Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

I now have 4 controllers for that 4 player split screen achievement on mister cheddar collaboration.


feels bad man

i bet you were that guy who uploaded 2 player glitch tutorials for halo 3, but alternated controllers instead of having a friend play too

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What the hell?

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reminder that you should never EVER play matchmaking on skilled leader compilation

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NEVER

EVER

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reminder that you should never EVER play matchmaking on skilled leader compilation

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Your team still lost.

git gud

>Halo 3

>Halo 3

I will break you

reminder that you should never EVER play matchmaking on skilled leader compilation

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I remember this EXACT thing happening to me when Big Ring 4 came out. Difference was, several of my teammates had either no kills or had actualy gone into the negatives...How do you even mannage that on Exile where there are literaly NO ways so jump off of the maps?

Oh and speaking of Mustard Chef Collection

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Your team still lost.

git gud

>go 45-4
>still need to git gud

What did he mean by this?

Your team still lost.

git gud

>go 45-4
>still need to git gud

What did he mean by this?

Your team needed you and you failed them.

but srsly, I would probably be in the low 3 or 4 players probably. I'm one of those who plays a game for decades and still sucks at the multiplayer. Just ask Smiths.

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Just imagine how great these ads would be if the music was replaced by dubstep. 

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Just imagine how great these ads would be if the music was replaced by dubstep.

Marty wouldn't let (((bungie))) do it, so they fired him.

Marty wouldn't let (((bungie))) do it, so they fired him.

Bungie fires Marty but they keep the retards like Luke Smith

Marty wouldn't let (((bungie))) do it, so they fired him.

Bungie fires Marty but they keep the retards like Luke Smith

But Luke smith was right though. They actually all went and bought it just like he said.

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Marty wouldn't let (((bungie))) do it, so they fired him.

Bungie fires Marty but they keep the retards like Luke Smith

Lel, his cancer shirt wasn't the best pick to were for a photo when the fan base doesn't care for him.

Glad to see xbl didn't change much.

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Glad to see xbl didn't change much.

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Fucking roasted, bk scrub.

I had some mouth breathing spastic tell me that I am a vehicle kid and should go play in traffic because I was using the banshee on avalanche in big team battle

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BUNGiE Machine Broke

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BUNGiE Machine Broke

"Bungie played around with slowing player movement and lowering jump height" So Reach?

Decided to play some MCC the last couple of days. Holy shit are kids bad at this game, every game I'm getting upwards of 20-30 kills, just slaughtering BKs. I know it's not me because I'm actually pretty fucking bad at the game but these kids are on a whole different level of shitty play.

343 on the subject of MMR in Matchmaking.

I sometimes get questions about how MMR affects matchmaking, and what it would be like to increase or decrease how aggressively we try for tight-skilled matches. Right now, Ranked enforces a certain amount of tightness, whereas Social and “tries” to be just as tight at first, but gives up after waiting too long. Warzone also tries to be tight at first, but gives up faster than Social.

I’ll try and explain the trade-offs.

If you are a good player, matchmaking tightly on skill turns a dial between two options:
No skill matchmaking:
Faster matchmaking
You get lots of kills
You get terrible teammates
If you want to kill, you don’t need to sweat
If you want to win, you DO need to sweat
Tight MMR matchmaking
Slower matchmaking
Better teammates
Not as many kills
If you want to kill, you really need to sweat
If you want to win, you need to try, but you don’t have to carry your team

The looser the matchmaking, the more likely you will have a bunch of noobs in your match that you can own for fun.

BUT, when it’s looser, it’s also more and more likely that you are by far the best player in the match.

Bull fucking shit, every match of Arena Slayer I've played in Halo 5 my teammates were tragically awful. Doesn't matter whether we win or lose. If we won, it's cause I carried their sorry ass with maybe one other going slightly positive or 0:0; If we lose it's because my teammates went even more negative than usual. This post is in complete contradiction with my games.

Why do people with brain tumours keep voting for halo 3 in Amateur Chef Montage.

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Decided to play some MCC the last couple of days. Holy shit are kids bad at this game, every game I'm getting upwards of 20-30 kills, just slaughtering BKs. I know it's not me because I'm actually pretty fucking bad at the game but these kids are on a whole different level of shitty play.

MCC seems to have an endless supply of new players playing halo for the first time and splitscreening with their friend, dropping combined -50 kd spreads. the only good players left on that game are the 10 people searching 50 high in the h2a/h3 playlists

Decided to play some MCC the last couple of days. Holy shit are kids bad at this game, every game I'm getting upwards of 20-30 kills, just slaughtering BKs. I know it's not me because I'm actually pretty fucking bad at the game but these kids are on a whole different level of shitty play.

MCC seems to have an endless supply of new players playing halo for the first time and splitscreening with their friend, dropping combined -50 kd spreads. the only good players left on that game are the 10 people searching 50 high in the h2a/h3 playlists

I went 52-0 in a Halo 2 BTB match and my team still lost.

343 on the subject of MMR in Matchmaking.

I sometimes get questions about how MMR affects matchmaking, and what it would be like to increase or decrease how aggressively we try for tight-skilled matches. Right now, Ranked enforces a certain amount of tightness, whereas Social and “tries” to be just as tight at first, but gives up after waiting too long. Warzone also tries to be tight at first, but gives up faster than Social.

I’ll try and explain the trade-offs.

If you are a good player, matchmaking tightly on skill turns a dial between two options:
No skill matchmaking:
Faster matchmaking
You get lots of kills
You get terrible teammates
If you want to kill, you don’t need to sweat
If you want to win, you DO need to sweat
Tight MMR matchmaking
Slower matchmaking
Better teammates
Not as many kills
If you want to kill, you really need to sweat
If you want to win, you need to try, but you don’t have to carry your team

The looser the matchmaking, the more likely you will have a bunch of noobs in your match that you can own for fun.

BUT, when it’s looser, it’s also more and more likely that you are by far the best player in the match.

Bull fucking shit, every match of Arena Slayer I've played in Halo 5 my teammates were tragically awful. Doesn't matter whether we win or lose. If we won, it's cause I carried their sorry ass with maybe one other going slightly positive or 0:0; If we lose it's because my teammates went even more negative than usual. This post is in complete contradiction with my games.

halo 5 is bad

I WAS 53-6

53-6

53-6

AND YOU FUCKERS KICK ME WHEN I'M ABOUT TO GET US BACK IN THE LEAD. YOU FUCKERS KNEW I WAS TRYING TO LASER THAT WARTHOG BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT.

"Hurr you should've been more careful with your laser durr!!!"

I hope your sorry asses lost that match for throwing away the only player that was actually doing shit that entire match. FUCK YOU AALL!! This is why I gave up on FPS games.