Halo is dead

Deleted · January 02, 2017, 09:17:09 PM

YouTube

"They were all accelerating"
-BuzzFeed

She also discussed the studio's approach to storytelling going forward, saying, "while we love our transmedia, sometimes I do think we tell a little bit too much story in our games." So, with future Halo titles, Ross said 343 plans to keep the game stories simpler and use transmedia to tell the deeper narratives.

Coomer · January 02, 2017, 09:33:54 PM

I want some of that master chief action

Thrasher · January 02, 2017, 09:46:07 PM

"It's banana sandwich exciting".

Kill me now.

RadicalClass32 · January 02, 2017, 10:00:17 PM

Gotta just love how they attempt to make Halo look like this one and rare friendly and helpful/supporting of each other community from the toxic and cancerous reality it actually is since the H3+MLG era.

January 02, 2017, 10:01:50 PM

Halo died after Reach's multiplayer.

Deleted · January 02, 2017, 10:06:41 PM

Fedorekt or Spartan, do us a solid and just earrape the shit out of 117 or Never Forget

Delete Me · January 02, 2017, 10:08:16 PM

I'll just post this here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPMabdfAcc&t=8s

(first post, wooo)

Deleted · January 02, 2017, 10:23:18 PM

Quote from: DrtraumaTy on January 02, 2017, 10:08:16 PM

I'll just post this here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPMabdfAcc&t=8s

(first post, wooo)

>Bashing Halo 4

Get this shit out of my sight, heretic.

Delete Me · January 02, 2017, 10:33:22 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 10:23:18 PM

Quote from: DrtraumaTy on January 02, 2017, 10:08:16 PM
I'll just post this here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPMabdfAcc&t=8s

(first post, wooo)

>Bashing Halo 4

Get this shit out of my sight, heretic.

This is why we should of glassed Earth.

To clarify the video. I wasn't bashing Halo 4; I did state that I enjoyed the fact that the game had the quality it had coming from a newer company. I also stated that I liked Spartan Ops and the antagonist, Jul 'Mdama.

What I truly bashed was Halo 5 and its severe lack in creative element, supplemented by its crude spartan-fanservice feel. Either 343i lost its ability to write a good story, or microsoft rushed them to the point where the story is logical in a third grader's fantasy.

big sponge · January 02, 2017, 10:57:30 PM

oh lord it really is a buzzfeed video

Deleted · January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 10:57:30 PM

oh lord it really is a buzzfeed video

Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy. John learns the errors of his mansplaining ways and Doctor Halsey is executed for her internalized mysogyny. Palmer and Vale are the only playable charachters. Dying results in a permanant ban from XBL for violence against womem.
Everyone gets Onyx 1 in Arena

big sponge · January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM

Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Delete Me · January 02, 2017, 11:17:45 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 10:57:30 PM
oh lord it really is a buzzfeed video

Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy. John learns the errors of his mansplaining ways and Doctor Halsey is executed for her internalized mysogyny. Everyone gets Onyx 1 in Arena

And ONI deletes all their emails about the Spartan project.
Grunt Lives Matter becomes a movement, fails.
... Yeah.

Deleted · January 02, 2017, 11:18:16 PM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Expet her idea of a safe space somehow involves mascaraing random colonists with antimatter shotguns for no obvious reason.
Maybe they sat in an offensive way on their public transportation.

big sponge · January 02, 2017, 11:18:52 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:18:16 PM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM
Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Expet her idea of a safe space somehow involves mascaraing random colonists with antimatter shotguns for no obvious reason.
Maybe they sat in an offensive way on their public transportation.

you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omlet

Deleted · January 02, 2017, 11:20:12 PM

Quote from: DrtraumaTy on January 02, 2017, 11:17:45 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 10:57:30 PM
oh lord it really is a buzzfeed video

Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy. John learns the errors of his mansplaining ways and Doctor Halsey is executed for her internalized mysogyny. Everyone gets Onyx 1 in Arena

And ONI deletes all their emails about the Spartan project.

Osman loses the title of head of ONI to Del Rio. Surely the result of Prophet hackers.

Deleted · January 02, 2017, 11:26:41 PM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:18:52 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:18:16 PM
Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM
Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Expet her idea of a safe space somehow involves mascaraing random colonists with antimatter shotguns for no obvious reason.
Maybe they sat in an offensive way on their public transportation.

you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omlet

Cortana's methodology for breaking eggs by dropping KEM strikes on every farm which may or may not produce livestock may not be the most efficiant one.

Delete Me · January 02, 2017, 11:28:03 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:18:16 PM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM
Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Expet her idea of a safe space somehow involves mascaraing random colonists with antimatter shotguns for no obvious reason.
Maybe they sat in an offensive way on their public transportation.

Too many Sangheili manspreading, maybe?

big sponge · January 02, 2017, 11:28:17 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:26:41 PM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:18:52 PM
Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:18:16 PM
Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM
Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Expet her idea of a safe space somehow involves mascaraing random colonists with antimatter shotguns for no obvious reason.
Maybe they sat in an offensive way on their public transportation.

you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omlet

Cortana's methodology for breaking eggs by dropping KEM strikes on every farm which may or may not produce livestock may not be the most efficiant one.

they're really big eggs ok?

BaconShelf · January 03, 2017, 01:54:04 AM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Well what's the next step of her master plan?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · January 03, 2017, 10:49:10 AM

Quote from: Friend on January 02, 2017, 09:33:54 PM

I want some of that master chief action

I can be your master if you'll be my chief.

babu

Deleted · January 03, 2017, 11:14:14 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on January 03, 2017, 01:54:04 AM

Quote from: LC on January 02, 2017, 11:13:13 PM
Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 02, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Halo 6: Cortana creates a safe space for all the species of the galaxy.

when you get down to it isn't this actually her canon plan?

Well what's the next step of her master plan?

Dotor Halsey, I am ONI.

mojo · January 03, 2017, 06:11:33 PM

u sure

Deleted · January 07, 2017, 12:04:37 AM

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RadicalClass32 · January 07, 2017, 12:26:32 AM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 07, 2017, 12:04:37 AM

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I laughed a little too hard at this.

Spoiler

They weren't joking, were they?

Jono · January 07, 2017, 12:56:32 AM

Quote from: RadicalClass32 on January 07, 2017, 12:26:32 AM

Quote from: Shirou Emiya on January 07, 2017, 12:04:37 AM

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I laughed a little too hard at this.

Spoiler
They weren't joking, were they?

Tmartn must be behind that marketing scheme

ban me · January 07, 2017, 01:42:27 AM

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RadicalClass32 · January 07, 2017, 08:09:40 AM

Also, a "sick play" in Competitive Halo?

A simple snapshot, double kill with the Rockets, or Ninja is not that exciting anymore.

Doctor Doom · January 07, 2017, 10:21:09 AM

The last good Halo game was released a decade ago.

snurch · January 07, 2017, 10:49:18 AM

Quote from: DIO on January 07, 2017, 10:21:09 AM

The last good Halo game was released a decade ago.

THIS