Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

Welp, Angry Shmoe put out his review.

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Wow, he would not shut the fuck up about the REQ system.

Welp, Angry Shmoe put out his review.

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Wow, he would not shut the fuck up about the REQ system.

Well after he did the math I realized how terrible the REQ system is. If there was another system to unlock armor through commendations and achievements that would be great, but there isn't.

Joe is a fucking moron though.

Sum up his review please

Joe is a fucking moron though.

Basically this.

He has no fucking clue how games are made, how the industry works, or what kind of state it's in.

REQ system keeps things interesting tbh


Bend over for RNG Gods

Sum up his review please

Spergs around complaining about things that were told to consumers months before launch and complains about the game length after playing on normal saying that it's the shortest campaign ever when it's actually about the same length as every other Halo campaign that's released on said difficulty. Also waaaaaaah no chief. His only legit criticism is the stupidity of the AI squad mates, something everyone from reviewers to the general playerbase has already made note of so once again he adds nothing to the conversation.

On the multiplayer he was crying because people said he sucked and bitched about REQ packs for over 10 minutes. "I speak the truth that's all we do here" - Angry Joe on why he's correct.

Also he spends like 5 minutes telling his fans that try and call him out on his shit as "a bunch of cock gargling fanboys".

"i bought halo 5 to play as green armour dude instead of black armour dude, because it totally makes a difference" - Angry Joe

He didn't read anything about the game then.

He didn't. He even recorded himself looking up weeks/months old news about Halo 5 regarding splitscreen and forge.

He didn't. He even recorded himself looking up weeks/months old news about Halo 5 regarding splitscreen and forge.

Or he did and then pretended he didn't so he could put up a video showing off his fake outrage.

The only time you see a legit angry joe being angry joe is when Nintendo takes his sheckles.

That sounds more likely.

There's no way he was completely dark on it. He even said in the video that he liked what 343 was doing before the game released.

Fuck Joe.

"i bought halo 5 to play as green armour dude instead of black armour dude, because it totally makes a difference" - Angry Joe

I mean, it kind of does.

"i bought halo 5 to play as green armour dude instead of black armour dude, because it totally makes a difference" - Angry Joe

I mean, it kind of does.

Yeah, we traded one carboard character who was starting to peel off the cardboard for another fresh, grand spanking new cardboard character!

There's a difference

Locke is a somewhat likeable character. John is marcus fenix.

I have a serious announcement-

I like Angry Joe. Go ahead and take a shot at me if you want, you can't hurt me.

I like Angry Joe and I'm not changing for anyone.

If you like sucking on a tumor that's your business dude.

Tfw only played first two missions so far

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Just gonna leave this here

I KNOW IT'S ALREADY BEEN POSTED SHUT THE HELL UP.

You guys got to it first, god damnit

Tfw only played first two missions so far

The campaign, from a raw gameplay perspective, is easily one of the best ones in the series. There's no particularly standout moments, but it's pretty consistent.

Whereas something like CE or 3 has a couple of memorable moments but everything else is boring as fuck.

Tfw only played first two missions so far

The campaign, from a raw gameplay perspective, is easily one of the best ones in the series. There's no particularly standout moments, but it's pretty consistent.

Whereas something like CE or 3 has a couple of memorable moments but everything else is boring as fuck.

Yeah I would play more but when I played the first two I did it with my friend then I went to bed and I've been busy playing fallout since then >.>

Locke is a somewhat likeable character.

Ha

Oh, that's funny.

Ey my gamertag is slayingold if ya wanna hang ^^

Locke is a somewhat likeable character.

Ha

Oh, that's funny.

You're a strange man

Joe is a moron

Locke is a somewhat likeable character.

Ha

Oh, that's funny.

You're a strange man

Locke is the least-likeable guy on Osiris.

Locke is a somewhat likeable character.

Ha

Oh, that's funny.

You're a strange man

Locke is the least-likeable guy on Osiris.

Locke is a somewhat likeable character.

Ha

Oh, that's funny.

You're a strange man

Locke is the least-likeable guy on Osiris.

Well the only other guy on Osiris is Buck, so it's not like he had a chance.

Locke is a somewhat likeable character.

Ha

Oh, that's funny.

You're a strange man

Locke is the least-likeable guy on Osiris.

Well the only other guy on Osiris is Buck, so it's not like he had a chance.

Person, Spartan, whatever.

Even Tanaka is a better character tbh