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Having finished the campaign, here are my thoughts. From a perspective of a guy who knows the lore well. Major spoilers below.

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There are a lot of things I enjoyed about the campaign, but I'm too lazy to write them here. So despite only talking about the negatives, tbis easily goes into my top 3 stories of the series. Right next to Halos 4 and ODST

What the fuck


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Having finished the campaign, here are my thoughts. From a perspective of a guy who knows the lore well. Major spoilers below.

Spoiler

There are a lot of things I enjoyed about the campaign, but I'm too lazy to write them here. So despite only talking about the negatives, tbis easily goes into my top 3 stories of the series. Right next to Halos 4 and ODST

What the fuck


Was I autistic in 2015?
Maybe this was before your opinion was swayed by other people? This was probably your most genuine opinion but then someone else pointed a few things and suddenly you start viewing the game differently.


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I thought the campaign was terrible throughout its entirety. Not only did the story nearly put me to sleep at some instances, but the gunplay was tiring. The promethean aimbots made us quit several times over, and the last mission itself brought out the most rage. Being confined in a tiny room full of crawlers and soldiers enraged the entire party.


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I thought the campaign was terrible throughout its entirety. Not only did the story nearly put me to sleep at some instances, but the gunplay was tiring. The promethean aimbots made us quit several times over, and the last mission itself brought out the most rage. Being confined in a tiny room full of crawlers and soldiers enraged the entire party.

The fact that they re-used him so many times - like how did no one from the more important devs not point that shit out?

"Hey, we sure seem to be using Warden a lot."
"Yeah, I know. What are you suggesting?"
"idk, lets do something different."
*proceeds to make three copies of Warden for a boss battle*
"Not exactly what I meant, but hey - the game is Rated T so those kids will be too busy playing the MP anyway..."


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still a shit game


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where the hell was this thread?


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Why did he leave? Did Camnator meme on him or something?


 
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Why did he leave? Did Camnator meme on him or something?
Middle Eastern immigrants invaded his house and had surprise buttsecks with Lemon and his family


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Why did he leave? Did Camnator meme on him or something?
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Why did he leave? Did Camnator meme on him or something?
Middle Eastern immigrants invaded his house and had surprise buttsecks with Lemon and his family
Press F To Pay Respects

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Why did he leave? Did Camnator meme on him or something?
Middle Eastern immigrants invaded his house and had surprise buttsecks with Lemon and his family
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Butt srsly, does anyone know what happened? Did he tell anyone?
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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
I just realized, why did that add a SAW to Breakout? With shields?

No Shields, the SMG and Magnum starts along with one occasional Shotgun or BR was good the way it was. Also the OG maps + New maps are, imo, unnecessarily complex now.


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I just realized, why did that add a SAW to Breakout? With shields?

No Shields, the SMG and Magnum starts along with one occasional Shotgun or BR was good the way it was. Also the OG maps + New maps are, imo, unnecessarily complex now.
They uh - broke breakout. One of their updates added shields for some reason. I legitimately thought my game glitched because the last thing I expected were shields in Breakout.


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
I just realized, why did that add a SAW to Breakout? With shields?

No Shields, the SMG and Magnum starts along with one occasional Shotgun or BR was good the way it was. Also the OG maps + New maps are, imo, unnecessarily complex now.
They uh - broke breakout. One of their updates added shields for some reason. I legitimately thought my game glitched because the last thing I expected were shields in Breakout.

Bad part is I think one of the Community Members love the update and intends to keep it that way, so it ain't changing anytime soon....


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I just realized, why did that add a SAW to Breakout? With shields?

No Shields, the SMG and Magnum starts along with one occasional Shotgun or BR was good the way it was. Also the OG maps + New maps are, imo, unnecessarily complex now.
They uh - broke breakout. One of their updates added shields for some reason. I legitimately thought my game glitched because the last thing I expected were shields in Breakout.

Bad part is I think one of the Community Members love the update and intends to keep it that way, so it ain't changing anytime soon....
Oh well, I guess people can recreate true Breakout in customs.


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Wouldn't it made more sense to have another breakout playlist which has shields and radar rather than ruining it for the original players?


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Wouldn't it made more sense to have another breakout playlist which has shields and radar rather than ruining it for the original players?
Don't be silly, that makes sense. Which is apparently not what 343i is following when they are making MP playlists. At least not at first.


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http://www.haloarchive.com/forum/topic/9-canon-fodder-and-random-lore-chat/?do=findComment&comment=216893

I've never been so salty.

i don't think you're ever going to get a real answer out of a 343 employee on that issue


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http://www.haloarchive.com/forum/topic/9-canon-fodder-and-random-lore-chat/?do=findComment&comment=216893

I've never been so salty.
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The image is so misunderstood it hurts.
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http://www.haloarchive.com/forum/topic/9-canon-fodder-and-random-lore-chat/?do=findComment&comment=216893

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The image is so misunderstood it hurts.
So what was the intended message of that image? I say they're doing a create job at "helping new players find success" when you can win a warzone match by firing a single round at a boss.
LoA will literally go to any length to defend 343i's bullshit.


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The image is so misunderstood it hurts.
So what was the intended message of that image? I say they're doing a create job at "helping new players find success" when you can win a warzone match by firing a single round at a boss.
LoA will literally go to any length to defend 343i's bullshit.

And then sperg out because a giant robot has a sword