Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

Anyone want an MS 5$ gift card code? Free.

uhh sure if you really dont want it

ive been playing some not-halo-3-btb and ive noticed halo 2c pops up a lot

i just wanna play ce

I take back everything I've ever said about 343 now that the GOAT map Sandbox is back

I played with Brad Pitt just now

I played with Brad Pitt just now

Did you engage in harassment?

I played with Brad Pitt just now

Did you engage in harassment?

If you count me out BR'ing him and spawn killing his team on Standoff, then yeah, I was

>30 matches of H3 BTB
>Maps have only been Standoff, Sandtrap, and Valhalla
>WHERE IS SANDBOX

>30 matches of H3 BTB
>Maps have only been Standoff, Sandtrap, and Valhalla
>WHERE IS SANDBOX

It was all a jape.

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Guys what’s worse losing a limb or having FatherlyNick’s sense of humor?

Desty's

I just won a Multi Bomb game on Rat's Nest in sudden death with randoms that went 5-30 against that LIGHT WERKER guy and his group of try-hard friends.

Thanks to the new update I had my first ever game of H2A Stonetown the other day

It was beautiful

serina > cortana

ive almost 100% halo wars, finally gonna start halo wars 2 soon

Multi Bomb game on Rat's Nest

You meme'd them is what you're saying.

Multi Bomb game on Rat's Nest

You meme'd them is what you're saying.

They planted in the first 30 seconds of the match and so did my team. After that it was just defending until my team yolo'd in sudden death and we won.

Every Halo YouTuber is literally the exact same person I swear.

-obnoxiously boisterous over mic
-begins every video with unnecessarily long explanations of what the video is about
-req showcases that are literally montages of nothing entertaining happening
-each have their own squad of tryhards to carry them (v common for Warzone/FF)
-only good content is custom games footage

I got PTSD when king of the hill showed up in the FFA playlist

Every Halo YouTuber is literally the exact same person I swear.

-obnoxiously boisterous over mic
-begins every video with unnecessarily long explanations of what the video is about
-req showcases that are literally montages of nothing entertaining happening
-each have their own squad of tryhards to carry them (v common for Warzone/FF)
-only good content is custom games footage

Stop watching shit channels. Go watch:
Hidden Experia
Late Night Gaming
HaloCanon
TehSpearheadGuy
Ducain23(if he ever uploads anything ever again)

Hidden Experia
Late Night Gaming

no

Stop watching shit channels. Go watch:
Hidden Experia
Late Night Gaming
HaloCanon
TehSpearheadGuy
Ducain23(if he ever uploads anything ever again)

look man I want to like Experia because he’s so damn enthusiastic and isn’t afraid to go balls deep into lore (shoves the fucking nutsack and a leg in there when the topic is the flood too) but if you’ve spent more than 20 minutes on any of the halo wikia pages, then all of his content that you don’t already know is straight up conjecture tbh. Also his voice annoys me deeply.

Also my post was about the Multiplayer nibbas. Aside from HF I normally watch every lore channel that pops up.

Hidden Experia
Late Night Gaming

no

LNG is fine now. He stopped being a sperglord a while back and has returned to making quality content

Hidden Experia
Late Night Gaming

no

LNG is fine now. He stopped being a sperglord a while back and has returned to making quality content

Still one of the more forgettable BWU villains.

Hidden Experia

I watched that blowhard's video about how the Bungie artstyle was better and he couldn't stop saying "iconic" and used retarded terms like "stealthy-deadly" to describe the old Elite design. 343's artstyle is dog shit but he talked about stupid vague shit and not why people dislike what Halo looks like now.

Hidden Experia

I watched that blowhard's video about how the Bungie artstyle was better and he couldn't stop saying "iconic" and used retarded terms like "stealthy-deadly" to describe the old Elite design. 343's artstyle is dog shit but he talked about stupid vague shit and not why people dislike what Halo looks like now.

I do not disagree with any of this. Granted some of 343is art is good. Chief's 4-5 armor is probably my favorite at this point, same with the Pelican. Requiem was beautiful and Halo Wars 2 looked gorgeous as long as they were not duct taping a million guns to pelicans or grafting fucking Wal-E's corpse onto sniper marines.

Just about everything else though is pretty meh at best and at it's worse it's the fucking Seeker Helmet.

Hidden Experia

I watched that blowhard's video about how the Bungie artstyle was better and he couldn't stop saying "iconic" and used retarded terms like "stealthy-deadly" to describe the old Elite design. 343's artstyle is dog shit but he talked about stupid vague shit and not why people dislike what Halo looks like now.

I do not disagree with any of this. Granted some of 343is art is good. Chief's 4-5 armor is probably my favorite at this point, same with the Pelican. Requiem was beautiful and Halo Wars 2 looked gorgeous as long as they were not duct taping a million guns to pelicans or grafting fucking Wal-E's corpse onto sniper marines.

Just about everything else though is pretty meh at best and at it's worse it's the fucking Seeker Helmet.

Halo 4's pelican is awful and Halo Wars 2 used new forerunner architecture where it shouldn't have

Halo 4's pelican is awful

yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

Granted some of 343is art is good.

Daily reminder that someone at 343i made this and someone thought it looked good

Halo 4's pelican is awful

yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

Halo 4's pelican has always looked like a bulky unwieldly unaerodynamic piece of shit that for some reason mounts a tank cannon on the top and two machine gun turrets on the sideyou just kind of have to balance yourself on while being blasted by some nice jetwash from the engines

How anyone can like that is beyond me

Also the cockpits have no field of view like the D77-TC models and somehow it manages to have worse armament than the TC's functional and effective chin-mounted autocannon and rocket pods.