Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

I WAS 53-6

53-6

53-6

AND YOU FUCKERS KICK ME WHEN I'M ABOUT TO GET US BACK IN THE LEAD. YOU FUCKERS KNEW I WAS TRYING TO LASER THAT WARTHOG BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT.

"Hurr you should've been more careful with your laser durr!!!"

I hope your sorry asses lost that match for throwing away the only player that was actually doing shit that entire match. FUCK YOU AALL!! This is why I gave up on FPS games.

Who the fuck are you playing with, the grunts from campaign?

Grunts would have had better aim than these shitstain failed abortions for teammates.

Who the fuck are you playing with, the grunts from campaign?

When the game starts and you hear everyone on your team switch to their AR right off spawn


WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? AN AR WILL NOT HELP YOU ON VALHALLA

When the game starts and you hear everyone on your team switch to their AR right off spawn


WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? AN AR WILL NOT HELP YOU ON VALHALLA

Jesus Christ what nightmare are all of you people trapped in?

When the game starts and you hear everyone on your team switch to their AR right off spawn


WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? AN AR WILL NOT HELP YOU ON VALHALLA

Jesus Christ what nightmare are all of you people trapped in?

If you want to experience hell than search MCC matchmaking with me

The nightmare of modern day Halo games online. BRs & BKs are too inept for an RTS title so the most recent Halo title for them is either Halo 5 or MCC, depending on what they can afford they'll flock to whatever they can get at the time and shit up your online matches. You'll always get shitters who can barely hold a controller on your team and the enemy team is always a premade of somewhat skilled to bleeding edge career gamers. Always.

Same thing happened to Gears of War and Mexicans.

Jesus Christ what nightmare are all of you people trapped in?

someone fixed it

someone fixed it

What is that abomination on the right

someone fixed it

What is that abomination on the right

That is the Seeker armour. Something that an artist at 343 was able to model and texture with a straight face, and somehow got approved to be a canonical armour set utilised by the UNSC.

It pretty much symbolises everything wrong with halo.

It pretty much symbolises everything wrong with halo.

When 343i hires me and PSU we will make Halo the juggernaut it once was again

It pretty much symbolises everything wrong with halo.

When 343i hires me and PSU we will make Halo the juggernaut it once was again

I want to be the art director

Halo will be A E S T H E T I C again

It pretty much symbolises everything wrong with halo.

When 343i hires me and PSU we will make Halo the juggernaut it once was again

I want to be the art director

Halo will be A E S T H E T I C again

We'll sign you the fuck up fam

Guys I just found the next walshy

97 kills
1219 deaths
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-the-master-chief-collection/xbox-one/service-records/players/rachrich26

Guys I just found the next walshy

97 kills
1219 deaths

Fucking


HOW

Maybe he started a new account and walked all over some new kids who didn't know how to play?

In the two games I was matched with him, he went 0-24 and 0-8

Grief account?

Just genuinely bad

Guys I just found the next walshy

97 kills
1219 deaths
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-the-master-chief-collection/xbox-one/service-records/players/rachrich26

"The Halo 5: Guardians campaign is where YOU decide the fate of humanity"
At what point in the campaign were we able to make choices which affected the outcome of it?

Guys I just found the next walshy

97 kills
1219 deaths
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-the-master-chief-collection/xbox-one/service-records/players/rachrich26

"The Halo 5: Guardians campaign is where YOU decide the fate of humanity"
At what point in the campaign were we able to make choices which affected the outcome of it?

I guess that was before they re-wrote the campaign to be shit.

someone fixed it

What is that abomination on the right

That is the Seeker armour. Something that an artist at 343 was able to model and texture with a straight face, and somehow got approved to be a canonical armour set utilised by the UNSC.

It pretty much symbolises everything wrong with halo.

Why does the visor stretch into the sides
Why are the sides so far out?
Why is the visor concave rather than convex like on the rest of the helmets?
Why is the front part look like a platypus's mouth?

I honestly think this is a bug. They drew up a helmet and modelled it, but when importing it into the game, the parameters got shuffled around a-la Vinesuace ROM corruptor and this look is the result.

Guys I just found the next walshy

97 kills
1219 deaths
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-the-master-chief-collection/xbox-one/service-records/players/rachrich26

"The Halo 5: Guardians campaign is where YOU decide the fate of humanity"
At what point in the campaign were we able to make choices which affected the outcome of it?

I guess that was before they re-wrote the campaign to be shit.

That's implying such a thing was going to be in the """""""""""""""campaign"""""""""""""" in the first place

https://twitter.com/franklez/status/882656845277544448

Inb4 springing out and autistic screaching again when the announcement still isnt H3A

Inb4 springing out and autistic screaching again when the announcement still isnt H3A

Microsoft already came out a few months ago and said that H3A isn't going to happen

Inb4 springing out and autistic screaching again when the announcement still isnt H3A

Microsoft already came out a few months ago and said that H3A isn't going to happen

That's the fucking kicker isnt it?

The fucking community reaction after E3 has convinced me that Halo was a mistake all along.

Inb4 springing out and autistic screaching again when the announcement still isnt H3A

Microsoft already came out a few months ago and said that H3A isn't going to happen

besides, Halo 3 on MCC got the best update of the 4 games. MCC was H3A

i really wish they acknowledged mcc i'd love to see more people on it again

i really wish they acknowledged mcc i'd love to see more people on it again

You can still find games on team slayer and big team. ranked playlists are dead because matches are so lopsided (10s and 20s vs 40+)

i really wish they acknowledged mcc i'd love to see more people on it again

You can still find games on team slayer and big team. ranked playlists are dead because matches are so lopsided (10s and 20s vs 40+)

i know, i play big team here and there but it's always halo 3

h3 is great and all but every single time? ughh lol