Konami just wont stop fucking up will they?

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Where's your Egyptian gods now, bitch?
Grade A power-creep bullshit right here



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3 Level 10 Winged Beast-Type monsters
Unaffected by all other cards' effects. You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; until the end of this turn, all monsters your opponent controls lose 1000 ATK, also your opponent cannot activate cards or effects. If this card has a "Raidraptor" monster as Xyz Material, it gains this effect.
● Once per turn, during each player's End Phase: You can make all monsters your opponent currently controls lose 1000 ATK. If your opponent controls no face-up monsters, inflict 1000 damage to your opponent instead.

Translation to non-nerd

Summon a level 1 monster that gives you a free rank 8 monster which with one of several easily accessible cards becomes this motherfucker. This can easily be done first turn, sparing you the trouble of any possible response or retaliation via traps.

Has enough attack power that literally +90% of decks even at the very top of the meta will never be able to run it over with attack power, and any alternate methods to getting it off the board will not work because he is unaffected my any card effects whatsoever.
On top of this, every turn at the end (both player's turns) which the card remains on the field, every monster the opposing player controls loses a significant portion of it's attack power, and in the unfortunate case that one has no monsters on the field, they instantly lose 1000 life points, an eight of their original total.

Do people at Konami even think about the shit they make before they peddle it out?


 
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Hasn't Yugioh been a shit tier card game since its inception though?


 
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Hasn't Yugioh been a shit tier card game since its inception though?
Pretty much.

I can't think of a non-bullshit card game, to be fair.

Maybe Solitaire.


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Hasn't Yugioh been a shit tier card game since its inception though?

Yu-Gi-Oh! has always had some pretty bad shit. It started out absolutely terrible, in fact with First turn wins and cards like Yatta Garasu that would literally lock the opponent out of playing altogether. That mostly get fixed when the ban-list was introduced and they limited certain aspects of deck building.
It was never well ballanced, there were always clear tiers, but it was balanced enough that it was still playable and fun as long as you were using something that wasn't designed to be complete garbage. Anything that got way too out of hand got banned or limited. Some cards that would have broken the game were caught before they were even released and reballanced accordingly.

Then you get to 2011 when zeXal came out and they tried to make the game apeal more to children and the power creep began to get more and more insane, untill it finaly began to crack in 2013 when they created Dragon Rulers, which, was no exaggeration so fucking overpowered that the deck almost played itself. They recived several "nerfs" via the ban list but remained Overpowered as fuck untill one card just made them so fucking overpowered Konami had to ban the deck outright.
And Ironically it was immediately after that all semblance of game balance began falling to pieces, because all the decks since then, in mid-2015, have been twice as overpowered as Dragon rulers. For fucks sake, one deck; qliphorts could literally spam the Egyptian god cards and get free draws off of them but the funniest part is that that the Egyptian god cards were considered too weak for the deck and nobody ran them.


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For the Forbidden One I know you have a low chance of completing it, but it' still bullshit you can end the game with it.


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For the Forbidden One I know you have a low chance of completing it, but it' still bullshit you can end the game with it.

Exodia itself is not overpowered, it doen't even win tounraments, which is why it isn't banned, but the problem is that it promotes such a horribly degenerate playstyle, and it's not fun to play against ever.
Exodia users always take 300 years to finish their turns and then when you finally get the chance to attack (if you get the chance) they can just drop one of several cards and stop your battle phase altogether. now you gave to wait another billion Eons, hoping RNG dosn't let him auto game you before you can play again.
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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.
Aye, Exodus runs one of those decks. Though, it costs a lot of mana to cast and generally only takes out one land (mana producing card) at a time. As far as I know there isn't one specific card that removes all of your opponents mana, thought there is a card that removes everyone's.



Well, actually there is one card



But it takes 4 turns to build up and an additional 5th turn to use it, by then this guy (who can be killed like a player with a life total, hence the number at the bottom right) is most likely dead. Its never played.


 
 
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Eh, yugioh used to be pretty balanced when I was playing it with my brothers and friends about.... 12 or so years ago mind you <.<

By the time they added the vehicle/roid things we'd mostly given up though.


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Yugioh was pretty damn good when I was growing up in elementary school.

A couple of years ago, some friends of mine from an Elite clan that disbanded found an online website and decided to build a deck and face off against each other.  I was really annoyed, because when Yugioh first came out, effect monsters and monsters with high attack points were pretty rare to get, but now they're fucking everywhere and seem more OP than the first cards that came out.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I used to have three cards that, when used together, gave me infinite life points. Yugioh is such bullshit.


 
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I remember playing yugioh with my brother, we'd save up all our money to buy new cards.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.
I love a good ol lategame Twincast+Howl of the Horde+any spell that deals X damage to player. The most Ive gotten is a good 30 damage after casting it 6 times.

And I player EDH/commander sooo. ....


 
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I used to have three cards that, when used together, gave me infinite life points. Yugioh is such bullshit.
what

how would you even lose, then

decking out?...


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I used to have three cards that, when used together, gave me infinite life points. Yugioh is such bullshit.
what

how would you even lose, then

decking out?...

And if you have Exodia Necross and some cards that stop monster effects and graveyard discards, you have a monster that can't be killed and gets more attack points every turn.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.
I love a good ol lategame Twincast+Howl of the Horde+any spell that deals X damage to player. The most Ive gotten is a good 30 damage after casting it 6 times.

And I player EDH/commander sooo. ....

