ITT: Post Bungie Logic

Deleted · November 26, 2014, 07:11:39 PM

Employee #1: Hey you know those Two guys who actually did their jobs well?

DeeJ™: Yeah Joe and Marty, right?

Employee #1: Lets fire em!

DeeJ™: But Joe is already leaving for Microsoft

Employee #1: Fine we will just throw his work out and still fire Marty.

DeeJ™: But what will we do with the story?

Employee #1: I could tell you™

Mat Cauthon · November 27, 2014, 06:45:45 AM

>Employee #1
Good joke

We all know that's just DeeJ's reflection.

BaconShelf · November 27, 2014, 07:07:33 AM

We're going to release an unfinished game and charge you for the rest if it!

When you think about it, Destiny is just early access.

UnwornUniform · November 27, 2014, 08:03:44 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on November 27, 2014, 07:07:33 AM

We're going to release an unfinished game and charge you for the rest if it!

When you think about it, Destiny is just early access.

I think this is one of those Early Access games that Valve is talking about removing from Steam.

Luis · November 27, 2014, 08:11:08 AM

Bungie: Destiny™ is going to have a ton of content!™

*releases a quarter of the game and locks off everything else and makes it "dlc"*

Tyger · November 27, 2014, 08:40:50 AM

Releases a game with the dlc plans all on disc at launch*

"We really wanted to listen to the fans, they asked for more so that's what we're giving them"

Anonymous (User Deleted) · November 27, 2014, 08:42:33 AM

Needler is too fun, needs nerf.

RadicalClass32 · November 27, 2014, 09:41:20 AM

>Fires Marty for more money
>Actually listen to Activison
>Releases DLC that just adds a new Sparrow and more exotic weapons to make it look that you'll be a lot more superior
>DLC was already on disk this whole time

big dog · November 27, 2014, 09:52:10 AM

*removes a three quarters of the game, then releases the remaining quarter*

"We're hard at work on the upcoming expansions for Destiny..."