Just another shit post yeah yeah fuck you. 'The Fable Conundrum'

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Sup mother fuckers. Guess what time it is. That's right.

Yes yes I know I posted this in the flood section and got my cock lynched. Didn't really think of putting this under the category of gaming because I barely talk about any features in the game except for the sketchy shit. As easily identifiable, I am a n00b to this dick ass site.

Today, I shall address the Fable series. Specifically 3.
Now i'm not a big fable guy for you, I've only partially played the first one (which was the biggest pile of oozing soul snatching shit i've ever had the displeasure of loading into my disc tray) and played the hell out of the third. Fable 3 is awesome, I love it, and from what I've heard, 2 is much better. I've recently purchased Fable 2 and look forward to jumping in, however from what I've been told "it has much more to do and has much more interactivity" now that... is actually worrying. 3 was fun, light hearted for parts but at its core was a bit edgy for me mate.

Like you could murder parents, orphaning their children, then kill all the staff at the orphanage, harass the children and then turn their tainted home into a fucking brothel! You could go online and meet creepy molesters who try tricking you into marriage and unprotected sex! You could witness a giant, demonic, hell being go bloody hentai on a middle aged man so fucking hard that it blinded the poor bastard! Not to mention the mass histaria you could induce in the populas, they would literally be throwing gifts at you and praising the sun in your name, as you're cutting down their family members and setting them on fire!

I'm curious if Fable 2 was edgier than this. What's within the realm of possibilities? Can I train my dog to kidnap people into slavery? Can I perform a PTSD inspiring and magical recreation of 9/11? Can I crash a plane with no survivors and set a specific time/date for when fear is appropriate?

And what will the new Fable Legends do? Group gang bang sessions with hookers who are re-incarnated as goblins? I just bought the fucking companion novel for that game and it's set to arrive tomorrow. I am to expect some human centipede level shit?
Share your thoughts and stories below folks massive throbbing fags
Thanks for reading now bugger off while I go terrorize some more orphans.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Legends looks like shit

Fable is dead

Long live the king


 
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Fable 3 sucked


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Fable 2 is just better

Wish I could play it again, actually


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Fable 2 and 3 both sucked

I hated the art style and gameplay


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Fable 2 is just better

Wish I could play it again, actually

i bet witcher doesn't have stds


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Fable 2 is just better

Wish I could play it again, actually

i bet witcher doesn't have stds


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checkmate, shills
only because geralt literally can't


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shill leader, reporting in


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Someday, somewhere
Legends has been delayed for like 3 years.

Is it like even still coming out. All hype that game ever had is gone.


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Legends has been delayed for like 3 years.

Is it like even still coming out. All hype that game ever had is gone.
It's releasing Q1/Q2 this year. It hasn't been delayed for 3 years either, considering it started development in 2012 and was announced in 2013.

There was already a beta in October.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.


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fable and the tlc were amazing

fable 2 was the best

fable 3 was alright