Okay, I'm not actually "done" (but I still hate the fuck out of Bayonetta)

 
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Supposedly the Zero Suit...suit works as an undersuit for the armor, like the black undersuit that the SPARTANs use in Halo.

That's what I assumed, and I have no problem with that. But the fact that she's this blonde-haired, tall, curvaceous beauty instead of, you know, a regular woman, is where my problem lies. She's only like that to sell copies. The high-heels only further illustrate my point.


 
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fucking kek really

I mean, aside from her armour, obviously. When you think of the girl under the suit, what do you think so?


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Depends what games in the Metroid series tbh, primarily other m though

I'm not expert, but I'm pretty sure this is her most canon and iconic appearance:


In any game after Metroid Prime 3 it's definitely an issue


WHY DID THEY GIVE HER HIGH HEELS!?


 
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Anyway, wanna spar in Smash Bros? are you on Wii U or 3DS?
sure

i can do either, but let's do wii u

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That's literaly disgusting. That's not sexy. That doesn't even look human. She looks like a fucking balloon. Why do people do this shit?


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Anyway, wanna spar in Smash Bros? are you on Wii U or 3DS?
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i can do either, but let's do wii u

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Supposedly the Zero Suit...suit works as an undersuit for the armor, like the black undersuit that the SPARTANs use in Halo.

That's what I assumed, and I have no problem with that. But the fact that she's this blonde-haired, tall, curvaceous beauty instead of, you know, a regular woman, is where my problem lies. She's only like that to sell copies. The high-heels only further illustrate my point.
She looked pretty normal during and before Metroid Prime. You can blame Brawl for introducing the concept of the Zero Suit since before it, Samus would exclusively only use the Power Suit because it made sense.

Metroid Prime Samus:


 
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all right, my game's gotta update i guess

i was playing 3DS--that's how i was playing cloud earlier


 
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off-topic, but i've been wondering

how's being vegan going


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off-topic, but i've been wondering

how's being vegan going
Like I want to kill myself tbh fam


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Supposedly the Zero Suit...suit works as an undersuit for the armor, like the black undersuit that the SPARTANs use in Halo.

That's what I assumed, and I have no problem with that. But the fact that she's this blonde-haired, tall, curvaceous beauty instead of, you know, a regular woman, is where my problem lies. She's only like that to sell copies. The high-heels only further illustrate my point.
She looked pretty normal during and before Metroid Prime. You can blame Brawl for introducing the concept of the Zero Suit since before it, Samus would exclusively only use the Power Suit because it made sense.

Metroid Prime Samus:


Zero Suit started in Zero Mission, and what do you know; in the goddamn design notes for it, guess what they said...



DON'T GIVE SAMUS HIGH HEELS


 
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Like I want to kill myself tbh fam
really? what have you been eating


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Supposedly the Zero Suit...suit works as an undersuit for the armor, like the black undersuit that the SPARTANs use in Halo.

That's what I assumed, and I have no problem with that. But the fact that she's this blonde-haired, tall, curvaceous beauty instead of, you know, a regular woman, is where my problem lies. She's only like that to sell copies. The high-heels only further illustrate my point.
She looked pretty normal during and before Metroid Prime. You can blame Brawl for introducing the concept of the Zero Suit since before it, Samus would exclusively only use the Power Suit because it made sense.

Metroid Prime Samus:


Zero Suit started in Zero Mission, and what do you know; in the goddamn design notes for it, guess what they said...



DON'T GIVE SAMUS HIGH HEELS
>I'm really going to enjoy drawing this.

[Purging intensifies]


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Like I want to kill myself tbh fam
really? what have you been eating
Mostly fruits and le ebin breads with jelly, but it fucking sucks...you know. This is some great self-control practice actually, but its killin' me. :I


 
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Like I want to kill myself tbh fam
really? what have you been eating
Mostly fruits and le ebin breads with jelly, but it fucking sucks...you know. This is some great self-control practice actually, but its killin' me. :I
hang in there

you get used to it (at least, i did)

if it ever gets bad, i'd recommend trying some imitation meat
i won't promise you'll like it, but... you might, so give it shot
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Like I want to kill myself tbh fam
really? what have you been eating
Mostly fruits and le ebin breads with jelly, but it fucking sucks...you know. This is some great self-control practice actually, but its killin' me. :I
hang in there

you get used to it (at least, i did)

if it ever gets bad, i'd recommend trying some imitation meat
i won't promise you'll like it, but... you might, so give it shot
Oh great...tofu. Yeah I might as well.


 
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Seriously though, I'm a big fan of Fire Emblem and even I think that 6 characters is too much. Save Kamui for the next SSB or something. Throw Banjo in there instead. MS was willing to work with Ninty to get him into the game.


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Seriously though, I'm a big fan of Fire Emblem and even I think that 6 characters is too much. Save Kamui for the next SSB or something. Throw Banjo in there instead. MS was willing to work with Ninty to get him into the game.
Should have been Camilla tbh


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I remember some Microsoft big wig said he wanted banjo in smash that woulda been cool

Fuck lc beat me to it


 
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sorry, that update took forever

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she's this...tall, curvaceous beauty

She'd have to be fit as fuck to do all those acrobatics though.


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Oh great...tofu. Yeah I might as well.

Not necessarily. A lot of the fake meat that I eat is soy-based.


 
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She'd have to be fit as fuck to do all those acrobatics though.

So what's Mario's excuse? Why can he do all those things while remaining 5'4" and plump?

That isn't an excuse to have her scamper all over the screen with her ass and tits out. What about the high-heels? Surely those help with her acrobatics.


 
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She'd have to be fit as fuck to do all those acrobatics though.

So what's Mario's excuse? Why can he do all those things while remaining 5'4" and plump?

He's a plumber. They all can do that.

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That isn't an excuse to have her scamper all over the screen with her ass and tits out.

They're really not as emphasized as you're making them out to be.

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What about the high-heels? Surely those help with her acrobatics.

No, that's just a poor design choice.