Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

you tilted them

the fuck does that mean

I matched against this guy and his boyfriend yesterday in a valhalla game. I used the banshee for a bit, even though the other team had full map control. then I died and pissed around cause my team was a bunch of braindead carrots and we were trapped in our base, so I quit cause it was just a waste of time to stay. Then the one guy messaged me and said I was worthless without a banshee so I just replied 'lol 👌" then a few games later I matched the other guy who was by himself and I BTFO'd him twice and he quit, then he attempted to brush of his quit "because his team was down a player"

If they invite me again I'm joining and will return with the happenings.

you tilted them

the fuck does that mean

idk man like angry or something. I'm like half drunk and just speaking in jargon at this point.

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Oh, man the place was a mess. I mean, to many Covie asylum seekers. All penned up.

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Oh, man the place was a mess. I mean, to many Covie asylum seekers. All penned up.

Yeah, Demarco said it was pretty crazy.

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Oh, man the place was a mess. I mean, to many Covie asylum seekers. All penned up.

Yeah, Demarco said it was pretty crazy.

Well, it could have been worse. Look what happened to New Phoenix. We even caught this one Sangheili freak, tried to detonate a HAVOK nuke!

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Oh, man the place was a mess. I mean, to many Covie asylum seekers. All penned up.

Yeah, Demarco said it was pretty crazy.

Well, it could have been worse. Look what happened to New Phoenix. We even caught this one Sangheili freak, tried to detonate a HAVOK nuke!

Hoya, give it a rest! We all know you were on the other side of town when they caught that hingehead!

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Oh, man the place was a mess. I mean, to many Covie asylum seekers. All penned up.

Yeah, Demarco said it was pretty crazy.

Well, it could have been worse. Look what happened to New Phoenix. We even caught this one Sangheili freak, tried to detonate a HAVOK nuke!

Hoya, give it a rest! We all know you were on the other side of town when they caught that hingehead!

Oh yeah? And where were you, DeMarco?

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Oh, man the place was a mess. I mean, to many Covie asylum seekers. All penned up.

Yeah, Demarco said it was pretty crazy.

Well, it could have been worse. Look what happened to New Phoenix. We even caught this one Sangheili freak, tried to detonate a HAVOK nuke!

Hoya, give it a rest! We all know you were on the other side of town when they caught that hingehead!

Oh yeah? And where were you, DeMarco?

Who, Madsen and me? We were just making sure the ladies of Rio de Janeiro felt... safe, and secure.

Tell me about Rio, what else did I miss?

Oh, man the place was a mess. I mean, to many Covie asylum seekers. All penned up.

Yeah, Demarco said it was pretty crazy.

Well, it could have been worse. Look what happened to New Phoenix. We even caught this one Sangheili freak, tried to detonate a HAVOK nuke!

Hoya, give it a rest! We all know you were on the other side of town when they caught that hingehead!

Oh yeah? And where were you, DeMarco?

Who, Madsen and me? We were just making sure the ladies of Rio de Janeiro felt... safe, and secure.

That's right. Just Fireteam Majestic doin' a little community outreach am I right?

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

Was that the rooftop map with the crane and at the start everyone went super tryhard to crossmap noob tube or snipe because there was an instant line of sight off spawn

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

Was that the rooftop map with the crane and at the start everyone went super tryhard to crossmap noob tube or snipe because there was an instant line of sight off spawn

That's the one!

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

Was that the rooftop map with the crane and at the start everyone went super tryhard to crossmap noob tube or snipe because there was an instant line of sight off spawn

That's the one!

Yee

I can describe every MW2 map enough that I can tell you how each map played but I can't remember any by name

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

Give the gametype SMG starts or i'll break into your house and fuck you in your taco-hole while you sleep.

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

Was that the rooftop map with the crane and at the start everyone went super tryhard to crossmap noob tube or snipe because there was an instant line of sight off spawn

That's the one!

Yee

I can describe every MW2 map enough that I can tell you how each map played but I can't remember any by name

Someone remade Rust and perfected it in every form. They even had the map thumbnail exactly how it is in MW2.

Halo 5's Forge is intimidating but for someone who is using it for the first time I think I'm doing a good job.

Halo 5's forge mode is cool as fuck. They made so many improvements and added way more features that I always wanted ever since Halo 3.

You can make sounds, change the weather, add debris that flies through the level and adjust the wind patterns to make the debris fly a certain way, dead bodies, and a whole bunch of other cool shit.

The best feature has to be the ability to grab up to 64 objects at once. It's so much easier to build and move things that way.

Halo 5's forge mode is cool as fuck. They made so many improvements and added way more features that I always wanted ever since Halo 3.