I tried commander one, meh


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.

ah yes Flint-Lock
I guess the only reason it was never banned was because it was so inconsistant.


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I used to have three cards that, when used together, gave me infinite life points. Yugioh is such bullshit.
what

how would you even lose, then

decking out?...
I dont know if you can mill in Yu but I assume yes. Unless the opponent has Exodia or something silly like that.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.

ah yes Flint-Lock
I guess the only reason it was never banned was because it was so inconsistant.

what


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.
I love a good ol lategame Twincast+Howl of the Horde+any spell that deals X damage to player. The most Ive gotten is a good 30 damage after casting it 6 times.

And I player EDH/commander sooo. ....

I tried commander one, meh
Its the last competitive type that stays consistent to a sense. I work 5 days a week. I can leave my deck for a month and its good to go. Standard...  some things roll out of rotation and you have to rebuild, not to mention some who dont do anything else with their time and build/buy decks that stomp anything you casually put together.

Then you'd suggest Modern, but I've seen what some make and I may as well just kill myself.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.
I love a good ol lategame Twincast+Howl of the Horde+any spell that deals X damage to player. The most Ive gotten is a good 30 damage after casting it 6 times.

And I player EDH/commander sooo. ....

I tried commander one, meh
Its the last competitive type that stays consistent to a sense. I work 5 days a week. I can leave my deck for a month and its good to go. Standard...  some things roll out of rotation and you have to rebuild, not to mention some who dont do anything else with their time and build/buy decks that stomp anything you casually put together.

Then you'd suggest Modern, but I've seen what some make and I may as well just kill myself.

Oh, right. I see your point. I played quite a bit of standard last year and got a fuck load of cards, and I've kinda stopped playing, sitting here on a mountain of cards...


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.
I love a good ol lategame Twincast+Howl of the Horde+any spell that deals X damage to player. The most Ive gotten is a good 30 damage after casting it 6 times.

And I player EDH/commander sooo. ....

I tried commander one, meh
Its the last competitive type that stays consistent to a sense. I work 5 days a week. I can leave my deck for a month and its good to go. Standard...  some things roll out of rotation and you have to rebuild, not to mention some who dont do anything else with their time and build/buy decks that stomp anything you casually put together.

Then you'd suggest Modern, but I've seen what some make and I may as well just kill myself.

Oh, right. I see your point. I played quite a bit of standard last year and got a fuck load of cards, and I've kinda stopped playing, sitting here on a mountain of cards...
Thats why I went to Commander, all those cards are fair game. You can get a pretty good preconstructed EDH deck at any good game store to get you started, and the newer ones are pretty decent.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.
I love a good ol lategame Twincast+Howl of the Horde+any spell that deals X damage to player. The most Ive gotten is a good 30 damage after casting it 6 times.

And I player EDH/commander sooo. ....

I tried commander one, meh
Its the last competitive type that stays consistent to a sense. I work 5 days a week. I can leave my deck for a month and its good to go. Standard...  some things roll out of rotation and you have to rebuild, not to mention some who dont do anything else with their time and build/buy decks that stomp anything you casually put together.

Then you'd suggest Modern, but I've seen what some make and I may as well just kill myself.

Oh, right. I see your point. I played quite a bit of standard last year and got a fuck load of cards, and I've kinda stopped playing, sitting here on a mountain of cards...
Thats why I went to Commander, all those cards are fair game. You can get a pretty good preconstructed EDH deck at any good game store to get you started, and the newer ones are pretty decent.

I've got the blue commander deck with the blue monk guy, maybe I could give it another go.


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Does Yugioh still sell well?

I guess it would have to for Konami to not bail on it.


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I present to you the easily superior card and card game.
Magic The Gathering is equally as broken from what i hear. There's apparently cards that can remove all of your opponent's mana from the game.

I usually just use Crackling Doom + Howl of the Horde to kill everything.
I love a good ol lategame Twincast+Howl of the Horde+any spell that deals X damage to player. The most Ive gotten is a good 30 damage after casting it 6 times.

And I player EDH/commander sooo. ....

I tried commander one, meh
Its the last competitive type that stays consistent to a sense. I work 5 days a week. I can leave my deck for a month and its good to go. Standard...  some things roll out of rotation and you have to rebuild, not to mention some who dont do anything else with their time and build/buy decks that stomp anything you casually put together.

Then you'd suggest Modern, but I've seen what some make and I may as well just kill myself.

Oh, right. I see your point. I played quite a bit of standard last year and got a fuck load of cards, and I've kinda stopped playing, sitting here on a mountain of cards...
Thats why I went to Commander, all those cards are fair game. You can get a pretty good preconstructed EDH deck at any good game store to get you started, and the newer ones are pretty decent.

I've got the blue commander deck with the blue monk guy, maybe I could give it another go.
Ah Clefairy :3

There is a few mono blue decks that are really good. The commander is

and you primarily consist the deck full of wizards to draw cards, counter spell, deny control for anyone else. The more expensive ones have the extra turn spells. So it can get pretty out of hand.


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I used to have three cards that, when used together, gave me infinite life points. Yugioh is such bullshit.
what

how would you even lose, then

decking out?...
I dont know if you can mill in Yu but I assume yes. Unless the opponent has Exodia or something silly like that.

Milling has been a massive part of Yu-Gi-Oh ever since lightsworns came out. having cards in your own graveyard and thinning out your deck is integral to more than a few decks so more often than not you end up intentionaly milling your own cards.