Making accomplishments in Dank Souls

Flee · March 08, 2015, 09:14:03 AM

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Naru · March 08, 2015, 01:43:35 PM

Had parasite on my head and no one helped me

That feel when I took it off, all by myself

True Turquoise · March 08, 2015, 01:49:08 PM

slayingold · March 09, 2015, 10:53:09 AM

I beat the Iron King in Dark Souls 2 just by punching him with Cestuses...it took me about 30 minutes >.>

Azure · March 09, 2015, 11:14:53 AM

How does your butt feel, little boy?

Verbatim · March 09, 2015, 11:20:11 AM

biggest dark souls accomplishment thus far:

pissing off dark souls fanboys by stating that i dislike the game, and not because it's "hard"

Tyger · March 09, 2015, 11:20:49 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 09, 2015, 11:20:11 AM

biggest dark souls accomplishment thus far:

pissing off dark souls fanboys by stating that i dislike the game, and not because it's "hard"

I'm sorry you died in the tutorial

Verbatim · March 09, 2015, 11:21:20 AM

i did not

Verbatim · March 09, 2015, 11:26:22 AM

the big guy at the beginning killed me a few times but that's because i didn't know you were supposed to run away from him

but other than that, i never died

i saw a suspicious staircase with a message that said to go up it, and i knew it was a trap
but just to confirm that it was, i walked up it, and i got knocked over
but i didn't die

i stopped playing because i realized that i was playing a game made for cunts, by cunts
for the explicit purpose of being a cunt to your fellow players

and because of that, it's a shitty-ass fucking game
0/10

Girl of Mystery · March 09, 2015, 11:30:22 AM

So you died in the tutorial, multiple times.

Azure · March 09, 2015, 11:31:27 AM

Dark Souls isn't even hard. It's just full of trial and error

Verbatim · March 09, 2015, 11:40:48 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on March 09, 2015, 11:30:22 AM

So you died in the tutorial, multiple times.

as most people would if they don't know what to do against the first big thing that you fucking see

because it kills you in one hit

OMG ONE HIT KILLS
SUCH A HARD GAME

cunt

Girl of Mystery · March 09, 2015, 11:42:33 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 09, 2015, 11:40:48 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on March 09, 2015, 11:30:22 AM
So you died in the tutorial, multiple times.
as most people would if they don't know what to do against the first big thing that you fucking see

because it kills you in one hit

OMG ONE HIT KILLS
SUCH A HARD GAME

cunt

>the broken weapon does 1 point of damage per hit

Luciana · March 09, 2015, 11:54:51 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 09, 2015, 11:26:22 AM

the big guy at the beginning killed me a few times but that's because i didn't know you were supposed to run away from him

but other than that, i never died

i saw a suspicious staircase with a message that said to go up it, and i knew it was a trap
but just to confirm that it was, i walked up it, and i got knocked over
but i didn't die

i stopped playing because i realized that i was playing a game made for cunts, by cunts
for the explicit purpose of being a cunt to your fellow players

and because of that, it's a shitty-ass fucking game
0/10

The game is not for everyone, I think we can all agree on that. Just because you dislike it doesn't mean it's "shit." Stop being so negative all the time.

Edit: I read the rest of your comments. It just sounds like typical Souls Rage.

Ender · March 09, 2015, 11:59:05 AM

I've ganked more times then i can count

I once did the painted world without dying once (fucking hard as shit, m8)

solo'd each of the main bosses (on different characters though)

Ender · March 09, 2015, 12:00:43 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 09, 2015, 11:26:22 AM

the big guy at the beginning killed me a few times but that's because i didn't know you were supposed to run away from him

but other than that, i never died

i saw a suspicious staircase with a message that said to go up it, and i knew it was a trap
but just to confirm that it was, i walked up it, and i got knocked over
but i didn't die

i stopped playing because i realized that i was playing a game made for cunts, by cunts
for the explicit purpose of being a cunt to your fellow players

and because of that, it's a shitty-ass fucking game
0/10

just because you suck at it doesn't mean it's terrible.

True Turquoise · March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM

Will you morons just accept you have different tastes?

Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

Ender · March 09, 2015, 12:03:45 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM

Will you morons just accept you have different tastes?

no

Luciana · March 09, 2015, 12:04:13 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM

Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

True Turquoise · March 09, 2015, 12:04:47 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on March 09, 2015, 12:03:45 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM
Will you morons just accept you have different tastes?
no

lisn here u cheeky lil shit.

Spoiler

Ok.

True Turquoise · March 09, 2015, 12:05:22 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 09, 2015, 12:04:13 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM
Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

Trust me, you wont like my cooking.

Naru · March 09, 2015, 12:06:29 PM

Ok, now I wanna save the fucking mage nigger but I don't know how. I need a key to unlock a cage to get a key I'm guessing.

Naru · March 09, 2015, 12:06:47 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:05:22 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 09, 2015, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM
Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

Trust me, you wont like my cocking.

FTFY

True Turquoise · March 09, 2015, 12:07:37 PM

Quote from: Naru on March 09, 2015, 12:06:47 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:05:22 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 09, 2015, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM
Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

Trust me, you wont like my cocking.
FTFY

Get out.
Why would you be lewd?

Naru · March 09, 2015, 12:08:26 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:07:37 PM

Quote from: Naru on March 09, 2015, 12:06:47 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:05:22 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 09, 2015, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM
Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

Trust me, you wont like my cocking.
FTFY
Get out.
Why would you be lewd?

Nigga, this is my thread.

True Turquoise · March 09, 2015, 12:10:07 PM

Quote from: Naru on March 09, 2015, 12:08:26 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: Naru on March 09, 2015, 12:06:47 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:05:22 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 09, 2015, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM
Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

Trust me, you wont like my cocking.
FTFY
Get out.
Why would you be lewd?
Nigga, this is my thread.

Not anymore.

Luciana · March 09, 2015, 12:10:50 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:10:07 PM

Quote from: Naru on March 09, 2015, 12:08:26 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:07:37 PM
Quote from: Naru on March 09, 2015, 12:06:47 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:05:22 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 09, 2015, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 09, 2015, 12:02:43 PM
Before I leave a taste in your mouths you wont forget.

Trust me, you wont like my cocking.
FTFY
Get out.
Why would you be lewd?
Nigga, this is my thread.
Not anymore.

Me in the front with goggles on top of my head

Flee · March 09, 2015, 12:10:58 PM

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Girl of Mystery · March 09, 2015, 12:11:58 PM

Quote from: Flee on March 09, 2015, 12:10:58 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on March 09, 2015, 11:42:33 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 09, 2015, 11:40:48 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on March 09, 2015, 11:30:22 AM
So you died in the tutorial, multiple times.
as most people would if they don't know what to do against the first big thing that you fucking see

because it kills you in one hit

OMG ONE HIT KILLS
SUCH A HARD GAME

cunt
>the broken weapon does 1 point of damage per hit
Two points of damage, actually.

>_>

belgium a shit

Ender · March 09, 2015, 12:12:26 PM

Quote from: Flee on March 09, 2015, 12:10:58 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on March 09, 2015, 11:42:33 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 09, 2015, 11:40:48 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on March 09, 2015, 11:30:22 AM
So you died in the tutorial, multiple times.
as most people would if they don't know what to do against the first big thing that you fucking see

because it kills you in one hit

OMG ONE HIT KILLS
SUCH A HARD GAME

cunt
>the broken weapon does 1 point of damage per hit
Two points of damage, actually.

>_>

somebody actually killed the beginning boss with that weapon, and pretty quick too. It was a livestream some years ago.