If you like fallout 3 or Skyrim you have shit taste in game

 
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I've barely even heard of the first two. I assume that's for a reason.
i bet youve never heard of charles barkley shut up and jam gaiden either, but its still a great game
oh snap, son

srsly tho, give em a try


 
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I've barely even heard of the first two. I assume that's for a reason.
i was keeping them under my pillow along with my other lewd stuff


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I still dont understand how it is that on B.Net/Sep7agon any game that people loved ends up being the "worst game ever made" to you people after a couple years.

I swear I will come back in a few months finding dozens of threads bashing Dark Souls or The Last of Us ow whatever games you people don't hate already.

Let me make a list of "good" games we all already inexplicably hate for some reason (just off the top of my head)

-Literaly evey Halo game
-CoD 4
-Fallout
-Skyrim
-Mass Effect


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I still dont understand how it is that on B.Net/Sep7agon any game that people loved ends up being the "worst game ever made" to you people after a couple years.

I swear I will come back in a few months finding dozens of threads bashing Dark Souls or The Last of Us ow whatever games you people don't hate already.

Let me make a list of "good" games we all already inexplicably hate for some reason (just off the top of my head)

-Literaly evey Halo game
-CoD 4
-Fallout
-Skyrim
-Mass Effect
CoD is objectively terrible, Skyrim is a game made for children, and Mass Effect is a SciFi B-movie pretending to be a series of games

The Last of Us is also hilariously overrated

We hate these things because they're bad
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dozens of threads bashing Dark Souls
I fucking wish

that's not gonna happen though

that would be like if people starting hating TF2 all of a sudden--it ain't happening

i know what you mean though


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dozens of threads bashing Dark Souls
I fucking wish

that's not gonna happen though

that would be like if people starting hating TF2 all of a sudden--it ain't happening

i know what you mean though

speaking of which but kinda off topic, I started DArk Souls 2 today and the game pissed me off.  Everything was going relitively fine until the game out of nowhere magically adjusted it's difficulty and enemies I was breezing through before suddenly became all but unkillable.

For example, This one ogre/turlte looking guy who normally lust blows himself up just started walking through the explosive barrels without detonating them, and I swear every other enemy just got 20 times faster , and on top of that the game placed a friendly AI in a place that made him look like an enemy, and now that I'm forced to kill him i'm fucked.

I don't mind the silly insta-kill booby-traps around corners, since it is Dark Souls after all, but when the game pulls crap like that, then I have a problem.


 
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kek, ur obvusly just a casul who needs 2 git gud


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kek, ur obvusly just a casul who needs 2 git gud
I did...
but the game decided to git gud back


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Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?

Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.

Except you're wrong


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Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?

Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.

Except you're wrong
id love to hear your reasons on why skyrim is good. you're usually good for a few laughs so this'll be rich


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?

Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.

Except you're wrong
How am I wrong? Skyrim being described as basically babies first RPG is right. There's hardly any depth at all to it and the game is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How is the game "amazing" when the base game is shit? What about it is "amazing"? What's amazing is that the series is about magical shit and you can't even make your own spells in that game. 


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speaking of which but kinda off topic, I started DArk Souls 2 today and the game pissed me off.  Everything was going relitively fine until the game out of nowhere magically adjusted it's difficulty and enemies I was breezing through before suddenly became all but unkillable.

For example, This one ogre/turlte looking guy who normally lust blows himself up just started walking through the explosive barrels without detonating them, and I swear every other enemy just got 20 times faster , and on top of that the game placed a friendly AI in a place that made him look like an enemy, and now that I'm forced to kill him i'm fucked.

I don't mind the silly insta-kill booby-traps around corners, since it is Dark Souls after all, but when the game pulls crap like that, then I have a problem.
I don't see the issue here, the turtle knight sometimes just doesn't trigger the explosives. It's not the game magically pulling random crap at all.
The AI's never get magically faster, that just doesn't happen and it's all in your head.
And which NPC was it? What did he/she look like? Because I remember all of them being easy to spot really,  it it's not hostile no need to kill it.
Last Edit: May 23, 2015, 08:15:34 AM by Incan


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Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?

Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.

Except you're wrong
What's amazing is that the series is about magical shit and you can't even make your own spells in that game.

LMFAO that's why you hate it so much? Because of one stupid gripe? Now I get it, you're a magefag. I hardly use magic because fucking swords and getting in people's faces and cutting off their heads is where it's at, not using some pussy magic shit. Fuck outta' here


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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LMFAO that's why you hate it so much? Because of one stupid gripe?
Where to begin?
Depth:
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Hand holding:
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Gameplay:
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I hardly use magic because fucking swords and getting in people's faces and cutting off their heads is where it's at, not using some pussy magic shit. Fuck outta' here
Just because you don't use magic doesn't mean nobody else does either. Not being able to create spells does ruin the game for past players.
Last Edit: May 24, 2015, 05:45:03 AM by BerzerkCommando


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Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?

Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.

Except you're wrong
What's amazing is that the series is about magical shit and you can't even make your own spells in that game.

