holy fuck why is breeding so complicated

rC · December 29, 2014, 09:30:52 AM

i beat alpha sapphire yesterday, and i decided today that i'd breed a team that's as good at raping japanese kids as blacks are at running from cops. so i looked up a few guides and holy fucking shit, how do you losers have time for this shit? to get a decent pokemon, you have to catch like 50 different ones until you get the one with the right moves/stats, then you have to breed it like 100 times to get the right ivs. why would anyone do this?

Alternative Facts · December 29, 2014, 09:36:08 AM

Was tempted to come here and make a gay joke.

But OT, who knows. I just play with the ones I like - doesn't matter about stats.

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DAS B00T x2 · December 29, 2014, 10:19:42 AM

And that's why I use simulators for competitive battling.

Nascent Email · December 29, 2014, 12:46:16 PM

It's not that hard. All you have to do is stick your cock in her vagoo and rub it a bit.

Verbatim · December 29, 2014, 01:24:55 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 29, 2014, 10:19:42 AM

And that's why I use simulators for competitive battling.

alphy · December 29, 2014, 02:18:16 PM

I never bother with EV's and IV's and natured and all that crap

don't do competitive battling so

Oh · December 29, 2014, 02:50:22 PM

The longer you do it, the better you get at it.
I could shit out about one or two perfect IV Pokemon in just a few hours, a lot more if I did it 24/7.

Mega Sceptile · December 29, 2014, 03:17:04 PM

Welcome to the competitive world, which is considerably easier in Gen VI than any other gen. try training up a slaking in Gen III for competitive battle.

Elai · December 29, 2014, 08:38:52 PM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on December 29, 2014, 03:17:04 PM

Welcome to the competitive world, which is considerably easier in Gen VI than any other gen. try training up a slaking in Gen III for competitive battle.