How do I kick invaders in DS2

Deleted · March 09, 2016, 02:32:56 AM

Ive been getting invaded by every Katana weilding, magic spamming weeb in Darks Souls today. How the hell do I get rid of them

Verbatim · March 09, 2016, 02:36:14 AM

You don't. Either play offline, or "get good" and beat them. Dark Souls doesn't give a fuck about common decency.

big sponge · March 09, 2016, 02:37:15 AM

You don't, play offline if you don't want to be invaded.

A Cheese Potato · March 09, 2016, 02:42:40 AM

I guess that's the one advantage of living in Australia, I just set cross regional play to off and I never get invaded

Onion · March 09, 2016, 03:09:39 AM

Unplug ethernet.

Big Boss · March 09, 2016, 03:43:30 AM

Play offline like I do

Mattie G Indahouse · March 09, 2016, 04:16:15 AM

That game sure does seem great when you have to play offline just to enjoy it.

Zonda · March 09, 2016, 05:48:15 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on March 09, 2016, 02:42:40 AM

I guess that's the one advantage of living in Australia, I just set cross regional play to off and I never get invaded

No they try to invade and they see their ping is above 2 (and by 4 digits, no less) and die of cardiac arrest.

challengerX · March 09, 2016, 07:27:25 AM

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True Turquoise · March 09, 2016, 08:54:31 AM

Kill them.

Flee · March 09, 2016, 09:03:47 AM

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True Turquoise · March 09, 2016, 09:08:55 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on March 09, 2016, 02:42:40 AM

I guess that's the one advantage of living in Australia, I just set cross regional play to off and I never get invaded

And the one time you do

-Its the longest fight in the world

Deesbee · March 09, 2016, 09:19:12 AM

People who invade and run away to AI enemies are cancer.

Deleted · March 09, 2016, 09:24:50 AM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on March 09, 2016, 09:19:12 AM

People who invade are cancer.

Fixed a minor grammatical error.

Sandtrap · March 09, 2016, 09:56:57 AM

Havel's or Rebel's greatshield with 100% magic resistance. That'll take care of the magic spam until their spell pool runs dry. If you don't think you're a good fighter in pvp, you don't have to neccessarily fight them. Just do a fight of attrition. Tank them and run.

There's a timer in pvp for red and blue phantoms that's about 5 minutes. If they haven't killed you in that time they get ejected back to their world.

You can also toss a human effigy into the bonfire to turn off co-op interactions of any kind for that local area around the fire.

Sandtrap · March 09, 2016, 11:12:53 AM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on March 09, 2016, 09:19:12 AM

People who invade and run away to AI enemies are cancer.

Not using one of your Seed of a Giant Tree on them.

Best item in the game.

Luciana · March 09, 2016, 02:35:02 PM

GET GUD HAHAHA xDDDDD

Casper · March 09, 2016, 03:39:33 PM

Stop being a bitch and either kill them or get away.

Naru · March 09, 2016, 04:05:43 PM

tfw never got invaded in ds1 except for npcs

feelsgoodman

Epsira · March 09, 2016, 05:57:32 PM

I guess few people like playing the game as it's "supposed to be played." Interesting.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · March 09, 2016, 10:13:36 PM

1) Trace IP
2) Find home address
3) Kill them irl
*Optional: rape the corpse for good measure.

Luciana · March 10, 2016, 02:00:15 AM

Quote from: Epsira on March 09, 2016, 05:57:32 PM

I guess few people like playing the game as it's "supposed to be played." Interesting.

We call those people PANZIES!!!!

True Turquoise · March 10, 2016, 06:55:37 AM

Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 09, 2016, 10:13:36 PM

1) Trace IP
2) Find home address
3) Kill them irl
*Optional: rape the corpse for good measure.

bad option, dont do these

Epsira · March 10, 2016, 06:59:54 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 10, 2016, 06:55:37 AM

Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 09, 2016, 10:13:36 PM
1) Trace IP
2) Find home address
3) Kill them irl
*Optional: rape the corpse for good measure.
bad option, dont do these

I don't see any problems...

gats · March 10, 2016, 07:52:46 AM

You kill them

Bonewheel Barry · March 10, 2016, 08:34:36 AM

Step 1: Equip Rebel's Greatshield +10 if they use spells. Use Havel's Greatshield +5 for physical attacks.
Step 2: Equip Estoc +10, Gargoyle Bident is also very good
Step 3: Equip Baneful Bird Ring
Step 4: Equip Leo Ring
Step 5: Become comfortable at avoid guard breaks
Step 6: Cheese the ever loving shit out of them with shield pokes

🍁 Aria 🔮 · March 10, 2016, 08:41:12 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 10, 2016, 06:55:37 AM

Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 09, 2016, 10:13:36 PM
1) Trace IP
2) Find home address
3) Kill them irl
*Optional: rape the corpse for good measure.
bad option, dont do these

Perfect option, must do

True Turquoise · March 10, 2016, 09:41:11 AM

Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 10, 2016, 08:41:12 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on March 10, 2016, 06:55:37 AM
Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 09, 2016, 10:13:36 PM
1) Trace IP
2) Find home address
3) Kill them irl
*Optional: rape the corpse for good measure.
bad option, dont do these
Perfect option, must do

Sandtrap · March 10, 2016, 10:11:37 AM

Quote from: Bonewheel Barry on March 10, 2016, 08:34:36 AM

Step 1: Equip Rebel's Greatshield +10 if they use spells. Use Havel's Greatshield +5 for physical attacks.
Step 2: Equip Estoc +10, Gargoyle Bident is also very good
Step 3: Equip Baneful Bird Ring
Step 4: Equip Leo Ring
Step 5: Become comfortable at avoid guard breaks
Step 6: Cheese the ever loving shit out of them with shield pokes

My personal favorite is rebels and havels. Turtle knight armour to be backstab proof. Ring of regeneration and a charred loyce shield to add more regen. Pharros Mask because it makes people rage.

Now sit back, run and block. Don't even attack. Just tank passively and outlast their invasion timer.

Septy · March 10, 2016, 10:11:55 AM

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