I've been going there for twenty fucking years dammit.

So I was at the skee ball machine when it glitched the fuck out and an extra skee ball came out of the machine. I grabbed it for my retro gaming collection when this fuckin 14 year old cunt says I have to put it back or else she'll get me kicked out. I just thought "hey, the people here know me so its fine." I recited an old rule that states any glitched machine's content is free game.

BUT NOOOO. Apparently she works there and cried to the staff (all the cool guys got replaced with retarded stoners) and got me kicked out. LIKE NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Quote from: Plotmaster on May 22, 2015, 05:39:06 PM

Wait, who are you again?

The guy obsessed with God

fixed

Arcades are still a thing?

You got fucking rekt.

Wait, how old are you?