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SKIRMISH AT DARKSTAR
For some new looks at the new Warzone map, be sure to check out today's Gamespot article. To hold you over until next week’s live stream, here are a few more details from the multiplayer team, as well as some new screenshots.

THE MOST CONDENSED WARZONE MAP YET
  • Darkstar has more of an infantry focus than other Warzone maps. Dense structures in the center of the map provide plenty of cover and alternate paths for on-foot players, and expansive areas on the map borders provide a playground for vehicles.

NEW START
  • The match starts on a map overrun by enemies as Darkstar is initially under control of a Promethean Scout and his forces. Players are Pelican dropped facing the center of the map, the team who gets the Takedown will have the initial advantage.

NEW LEGENDARY BOSSES
  • Endurance-of-Will is a higher-ranked and significantly tougher Knight adversary.
  • A Promethean Soldier has hijacked a UNSC Mantis.

INTERACTIVE GATES
  • Outside each of Darkstar’s Home Bases is an interactive gate that players can open or close to impact the flow of the match.

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They are just determined to make finishing the requisitions impossible aren't they?


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It's cool that Endurance will be a boss, shame it will probably end up like any other Knight fight


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It's cool that Endurance will be a boss, shame it will probably end up like any other Knight fight

Well that answers your headcanon Admirals.
Pretty cool she ended up an In game knight afterall.


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They are just determined to make finishing the requisitions impossible aren't they?
I finished all RNG ones.


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It's cool that Endurance will be a boss, shame it will probably end up like any other Knight fight

Well that answers your headcanon Admirals.
Pretty cool she ended up an In game knight afterall.
Not necessarily. Warzone bosses aren't entirely canonical and are simulations.

This does mean that she didn't die on Requiem - or that the UNSC got a good scan of her somehow.


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>tfw the only warzone gamemode actually worth playing is only up for three days


 
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>tfw the only warzone gamemode actually worth playing is only up for three days

I fucking know right?

That mode is gonna leave me spoiled. It's really poor for vehicle gameplay since you instantly get lasered, but hell is it ever good for just infantry fuckfests.


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The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.


 
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The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.

At least you have a chance. It's an equal playing field since everybody has access to their gear.

Unlike regular warzone where you have no hope of contending against the enemy team who's pulled snipers and rockets out of their assholes while you still have a french fry pistol and your devastating pizza AR.



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The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.

At least you have a chance. It's an equal playing field since everybody has access to their gear.

Unlike regular warzone where you have no hope of contending against the enemy team who's pulled snipers and rockets out of their assholes while you still have a french fry pistol and your devastating pizza AR.
So you're mad that you don't have access to better stuff because you were playing worse??????? What????


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Just fucking once I'd like to play a game of arena where literally my entire team isn't hell bent on fucking me up my ass with grenades and vehicles
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https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-no-joke

ENDURANCE-OF-WILL
The result of a damaged essence salvaged by UNSC forces during the Requiem campaign in 2558, the primary combat challenge encountered in the Skirmish at Darkstar Warzone scenario is a Promethean Knight construct whose performance within the simulation is as closely monitored by the Office of Naval Intelligence as the participating Spartans themselves. The impetus behind their interest is unknown.


 
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The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.

At least you have a chance. It's an equal playing field since everybody has access to their gear.

Unlike regular warzone where you have no hope of contending against the enemy team who's pulled snipers and rockets out of their assholes while you still have a french fry pistol and your devastating pizza AR.
So you're mad that you don't have access to better stuff because you were playing worse??????? What????

Mate, I can't carry 15 teammates on my back while simultaneously fighting off 16 of the enemy team. You ever tried making the push past just a couple of req bars when your team is boxed into their spawn base or just the first measly base they took?

I'm not a half bad player. Most games I'm within the top five players on my team. But I'm not jesus. There's only so much backpacking and baby sitting I can do for my team while trying to win everything else that's happening.


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The version of Warzone with no depth, where everyone pulls sniper rifles and rocket launchers out of their buttholes with zero consequence or thought?
Yeah, definitely best mode.

At least you have a chance. It's an equal playing field since everybody has access to their gear.

Unlike regular warzone where you have no hope of contending against the enemy team who's pulled snipers and rockets out of their assholes while you still have a french fry pistol and your devastating pizza AR.
So you're mad that you don't have access to better stuff because you were playing worse??????? What????

Mate, I can't carry 15 teammates on my back while simultaneously fighting off 16 of the enemy team. You ever tried making the push past just a couple of req bars when your team is boxed into their spawn base or just the first measly base they took?

I'm not a half bad player. Most games I'm within the top five players on my team. But I'm not jesus. There's only so much backpacking and baby sitting I can do for my team while trying to win everything else that's happening.
It is seriously not hard to carry in WZ I single handedly win games most of the time.


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Mate, I can't carry 15 teammates on my back while simultaneously fighting off 16 of the enemy team. You ever tried making the push past just a couple of req bars when your team is boxed into their spawn base or just the first measly base they took?

I'm not a half bad player. Most games I'm within the top five players on my team. But I'm not jesus. There's only so much backpacking and baby sitting I can do for my team while trying to win everything else that's happening.

