Why is it so hard to just make a game where you're Master Chief shooting aliens with snazzy remarks from Cortana?
Better hold on for one hell of a deus ex machina in Halo 6 if this is the story.
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I like this.
Quote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 09:33:17 AMI like thisThere's Slash at the phone.
I like this
lol lemon would find a way to defend this
Hey guys. Remember when Cortana was dead?Good joke
Hmm. Well that's....iffy. I wonder what magic card they'll have to pull out of their asses to justify the domain just suddenly showing up again. You know, the one Didact was supposed to sleep in his cryptum for a while and get better, but instead stewing in his own madness for a few hundred thousand years because it was killed by the previous firing of the Halos?
Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 22, 2015, 10:02:30 AMHey guys. Remember when Cortana was dead?Good jokeAnd thus, any and all impact from her death has been rendered null and void - made worse by the fact that they undid it literally immediately after they went through with it.Shame, since that was actually a ballsy move, and one of the few interesting things in Halo 4.
That all sounds unbelievably stupid.
Quote from: Spooky Scary Grunt on October 22, 2015, 10:05:17 AMQuote from: spewky bewgie on October 22, 2015, 10:02:30 AMHey guys. Remember when Cortana was dead?Good jokeAnd thus, any and all impact from her death has been rendered null and void - made worse by the fact that they undid it literally immediately after they went through with it.Shame, since that was actually a ballsy move, and one of the few interesting things in Halo 4.Only way they can rectify such a move would be to continue the "Chief: Human or Machine" plot and have him have to choose between Cortana and Blue Team/Humanity in H6Which would be shit, but a steaming pile of shit.
Cortana looks less sexualized.Awesome.
Better than rated M for misogyny.
Oh my god they're going to pull a starchild ending for Halo 6 aren't they.
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 02:58:03 PMOh my god they're going to pull a starchild ending for Halo 6 aren't they.The only way I see that happening is by firing the Array. Problem is that there's only 4 rings left. One of which doesn't even have a control room, and another with its surface glassed.
Quote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 03:07:46 PMQuote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 02:58:03 PMOh my god they're going to pull a starchild ending for Halo 6 aren't they.The only way I see that happening is by firing the Array. Problem is that there's only 4 rings left. One of which doesn't even have a control room, and another with its surface glassed.But wait there's more, turns out the Forerunners built a THIRD ARK!ALL THE WAY IN ANOTHER GALAXY!Surely they'll help manufacture more Halo rings to help their good old Human chums!
Quote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 03:20:16 PMQuote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 03:07:46 PMQuote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 02:58:03 PMOh my god they're going to pull a starchild ending for Halo 6 aren't they.The only way I see that happening is by firing the Array. Problem is that there's only 4 rings left. One of which doesn't even have a control room, and another with its surface glassed.But wait there's more, turns out the Forerunners built a THIRD ARK!ALL THE WAY IN ANOTHER GALAXY!Surely they'll help manufacture more Halo rings to help their good old Human chums!Even the Forerunners weren't able to travel galaxies
Quote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 03:31:16 PMQuote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 03:20:16 PMQuote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 03:07:46 PMQuote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 02:58:03 PMOh my god they're going to pull a starchild ending for Halo 6 aren't they.The only way I see that happening is by firing the Array. Problem is that there's only 4 rings left. One of which doesn't even have a control room, and another with its surface glassed.But wait there's more, turns out the Forerunners built a THIRD ARK!ALL THE WAY IN ANOTHER GALAXY!Surely they'll help manufacture more Halo rings to help their good old Human chums!Even the Forerunners weren't able to travel galaxiesThat we know of.One new book and they can.
Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 22, 2015, 03:35:25 PMQuote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 03:31:16 PMQuote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 03:20:16 PMQuote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 03:07:46 PMQuote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 02:58:03 PMOh my god they're going to pull a starchild ending for Halo 6 aren't they.The only way I see that happening is by firing the Array. Problem is that there's only 4 rings left. One of which doesn't even have a control room, and another with its surface glassed.But wait there's more, turns out the Forerunners built a THIRD ARK!ALL THE WAY IN ANOTHER GALAXY!Surely they'll help manufacture more Halo rings to help their good old Human chums!Even the Forerunners weren't able to travel galaxiesThat we know of.One new book and they can.It's been established that they can't.