LMFAO that's why you hate it so much? Because of one stupid gripe? Now I get it, you're a magefag. I hardly use magic because fucking swords and getting in people's faces and cutting off their heads is where it's at, not using some pussy magic shit. Fuck outta' here
swordplay is the least mechanically and intellectually intensive mechanic in the game. im about [ ] this close to rewarding you with a dunce cap.


 
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Oblivion was better than Skyrim, this is fact.

The moment Skyrim removed a few skill tree's from Oblivion, that was the red flag.


 
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dozens of threads bashing Dark Souls
I fucking wish

that's not gonna happen though

that would be like if people starting hating TF2 all of a sudden--it ain't happening

i know what you mean though

speaking of which but kinda off topic, I started DArk Souls 2 today and the game pissed me off.  Everything was going relitively fine until the game out of nowhere magically adjusted it's difficulty and enemies I was breezing through before suddenly became all but unkillable.

For example, This one ogre/turlte looking guy who normally lust blows himself up just started walking through the explosive barrels without detonating them, and I swear every other enemy just got 20 times faster , and on top of that the game placed a friendly AI in a place that made him look like an enemy, and now that I'm forced to kill him i'm fucked.

I don't mind the silly insta-kill booby-traps around corners, since it is Dark Souls after all, but when the game pulls crap like that, then I have a problem.
From what I gather, the opening areas to the new Dark Souls 2 (SOTFS) have terrible enemy placement. It gets better though, but I still haven't bought it. I'm not gonna play $60 for the same thing with more frames and enemies jumbled up (I get there is more to it but still. $25 at best).

Dark Souls 2 hit boxes are also shit. I assume you got caught in the Ogre's (that big fat thing) grab when you thought you rolled away? But then you suddenly teleported back?

Adaptability is the worst thing they could have added in the game because you need it to have more i-frames. Where as in DS1 it was tied to weight.


 
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oblivion and skyrim are just as shitty as each other, actually


 
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nah, morrowind is best :^)

Spoiler


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hey
Morrowind would be the best if it wasn't for that horrible combat system

jeez louise that is annoying


 
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combat wasn't bad since it was dice roll stuff

it's just that the real time part of it is what ruined it

hence the swinging down at a crab 15 times before you hit happened


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Morrowind would be the best if it wasn't for that horrible combat system

jeez louise that is annoying
>Takes out group of enemies fine
>Gets killed by a fucking crab because I suddenly to fan it off
>With a nice breeze

*sips tea*

RNG and real-time combat dont work so well sometimes.



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combat wasn't bad since it was dice roll stuff

it's just that the real time part of it is what ruined it

hence the swinging down at a crab 15 times before you hit happened
O_O

no way.....


 
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nah, morrowind is best :^)

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IV and V are the only ones i've played, though, so


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Oblivion was better than Skyrim, this is fact.

The moment Skyrim removed a few skill tree's from Oblivion, that was the red flag.
Don't forget about them removing races being different from eachother like Nords being stronger than Elves. When people say Skyrim is babies first RPG they are not far from the truth. That game is a joke when it comes to depth.


 
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nah, morrowind is best :^)

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IV and V are the only ones i've played, though, so
ye same here

i said "ALMOST everyone", silly


 
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Oblivion was better than Skyrim, this is fact.

The moment Skyrim removed a few skill tree's from Oblivion, that was the red flag.
Don't forget about them removing races being different from eachother like Nords being stronger than Elves. When people say Skyrim is babies first RPG they are not far from the truth. That game is a joke when it comes to depth.
It's as wide as an ocean

as deep as a puddle

GOTTA LOVE SAYING THAT!!!

They really did do that though huh? Lol


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Oblivion was better than Skyrim, this is fact.

The moment Skyrim removed a few skill tree's from Oblivion, that was the red flag.
Don't forget about them removing races being different from eachother like Nords being stronger than Elves. When people say Skyrim is babies first RPG they are not far from the truth. That game is a joke when it comes to depth.
It's as wide as an ocean

as deep as a puddle

GOTTA LOVE SAYING THAT!!!

They really did do that though huh? Lol
yeah, the races are essentially all the exact same aside from the racial actives/passives (nord resistance to cold/argonian water breathing etc)


 
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Oblivion was better than Skyrim, this is fact.

The moment Skyrim removed a few skill tree's from Oblivion, that was the red flag.
Don't forget about them removing races being different from eachother like Nords being stronger than Elves. When people say Skyrim is babies first RPG they are not far from the truth. That game is a joke when it comes to depth.
It's as wide as an ocean

as deep as a puddle

GOTTA LOVE SAYING THAT!!!

They really did do that though huh? Lol
yeah, the races are essentially all the exact same aside from the racial actives/passives (nord resistance to cold/argonian water breathing etc)
right right

it's been so long since I've played, but I remember now. heck, you don't even need the argonian thing because there are barely any real places to swim underwater.


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I don't even need to be in my threads for my shite bait to work anymore.
Thanks guys.