>Entire team has been recruited from a lobotomy rehabilitation clinic
>None of them have even unlocked any reqs
>Other team are playing at TAS levels of aiming and positioning
>A storm of hailfire from Light of Urs, The Answer, Nornfang and SPNKr Prime users rains down on anybody who sets foot outside the base, 6 people are standing on top of the Vehicle exit
>Call in your last Banshee Ultra req to try and at least make the game somewhat fun for your teammates
>No sooner do you spawn, than somebody waiting for you hits you with a fully charged Plasma Pistol
>Suddenly the previous rain of power weapons inexplicably turns into a storm of Kinetic Bolt DMR fire, all focused on you from areas of the map you have no hope of killing them at
>Die
>Score ends at 1000 to 130
>tfw you just played an average Warzone game


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Mate, I can't carry 15 teammates on my back while simultaneously fighting off 16 of the enemy team. You ever tried making the push past just a couple of req bars when your team is boxed into their spawn base or just the first measly base they took?

I'm not a half bad player. Most games I'm within the top five players on my team. But I'm not jesus. There's only so much backpacking and baby sitting I can do for my team while trying to win everything else that's happening.

>Entire team has been recruited from a lobotomy rehabilitation clinic
>None of them have even unlocked any reqs
>Other team are playing at TAS levels of aiming and positioning
>A storm of hailfire from Light of Urs, The Answer, Nornfang and SPNKr Prime users rains down on anybody who sets foot outside the base, 6 people are standing on top of the Vehicle exit
>Call in your last Banshee Ultra req to try and at least make the game somewhat fun for your teammates
>No sooner do you spawn, than somebody waiting for you hits you with a fully charged Plasma Pistol
>Suddenly the previous rain of power weapons inexplicably turns into a storm of Kinetic Bolt DMR fire, all focused on you from areas of the map you have no hope of killing them at
>Die
>Score ends at 1000 to 130
>tfw you just played an average Warzone game

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I am starting to think I need to make a how to warzone video with how your guys games have been going...


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I average around 35 kills per game and have maybe bought a total of 15 REQs in the 260 games I've played of WZ.


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I am starting to think I need to make a how to warzone video with how your guys games have been going...
Step 1: Get matched with/against people who are actually at a realistic level?


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I am starting to think I need to make a how to warzone video with how your guys games have been going...
Step 1: Get matched with/against people who are actually at a realistic level?
Only time matching matters is that you are going solo into a lobby full of people. But that has always been a constant in Halo


 
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I am starting to think I need to make a how to warzone video with how your guys games have been going...
Step 1: Get matched with/against people who are actually at a realistic level?
Only time matching matters is that you are going solo into a lobby full of people. But that has always been a constant in Halo

With those lobotomite teammates me and Zonda get we may as well be playing solo against a full lobby.


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>playing borezone

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With those lobotomite teammates me and Zonda get we may as well be playing solo against a full lobby.
Maybe they code in NPC's acting as real people to artificially inflate the population, but they use AI akin to friendly Marines from the Bungie Halo days.

The eye is watching


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With those lobotomite teammates me and Zonda get we may as well be playing solo against a full lobby.
Maybe they code in NPC's acting as real people to artificially inflate the population, but they use AI akin to friendly Marines from the Bungie Halo days.

The eye is watching

That's literally insulting the intelligence of the AI.

No AI could stoop to the levels of retardation that teammates can.


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With those lobotomite teammates me and Zonda get we may as well be playing solo against a full lobby.
Maybe they code in NPC's acting as real people to artificially inflate the population, but they use AI akin to friendly Marines from the Bungie Halo days.

The eye is watching

That's literally insulting the intelligence of the AI.

No AI could stoop to the levels of retardation that teammates can.

"Oh look it's one guy with a Boltshot coming to fight all 3 of us. We could jump him but instead lets all run away past the only competent one of our teammates while he's in the middle of a magnum duel so he can get shot in the back of the head, thus giving the enemy team free access to the oversheild while we sit in Plaza with our thumbs up our asses."

"Or we could just throw grenades at that same teammate"



"Oh look the enemy flag is down right next to the capture plate, and the blues are about to rush the base and it's next score to win....give me a second to run to the other side of the fucking map to pick up a fucking storm rifle. As a matter a fact I think i'll take a swim in the fucking death pit on my way back"

"Power weapons in 10 seconds guys, we all have to rush DMR"
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With those lobotomite teammates me and Zonda get we may as well be playing solo against a full lobby.
Maybe they code in NPC's acting as real people to artificially inflate the population, but they use AI akin to friendly Marines from the Bungie Halo days.

The eye is watching

That's literally insulting the intelligence of the AI.

No AI could stoop to the levels of retardation that teammates can.

"Oh look it's one guy with a Boltshot coming to fight all 3 of us. We could jump him but instead lets all run away past the only competent one of our teammates while he's in the middle of a magnum duel so he can get shot in the back of the head, thus giving the enemy team free access to the oversheild while we sit in Plaza with our thumbs up our asses."

"Or we could just throw grenades at that same teammate"



"Oh look the enemy flag is down right next to the capture plate, and the blues are about to rush the base and it's next score to win....give me a second to run to the other side of the fucking map to pick up a fucking storm rifle. As a matter a fact I think i'll take a swim in the fucking death pit on my way back"

"Power weapons in 10 seconds guys, we all have to rush DMR"

You know those rapist marines inside bases on Warzone.

I've seen them do a mop up operation on three enemy players trying to take over the base and come out on top. Had those five marines been replaced with teammates in the match the base would've been lost.