If you're a wolf, you don't have to be alone!

big dog · September 29, 2015, 07:36:45 AM

Are you a gun for hire, a mercenary who works alone, or maybe a guardian looking for a group to join and achieve the high ranks. Do you have what it takes to be a wolf, then join our cause! Grey Warden Wolf Squad is the wolf unit lead by Greywarden. I am Jackaroo Junior, second in command and recruitment officer. I am looking for new blood and fresh meat to observe, train, promote, enlist and most of all lead you to the very top of the mountains. All wolves search alone but with your request to join our pack, we can hunt together and rise all four as one. Please message me if you're interested or comment for any questions you want to ask.

Mr. Psychologist · September 29, 2015, 07:43:57 AM

It's 50/50 on whether this is made up for the purpose of parody or if you just ripped it from Bnet's recruitment board.

Elegiac · September 29, 2015, 07:49:37 AM

You could have a halo username:

In Banter Clad

lol

DAS B00T x2 · September 29, 2015, 07:57:57 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 29, 2015, 07:43:57 AM

It's 50/50 on whether this is made up for the purpose of parody or if you just ripped it from Bnet's recruitment board.

It's basically a bnet semi-recognized copypasta. Nowhere near the level of fame that Cheerios had tho.

Ender · September 29, 2015, 08:00:34 AM

Spartan · September 29, 2015, 08:06:57 AM

Honestly, memes are so juvenile

Girl of Mystery · September 29, 2015, 09:02:38 AM

YouTube

big dog · September 29, 2015, 09:37:10 AM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on September 29, 2015, 09:02:38 AM

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My second greatest creation.

Girl of Mystery · September 29, 2015, 09:42:06 AM

https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/64842131/0/0

Flee · September 29, 2015, 09:55:51 AM

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R o c k e t · September 29, 2015, 01:40:23 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on September 29, 2015, 09:02:38 AM

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got a double kill, clearly a professional

Girl of Mystery · October 01, 2015, 09:47:48 AM

Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on September 29, 2015, 01:40:23 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on September 29, 2015, 09:02:38 AM
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got a double kill, clearly a professional

he's obviously better than you then

R o c k e t · October 01, 2015, 02:52:15 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 01, 2015, 09:47:48 AM

Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on September 29, 2015, 01:40:23 PM
Quote from: Citrus Snake on September 29, 2015, 09:02:38 AM
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got a double kill, clearly a professional
he's obviously better than you then

obviously

Deleted · October 01, 2015, 05:46:34 PM

https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/65978

big sponge · October 01, 2015, 06:00:58 PM

Attention all wolves. A potato general known as Fidmaster was disguised as Salazar who has been acting as a spy and an agent of the Darkness. He has been removed of the clan and dealt with personally. The clan is safe once again and the Wolf Council has granted us the allowance to buy ourselves some Walkers and Pringles crisps to celebrate and eat them to show the potato army they are available for purchase towards the public and to be eaten with extreme force. Happy days! Also our member Titan has been this week's highlight due to his brilliant comeback against Salazar's (Fidmaster) response. See you on the battlefield brothers and sisters. Hail Greywarden. Chief Out.

Pippen · October 01, 2015, 06:16:48 PM

No, don't start this meme

Big Boss · October 01, 2015, 06:39:02 PM

None of us are worthy enough for Grey Wolf Squadron

Deleted · October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on September 29, 2015, 09:02:38 AM

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How is that distortion on the music achieved anyway?

Zonda · October 02, 2015, 07:15:21 AM

This is fantastic. How on earth did I miss such a glorious meme?

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 PM

How is that distortion on the music achieved anyway?

The cheapest way I can think of, is editing the sound file and putting the volume (specifically for Bass) up to max, saving, and repeating until it's really heavily distorted.

big dog · October 02, 2015, 09:11:59 AM

Quote from: Bellissimo👌👌😂😂 on October 02, 2015, 07:15:21 AM

This is fantastic. How on earth did I miss such a glorious meme?

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 PM
How is that distortion on the music achieved anyway?

The cheapest way I can think of, is editing the sound file and putting the volume (specifically for Bass) up to max, saving, and repeating until it's really heavily distorted.

As the creator of said video I can confirm that this is correct.

big dog · October 02, 2015, 09:14:47 AM

Fun fact: After I posted the parody video in the original thread Jackaroo Junior himself contacted me thinking it was serious and asked me if I wanted to join Greywarden Wolf Squad and make more videos.

Coco · October 02, 2015, 11:12:54 AM

Pistol Squed Alfa was better.

Kiwicake · October 02, 2015, 02:38:18 PM

I don't think I've heard of a better clan name than Grey Warden Wolf Squad

Mattie G Indahouse · October 02, 2015, 06:39:57 PM

https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/62389720/0/0

RadicalClass32 · October 03, 2015, 12:00:50 AM

I remember that so much.