Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

 
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fuck you
Spops was a good idea


but holeyy hell


 
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Ah yes, the whole "This game is a mystery!"

Someone who barely knew lore and only followed the plot thinly could figure out the big reveal before the halfway point.


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So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?


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So who wins in the end.

Chef or the black guy?


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Kelly


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Kelly
Who is she Chief's fucktoy?


 
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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?

Reach doesn't have a legendary ending.

Halo 5 takes place in 2558


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
So who wins in the end.

Chef or the black guy?

Pastey white mans wins again


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Chief is Kelly's fucktoy?


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
yes


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So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?

Reach doesn't have a legendary ending.

Halo 5 takes place in 2558
Yeah, I meant 2558. Regardless, Legendary or not. The ending narration takes place in 2589.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?

Reach doesn't have a legendary ending.

Halo 5 takes place in 2558
Yeah, I meant 2558. Regardless, Legendary or not. The ending narration takes place in 2589.
Some speech Halsey made, presumably at a monument dedicating Noble Team's sacrifice(before lol Jun's not dead). Was when Reach begins to become colonized again.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.


 
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Rockets on my X


Oh hey that doesn't look so bad.




Oh.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
For me I just care about Halo having a great story.

You and everyone else, bud. This is the problem, though:

Almost everyone, save Roman, would be okay if Master Chief wasn't the main character so long as we got a great story instead. But we didn't. We got a shitty story, AND we only got to play as Chief for 3 missions.

Shitty story? That's a debate, for me i thought the story was good.

And as for Chief, thinking about it kind of thought that maybe Chief should have like 7 missions ( if we do the math, that would mean that Locke would have 8 missions, 8 + 7 = 15 missions in total, pretty even for everyone) .
You must have very low standards for story telling.


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WELP

Didn't get the story that was advertised, but I had fun regardless.


 
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fuck you
I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req


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I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req

>DMR costs more than a sniper or a tank


wat



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If you know, you know.
I want my emblem back

🙎


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK
- LOCKE


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>DMR costs more than a sniper or a tank


wat
"O shit fam we're not going off Reach damage tables?"


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
"i bought halo 5 to play as green armour dude instead of black armour dude, because it totally makes a difference" - Angry Joe

I mean, it kind of does.
yeah, a colour swap.

woo!


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For me I just care about Halo having a great story.

You and everyone else, bud. This is the problem, though:

Almost everyone, save Roman, would be okay if Master Chief wasn't the main character so long as we got a great story instead. But we didn't. We got a shitty story, AND we only got to play as Chief for 3 missions.

Shitty story? That's a debate, for me i thought the story was good.

And as for Chief, thinking about it kind of thought that maybe Chief should have like 7 missions ( if we do the math, that would mean that Locke would have 8 missions, 8 + 7 = 15 missions in total, pretty even for everyone) .
You must have very low standards for story telling.
you're hardly one to talk


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req
git gud


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uhhh...

- korrie
Chief is Kelly's fucktoy?
According to some fanfictions....


 
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I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req

>DMR costs more than a sniper or a tank


wat

It's a DMR with a one hit kill bayonet and infinite use. The really good versions of load out weapons always cost a lot.


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It's a DMR with a one hit kill bayonet and infinite use.

...And this is in the multiplayer?