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I watched this one video the other day where the guards glitched out and said nothing but
'give you such a lashin' over and over again.

It was bordering on skyrim guards <_<


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Is it just me or is Geralt Master Chief's 13th century fantasy ancestor or something?

I mean, c'mon. He's one line away from saying that he'll finish the fight or mix things up a little.


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Is it just me or is Geralt Master Chief's 13th century fantasy ancestor or something?

I mean, c'mon. He's one line away from saying that he'll finish the fight or mix things up a little.

Well the backstory is kinda similar


 
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Is it just me or is Geralt Master Chief's 13th century fantasy ancestor or something?

I mean, c'mon. He's one line away from saying that he'll finish the fight or mix things up a little.

Considering how many pairs of tits there are in the Witcher series, I'd say he's closer to a medieval version of Commander Shepard.

He's there to fuck bitches, and, as a side quest, save everybody.


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Is it just me or is Geralt Master Chief's 13th century fantasy ancestor or something?

I mean, c'mon. He's one line away from saying that he'll finish the fight or mix things up a little.

Considering how many pairs of tits there are in the Witcher series, I'd say he's closer to a medieval version of Commander Shepard.

He's there to fuck bitches, and, as a side quest, save everybody.
If the Master Chief wasn't stuck in that suit, you really think he'd not be banging Cortana (a la EDI) or half of blue team?


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Also, the misty isles quest. When you ask Ciri about what world she fled to she described what sounds very, very much like Cyberpunk 2077. "Metal in their heads". "Flying ships" "Things like megascopes" etc...

Now that's a cool reference, but the mention of it within the game, in one of the main quests. That means that Cyberpunk 2077 is technically set within the Witcher universe? It means Ciri may well legitimately crop up in Cyberpunk 2077


 
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The way people talk in witcher 3/ (also irl I guess during a certain period of time) is always amusing.


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Also, the misty isles quest. When you ask Ciri about what world she fled to she described what sounds very, very much like Cyberpunk 2077. "Metal in their heads". "Flying ships" "Things like megascopes" etc...

Now that's a cool reference, but the mention of it within the game, in one of the main quests. That means that Cyberpunk 2077 is technically set within the Witcher universe? It means Ciri may well legitimately crop up in Cyberpunk 2077
calm down halofollower

cyberpunk and the witcher don't even belong to cdpr anyway, so definitely not. and by that logic, every fictional universe ever is set within the witcher.

many devs reference their other game series.
ubisoft reference assassin's creed in far cry and watch dogs, and reference watch dogs in ac4.
rockstar reference their other games in different series quite a lot too.


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Also, the misty isles quest. When you ask Ciri about what world she fled to she described what sounds very, very much like Cyberpunk 2077. "Metal in their heads". "Flying ships" "Things like megascopes" etc...

Now that's a cool reference, but the mention of it within the game, in one of the main quests. That means that Cyberpunk 2077 is technically set within the Witcher universe? It means Ciri may well legitimately crop up in Cyberpunk 2077
calm down halofollower

cyberpunk and the witcher don't even belong to cdpr anyway, so definitely not. and by that logic, every fictional universe ever is set within the witcher.

many devs reference their other game series.
ubisoft reference assassin's creed in far cry and watch dogs, and reference watch dogs in ac4.
rockstar reference their other games in different series quite a lot too.
I know all this. A main character having a full quarter of her time having been spent there is significant-it's a pretty large, and important reference considering how crucial the different worlds are to the game's plot.


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Also, the misty isles quest. When you ask Ciri about what world she fled to she described what sounds very, very much like Cyberpunk 2077. "Metal in their heads". "Flying ships" "Things like megascopes" etc...

Now that's a cool reference, but the mention of it within the game, in one of the main quests. That means that Cyberpunk 2077 is technically set within the Witcher universe? It means Ciri may well legitimately crop up in Cyberpunk 2077
calm down halofollower

cyberpunk and the witcher don't even belong to cdpr anyway, so definitely not. and by that logic, every fictional universe ever is set within the witcher.

many devs reference their other game series.
ubisoft reference assassin's creed in far cry and watch dogs, and reference watch dogs in ac4.
rockstar reference their other games in different series quite a lot too.
I know all this. A main character having a full quarter of her time having been spent there is significant-it's a pretty large, and important reference considering how crucial the different worlds are to the game's plot.
it's just a nod to their other game. it doesn't actually mean anything. you're looking way too deep into a simple developer reference.
expecting ciri to appear in cyberpunk 2077 is lol worthy.

and you don't even know where "there" is.

you're making something out of nothing.


 
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Is it just me or is Geralt Master Chief's 13th century fantasy ancestor or something?

I mean, c'mon. He's one line away from saying that he'll finish the fight or mix things up a little.

Considering how many pairs of tits there are in the Witcher series, I'd say he's closer to a medieval version of Commander Shepard.

He's there to fuck bitches, and, as a side quest, save everybody.
If the Master Chief wasn't stuck in that suit, you really think he'd not be banging Cortana (a la EDI) or half of blue team?

Chief would probably give Linda a reason to flinch from her sniper scope.



 
 
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The way people talk in witcher 3/ (also irl I guess during a certain period of time) is always amusing.

ye wot sayathee?

Thass ow it saands loike en inglund proper innit, nuffin difrun nn gayme or loife ere


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Is it just me or is Geralt Master Chief's 13th century fantasy ancestor or something?

I mean, c'mon. He's one line away from saying that he'll finish the fight or mix things up a little.

Considering how many pairs of tits there are in the Witcher series, I'd say he's closer to a medieval version of Commander Shepard.

He's there to fuck bitches, and, as a side quest, save everybody.
If the Master Chief wasn't stuck in that suit, you really think he'd not be banging Cortana (a la EDI) or half of blue team?

Chief would probably give Linda a reason to flinch from her sniper scope.
And Kelly might not be such a fast runner with a limp


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The way people talk in witcher 3/ (also irl I guess during a certain period of time) is always amusing.

ye wot sayathee?

Thass ow it saands loike en inglund proper innit, nuffin difrun nn gayme or loife ere
Well actually, you are sort of right. Around here at least there are those that speak like that, and then there's the Yennefers and Van Attres that speak correctly.


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I love you, son.
"Cheeky Nando's with the lads."

laughed my ass off when The Witcher 3 said that.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
"Cheeky Nando's with the lads."

laughed my ass off when The Witcher 3 said that.
The Archbishop of Banterbury was a great character.


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I love you, son.
"Cheeky Nando's with the lads."

laughed my ass off when The Witcher 3 said that.
The Archbishop of Banterbury was a great character.
Eh, up until he betrayed the lads. It was so satisfying when Bantersaurus Rex finally killed him for what he did.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
"Cheeky Nando's with the lads."

laughed my ass off when The Witcher 3 said that.
The Archbishop of Banterbury was a great character.
Eh, up until he betrayed the lads. It was so satisfying when Bantersaurus Rex finally killed him for what he did.
I can't believe he set fire to Nando's after a few bevs


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I love you, son.
"Cheeky Nando's with the lads."

laughed my ass off when The Witcher 3 said that.
The Archbishop of Banterbury was a great character.
Eh, up until he betrayed the lads. It was so satisfying when Bantersaurus Rex finally killed him for what he did.
I can't believe he set fire to Nando's after a few bevs
Yeah, I wasn't expecting the Nando's to get THAT cheeky.