Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

Spops was a good idea


but holeyy hell

Ah yes, the whole "This game is a mystery!"

Someone who barely knew lore and only followed the plot thinly could figure out the big reveal before the halfway point.

So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?

So who wins in the end.

Chef or the black guy?

Kelly

Kelly

Who is she Chief's fucktoy?

Kelly

Active camouflage

Kelly

Who is she Chief's fucktoy?

Kelly

So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?

Reach doesn't have a legendary ending.

Halo 5 takes place in 2558

So who wins in the end.

Chef or the black guy?

Pastey white mans wins again

Chief is Kelly's fucktoy?

yes

So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?

Reach doesn't have a legendary ending.

Halo 5 takes place in 2558

Yeah, I meant 2558. Regardless, Legendary or not. The ending narration takes place in 2589.

So I was just watching the Reach Legendary Ending. Never played it. But probably will when BC comes out. Don't care how much people say it sucks, I wanna play it. Anyways. Why is that ending in 2589 when even Halo 5 takes places in 2058?

Reach doesn't have a legendary ending.

Halo 5 takes place in 2558

Yeah, I meant 2558. Regardless, Legendary or not. The ending narration takes place in 2589.

Some speech Halsey made, presumably at a monument dedicating Noble Team's sacrifice(before lol Jun's not dead). Was when Reach begins to become colonized again.

Kelly

wut

Oh hey that doesn't look so bad.




Oh.

Kelly

wut

Holy fuck that's not what I pictured when I read Fall of Reach.

For me I just care about Halo having a great story.

You and everyone else, bud. This is the problem, though:

Almost everyone, save Roman, would be okay if Master Chief wasn't the main character so long as we got a great story instead. But we didn't. We got a shitty story, AND we only got to play as Chief for 3 missions.

Shitty story? That's a debate, for me i thought the story was good.

And as for Chief, thinking about it kind of thought that maybe Chief should have like 7 missions ( if we do the math, that would mean that Locke would have 8 missions, 8 + 7 = 15 missions in total, pretty even for everyone) .

You must have very low standards for story telling.

WELP

Didn't get the story that was advertised, but I had fun regardless.

I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req

I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req

>DMR costs more than a sniper or a tank


wat

I want my emblem back

🙎

I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK
- LOCKE

>DMR costs more than a sniper or a tank


wat

"O shit fam we're not going off Reach damage tables?"

"i bought halo 5 to play as green armour dude instead of black armour dude, because it totally makes a difference" - Angry Joe

I mean, it kind of does.

yeah, a colour swap.

woo!

For me I just care about Halo having a great story.

You and everyone else, bud. This is the problem, though:

Almost everyone, save Roman, would be okay if Master Chief wasn't the main character so long as we got a great story instead. But we didn't. We got a shitty story, AND we only got to play as Chief for 3 missions.

Shitty story? That's a debate, for me i thought the story was good.

And as for Chief, thinking about it kind of thought that maybe Chief should have like 7 missions ( if we do the math, that would mean that Locke would have 8 missions, 8 + 7 = 15 missions in total, pretty even for everyone) .

You must have very low standards for story telling.

you're hardly one to talk

I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req

git gud

Chief is Kelly's fucktoy?

According to some fanfictions....

I want that shotgun certification

and railgun


and a DMR thats not 8 req

>DMR costs more than a sniper or a tank


wat

It's a DMR with a one hit kill bayonet and infinite use. The really good versions of load out weapons always cost a lot.

It's a DMR with a one hit kill bayonet and infinite use.

...And this is in the multiplayer?