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I ALMOST DONT WANT TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE FUCKING BOX


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head


 
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would i need to play the first two to enjoy the third

i don't plan on ever getting this game, but, i don't know
shit's good to know

because it seems like this is another mass effect/assassin's creed situation, where no one gave a fuck about the series until the second/third sequel came out


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would i need to play the first two to enjoy the third

i don't plan on ever getting this game, but, i don't know
shit's good to know

because it seems like this is another mass effect/assassin's creed situation, where no one gave a fuck about the series until the second/third sequel came out
Besides returning characters, not really.

It's pretty beginner friendly. It comes with a booklet gives you a small description of the returning characters and also gives some information about the universe.
The game also recaps some stuff and has a bestiary menu that gives you more information about characters and the universe.
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would i need to play the first two to enjoy the third

i don't plan on ever getting this game, but, i don't know
shit's good to know
They do a few recaps throughout the game, but I've heard that playing the second game makes it a bit easier to understand.

I've also heard that the books are pretty good, and they play into the games a lot (since the games are based on them). Fortunately, the games take place after the books as a continuation, so nothing is spoiled if you read them.


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
Triss is not superior


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
Triss is not superior
you wish


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.
Lol I didn't sleep with either, just Keira. Kept my options open


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
I don't like you


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.
Lol I didn't sleep with either, just Keira. Kept my options open
Sleeping with Keira has no impact on the "romance" with Triss or Yen.
Neither does sleeping with prostitutes.


 
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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.
Lol I didn't sleep with either, just Keira. Kept my options open
Sleeping with Keira has no impact on the "romance" with Triss or Yen.
Neither does sleeping with prostitutes.
I know. Hence the last line.


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.
Lol I didn't sleep with either, just Keira. Kept my options open
Sleeping with Keira has no impact on the "romance" with Triss or Yen.
Neither does sleeping with prostitutes.
I know. Hence the last line.
But they have no impact, so what'd be the point in not picking one?


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.
Lol I didn't sleep with either, just Keira. Kept my options open
Sleeping with Keira has no impact on the "romance" with Triss or Yen.
Neither does sleeping with prostitutes.
I know. Hence the last line.
But they have no impact, so what'd be the point in not picking one?
Not picking one what? A prostitute?


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.
Lol I didn't sleep with either, just Keira. Kept my options open
Sleeping with Keira has no impact on the "romance" with Triss or Yen.
Neither does sleeping with prostitutes.
I know. Hence the last line.
But they have no impact, so what'd be the point in not picking one?
Not picking one what? A prostitute?
Yen or Triss.
You can sleep with however many prozzies you want whenever you want and it won't matter.


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Play it and sleep with the superior red head
I think you mean Yennefer
No
Think, if Triss weren't a red head you wouldn't find her as attractive. Yernefer is objectively superior
Her hair colour isn't relevant though.

Even though Geralt and Yennefer are supossed to be together, I just like Triss' character more. Yeah, she used him after he had amnesia, but whatever.
Triss is a bitch, and you must have played the quest when you go with Yennefer to the top of that mountain in Skellige right? Idk how you could possibly not pick Yennefer after that.
Like I give a fuck.
They're both bitches in their own way.

Plus I already banged Triss before going to Skellige, and didn't sleep with Yen in Skellige, so my choices are set at this point.
If I had slept with both they both leave you.
Lol I didn't sleep with either, just Keira. Kept my options open
Sleeping with Keira has no impact on the "romance" with Triss or Yen.
Neither does sleeping with prostitutes.
I know. Hence the last line.
But they have no impact, so what'd be the point in not picking one?
Not picking one what? A prostitute?
Yen or Triss.
You can sleep with however many prozzies you want whenever you want and it won't matter.
I forgot to sleep with Yen, I meant to but I didn't catch the moment. And the only worthwhile prostitute (if any, it's pretty pointless) is the Elf.


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I got it the day after release and I still haven't played it.