateKojima

Girl of Mystery · May 13, 2015, 06:03:35 PM

Go back to Tumblr, Verb.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 13, 2015, 06:05:17 PM

You can squeeze Big Boss' pecs too. It's a trend with Play Arts Kai figures right now, apparently.

Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 06:06:09 PM

Quote from: Plotmaster on May 13, 2015, 05:59:05 PM

He didn't make Rumble Roses. He did, however, have characters from Rumble Roses in MGS3.

does he not have some kind of sex problem that makes him a lecher or something, though
i could've sworn i read that in an interview once

Big Boss · May 13, 2015, 06:06:27 PM

this is gonna keep me Quiet for a while :^)

Doctor Doom · May 13, 2015, 06:07:56 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 13, 2015, 06:06:09 PM

Quote from: Plotmaster on May 13, 2015, 05:59:05 PM
He didn't make Rumble Roses. He did, however, have characters from Rumble Roses in MGS3.
does he not have some kind of sex problem that makes him a lecher or something, though
i could've sworn i read that in an interview once

He's a Japanese male, they're all like that.

Mattie G Indahouse · May 13, 2015, 06:10:00 PM

For the SJW's which is just Verb here bitching about this how many men out there look like Kent? Quiet having squeezable boobs is no different than Kent being muscular for his looks. They're both sexual based things.

Spoiler

True Turquoise · May 13, 2015, 06:10:26 PM

so... when can i get my waif- dammit

Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 06:12:44 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on May 13, 2015, 06:10:00 PM

For the SJW's which is just Verb here bitching about this how many men out there look like Kent? Quiet having squeezable boobs is no different than Kent being muscular for his looks. They're both sexual based things.
Spoiler

uhhhh

yes

and you realize pointing out another example of sexism on the other side doesn't make ANYTHING better, right?

no, of course you don't

Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 06:14:58 PM

and i'd actually argue very very many people look like ken--it's not that difficult to get a light build and a tan
but that's another topic

the reason you don't hear "SJWs" like me complaining about ken dolls is because ken dolls are ancient history
that doesn't mean i think it's okay, though

Naoto · May 13, 2015, 06:29:51 PM

I've enjoyed watching all the brave white knights defend this poor helpless womyn.

Verbatim · May 13, 2015, 06:31:07 PM

oh look, it's the forum misogynist

just kidding
most of you are probably misogynists

Mattie G Indahouse · May 13, 2015, 06:32:28 PM

Quote from: Naoto on May 13, 2015, 06:29:51 PM

I've enjoyed watching all the brave white knights defend this poor helpless womyn.

It's safe to say she doesn't even care. If anything the boob thing is just an adult joke to her.

Mattie G Indahouse · May 13, 2015, 06:35:16 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 13, 2015, 06:31:07 PM

oh look, it's the forum misogynist

just kidding
most of you are probably misogynists

So what does that SJW term mean?

Naoto · May 13, 2015, 06:35:19 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on May 13, 2015, 06:32:28 PM

Quote from: Naoto on May 13, 2015, 06:29:51 PM
I've enjoyed watching all the brave white knights defend this poor helpless womyn.

It's safe to say she doesn't even care. If anything the boob thing is just an adult joke to her.

Probably has something to do with being a functioning adult. She should really check her internalized misogynistic privilege. Doesn't she know she can't do what she wants with her own body?

King pesto · May 13, 2015, 06:36:30 PM

You're all forgetting there are similar parts on the Big Boss figure as well, notably his ass.

These foam parts are there to make movement of the joints smoother and more pleasant, not for eroticism.

Fuck my error-checking today.

Tackel · May 13, 2015, 06:37:18 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 13, 2015, 06:31:07 PM

most of you are probably misogynists