You can make sounds, change the weather, add debris that flies through the level and adjust the wind patterns to make the debris fly a certain way, dead bodies, and a whole bunch of other cool shit.

The best feature has to be the ability to grab up to 64 objects at once. It's so much easier to build and move things that way.

And it's potential is wasted on a shit game.

Can someone explain why 343 makes shit ground textures and god awful water physics?

Halo 3 has better water and ground textures and that's just fuckin sad.

you tilted them

the fuck does that mean

when you beat someone to a point where they get flustered and start playing shittier

poker term

Can someone explain why 343 makes shit ground textures and god awful water physics?

Halo 3 has better water and ground textures and that's just fuckin sad.

The new Multiplayer director for Halo 6 (Tom French, Halo 5s forge head) actually agrees that it's a problem too. So here's hoping he has the power to sort that out.

Halo 3 has better water and ground textures and that's just fuckin sad.

You know what's even funnier, Halo 2 has better player customization than Halo 5

The new Multiplayer director for Halo 6 (Tom French, Halo 5s forge head) actually agrees that it's a problem too. So here's hoping he has the power to sort that out.

>Multiplayer director
Maybe if he was lead environment design or whatever, his opinion might have more value to it.

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

Was that the rooftop map with the crane and at the start everyone went super tryhard to crossmap noob tube or snipe because there was an instant line of sight off spawn

That's the one!

Yee

I can describe every MW2 map enough that I can tell you how each map played but I can't remember any by name

Someone remade Rust and perfected it in every form. They even had the map thumbnail exactly how it is in MW2.

Halo 5's Forge is intimidating but for someone who is using it for the first time I think I'm doing a good job.

this one?

YouTube

because that's fucking amazing.

The new Multiplayer director for Halo 6 (Tom French, Halo 5s forge head) actually agrees that it's a problem too. So here's hoping he has the power to sort that out.

>Multiplayer director
Maybe if he was lead environment design or whatever, his opinion might have more value to it.

He was the head forge designer for Halo 5 so hopefully they take his input

I'm remaking Highrise from MW2 in Halo 5 Forge

Was that the rooftop map with the crane and at the start everyone went super tryhard to crossmap noob tube or snipe because there was an instant line of sight off spawn

That's the one!

Yee

I can describe every MW2 map enough that I can tell you how each map played but I can't remember any by name

Someone remade Rust and perfected it in every form. They even had the map thumbnail exactly how it is in MW2.

Halo 5's Forge is intimidating but for someone who is using it for the first time I think I'm doing a good job.

this one?

YouTube

because that's fucking amazing.

That's the one. Slap on a couple custom loadouts if those are a thing in Halo 5 and boom, you have CoD.

Halo 5's forge mode is cool as fuck. They made so many improvements and added way more features that I always wanted ever since Halo 3.

You can make sounds, change the weather, add debris that flies through the level and adjust the wind patterns to make the debris fly a certain way, dead bodies, and a whole bunch of other cool shit.

The best feature has to be the ability to grab up to 64 objects at once. It's so much easier to build and move things that way.

And it's potential is wasted on a shit game.

Halo 3 Anniversary when? Oh wait they'll somehow fuck up the visuals and engine of that too

Halo 5's forge mode is cool as fuck. They made so many improvements and added way more features that I always wanted ever since Halo 3.

You can make sounds, change the weather, add debris that flies through the level and adjust the wind patterns to make the debris fly a certain way, dead bodies, and a whole bunch of other cool shit.

The best feature has to be the ability to grab up to 64 objects at once. It's so much easier to build and move things that way.

And it's potential is wasted on a shit game.

Halo 3 Anniversary when? Oh wait they'll somehow fuck up the visuals and engine of that too

Halo 3 Anniversary isn't gonna happen and I'm glad that is. We need to have at least one of the original Halo games left alone by 343i's filthy hands.

The new Multiplayer director for Halo 6 (Tom French, Halo 5s forge head) actually agrees that it's a problem too. So here's hoping he has the power to sort that out.

>Multiplayer director
Maybe if he was lead environment design or whatever, his opinion might have more value to it.

Tom French has generally been ptetty receptive to community feedback and the like. He was pretty vocal in stating how he was shouting at the then-multiplayer team for not including gametypes like assault and infection when they had been ready for months and were highly demanded for inclusion. He's usually been pretty active in bug reporting stuff as well. I know people who've had better times reporting glitches to his twitter than the fucking waypoint support forum.

Under his lead I'd be surprised if 6 did the same bullshit with holding back content that should have been there at launch again.

I can't stand 343 but Tom French is generally a pretty cool dude.