ITT retarded game logic.

Mattie G Indahouse · December 23, 2014, 07:28:16 AM

Star Ocean The Last Hope:
-Instead of using our high tech rail guns we are using primitive weapons instead. Why? It's because of a single encounter with a single species on a single planet. With that retarded logic the military should get rid of AR's and start using rocket launchers instead because AR bullets are useless against tanks.

-Even though your sword or bow are built using better technology they are shit compared to shit built on back woods planets all because of progression. So even though my starting sword is able to cut through steel it's shit compared to a simple steel sword built in Skyrim(I'm using Skyrim as an example.).

Tyger · December 23, 2014, 08:43:54 AM

Destiny
>playing as an awoken
>"who are the awoken?"

Battlefield
Oh you got shot in the head by a tank shell? Let me just use my defibrillator and you'll be good as new

challengerX · December 23, 2014, 08:44:04 AM

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Luis · December 23, 2014, 01:26:54 PM

>Skyrim
Guards:"No matter what else happens, the guards will always be grateful for everything you've done."
Kill a chicken and they punish you by death.

Deleted · December 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM

Halo Weapon Range

Pistol> Suppressed SMG> Normal SMG > Assault Rifle

You Fucking what mate?

Deleted · December 23, 2014, 01:46:30 PM

Mass Effect

Anything This has ever accomplished

Deleted · December 23, 2014, 01:52:59 PM

Battlefield:
Clip a flagpole: End of the universe

Noefirst into a building.: Just get out and fly off.

YouTube

Verbatim · December 23, 2014, 02:12:10 PM

Alpha Sapphire.

>introduced unique Pokémon models given to select Pokémon while surfing
>Wailmer has its own model; it's slightly bigger than the default one
>Wailmer evolves
>Wailord does NOT have its own model, giving it the dinky default model
>Wailord, the biggest Pokémon ever, is smaller than its pre-evolution's overworld model

Korra · December 23, 2014, 02:12:47 PM

Verbatim · December 23, 2014, 03:01:30 PM

halo sure is a great game!...

Girl of Mystery · December 23, 2014, 03:02:57 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on December 23, 2014, 01:46:30 PM

Mass Effect

Anything This has ever accomplished

Naru · December 23, 2014, 03:03:55 PM

Can bury 10kg bones with no problem through the thickest surface.

Can't lift up anything without balancing issues.

Girl of Mystery · December 23, 2014, 03:04:23 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 23, 2014, 03:01:30 PM

halo sure is a great game!...

They are, excluding Reach.

aREALgod · December 23, 2014, 03:06:23 PM

-Anything in Call of Duty

Jono · December 23, 2014, 03:14:43 PM

GTA

- Shoot a silenced weapon out in the middle of nowhere, get a one-star wanted level
- Cops after you? Change the paint of your car and you'll be free
- Touch a car in a tank, it instantly blows up

Girl of Mystery · December 23, 2014, 03:16:37 PM

Silencers for guns in any game

Deleted · December 23, 2014, 03:21:17 PM

Quote from: Lemön The Limey Bastard on December 23, 2014, 03:04:23 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 23, 2014, 03:01:30 PM
halo sure is a great game!...
They are

Fixed

Girl of Mystery · December 23, 2014, 03:23:17 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on December 23, 2014, 03:21:17 PM

Quote from: Lemön The Limey Bastard on December 23, 2014, 03:04:23 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 23, 2014, 03:01:30 PM
halo sure is a great game!...
They are
Fixed

Excluding Reach

Tyger · December 23, 2014, 03:23:27 PM

Quote from: Lemön The Limey Bastard on December 23, 2014, 03:16:37 PM

Silencers for guns in any game

I love games where attachments do nonsensical things.

iirc in black ops the silencers increased accuracy and decreased recall, and sawed off barrels increased range and decreased damage

Girl of Mystery · December 23, 2014, 03:24:53 PM

Quote from: Tyger on December 23, 2014, 03:23:27 PM

Quote from: Lemön The Limey Bastard on December 23, 2014, 03:16:37 PM
Silencers for guns in any game
I love games where attachments do nonsensical things.

iirc in black ops the silencers increased accuracy and decreased recall, and sawed off barrels increased range and decreased damage

I was talking about how "silencers" that you see in games don't actually exist, but that too.

Tyger · December 23, 2014, 03:26:55 PM

Quote from: Lemön The Limey Bastard on December 23, 2014, 03:24:53 PM

Quote from: Tyger on December 23, 2014, 03:23:27 PM
Quote from: Lemön The Limey Bastard on December 23, 2014, 03:16:37 PM
Silencers for guns in any game
I love games where attachments do nonsensical things.

iirc in black ops the silencers increased accuracy and decreased recall, and sawed off barrels increased range and decreased damage
I was talking about how "silencers" that you see in games don't actually exist, but that too.

I knew what you meant but your comment reminded me of those rediculous things

Ásgeirr · December 23, 2014, 03:27:33 PM

A loud metal clang when you shoot unarmored people in the head, BC2

Deleted · December 23, 2014, 03:28:59 PM

>Blisk in Ttanfall being an Australian George W. Bush

>Blisk's logic

>All of the pilots being Bruce Lee clone appaently

>90% of all soldiers being completel incompitent

>Admiral Graves: "Spyglass made the only logical desition in the batte for Demiter and saved as many lives as he could, including mine; All machines are evil"

>Play as Millitia on the first mission; Solo the entire enemy team and go perfect...."That was Chaos down there Bish, out tactics were a mess"

>McAllan being the worst charachter of all time

Jono · December 23, 2014, 03:33:09 PM

Starcraft logic:

YouTube

Deleted · December 23, 2014, 03:36:29 PM

The majoriy of Morph Ball situations

Anonymous (User Deleted) · December 23, 2014, 03:43:50 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 23, 2014, 02:12:10 PM

Alpha Sapphire.

>introduced unique Pokémon models given to select Pokémon while surfing
>Wailmer has its own model; it's slightly bigger than the default one
>Wailmer evolves
>Wailord does NOT have its own model, giving it the dinky default model
>Wailord, the biggest Pokémon ever, is smaller than its pre-evolution's overworld model

It was sillier in the early gens where every Pokémon turned into Lapras to surf.

CyberGama · December 23, 2014, 03:48:05 PM

RadicalClass32 · December 23, 2014, 03:48:45 PM

Classic logic:

CoD: Supersoldier; runs for 5 seconds

Mario: Fat Plumber; Runs for hours

CyberGama · December 23, 2014, 03:49:49 PM

CyberGama · December 23, 2014, 03:53:35 PM

Pokemon logic