Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

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I hope 343's new sense of bad humor doesn't start leaking into the actual story.
Did you not see the Sangheili love poem to Palmer?

Say what?

Show me this fuckery. I demand it.
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Simple: One is a campaign mission and the other is a lame commercial featuring a weapon skin that you dont even have to use if you don't like it. Sure 343 have been doubling down on the dumb ads lately but thats not the whole game.

We get it already it's lame. What do you want us to do about it?
 If it bothers you this much go complain to 343 on reddit or waypoint. Tell 343 you don't like their ad campaign. Ill even back you up on it if you do.


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I love you, son.
How do you go from this...


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Simple: One is a campaign mission and the other is a lame commercial featuring a weapon skin that you dont even have to use if you don't like it. Sure 343 have been doubling down on the dumb ads lately but thats not the whole game.

We get it already it's lame. What do you want us to do about it?
 If it bothers you this much go complain to 343 on reddit or waypoint. Tell 343 you don't like their ad campaign. Ill even back you up on it if you do.
It's not so much what it is, it's what it represents with regards to 343i's attitude to Halo.


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How do you go from this...


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Simple: One is a campaign mission and the other is a lame commercial featuring a weapon skin that you dont even have to use if you don't like it. Sure 343 have been doubling down on the dumb ads lately but thats not the whole game.

We get it already it's lame. What do you want us to do about it?
 If it bothers you this much go complain to 343 on reddit or waypoint. Tell 343 you don't like their ad campaign. Ill even back you up on it if you do.
It's not so much what it is, it's what it represents with regards to 343i's attitude to Halo.

It's not like they don't actualy take Halo seriously. We saw that they clearly do from the vast majority of the Halo 5 ad campaign (even though it ended up completely misrepresenting the story)
The way I see it, they just wanted to do something different for the minor post launch ads instead of the same tired ones that every game ever does, and the result was just not good.


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Also a friendly reminder that we are the only people sperging out over this


 
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I hope 343's new sense of bad humor doesn't start leaking into the actual story.
Did you not see the Sangheili love poem to Palmer?

Say what?

Show me this fuckery. I demand it.
It's one of the intel logs on Alliance.
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"Erase previous recording, begin new recording. I saw you standing at your ship, with armored hand on armored hip. Both my hearts began to pound, so lovely was what I found. I love your brightly shining armor, human named Commander Palmer. I wish that we- What are you doing here, Grunt? What are you laughing at? I will tear off your arms!"

DEEP LORE.

The buildup was funnier than the punchline.


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uhhh...

- korrie
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Stop crying. Its just a weapon skin.


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I love you, son.
How do you go from this...


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Stop crying. Its just a weapon skin.
It's not what it is. It's what it represents.


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uhhh...

- korrie
How do you go from this...


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Stop crying. Its just a weapon skin.
It's not what it is. It's what it represents.
What, pepperoni pizza?


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I hope 343's new sense of bad humor doesn't start leaking into the actual story.
Did you not see the Sangheili love poem to Palmer?

Say what?

Show me this fuckery. I demand it.
It's one of the intel logs on Alliance.
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"Erase previous recording, begin new recording. I saw you standing at your ship, with armored hand on armored hip. Both my hearts began to pound, so lovely was what I found. I love your brightly shining armor, human named Commander Palmer. I wish that we- What are you doing here, Grunt? What are you laughing at? I will tear off your arms!"

DEEP LORE.

It's an Easter egg for fucks sake. A joke


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I love you, son.
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Stop crying. Its just a weapon skin.
It's not what it is. It's what it represents.
What, pepperoni pizza?
Talking about the trailer and the update as a whole, not just the pizza.


 
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How do you go from this...


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Stop crying. Its just a weapon skin.
It's not what it is. It's what it represents.
What, pepperoni pizza?

An autismo community that's just a husk of what it used to be.

Oh but hey, look over there!

PIZZA!!!


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uhhh...

- korrie
How do you go from this...


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Stop crying. Its just a weapon skin.
It's not what it is. It's what it represents.
What, pepperoni pizza?

An autismo community that's just a husk of what it used to be.

Oh but hey, look over there!

PIZZA!!!
Its a stupid update, yes, but its kinda silly to complain about as well. Sep7 is the only place complaining about these silly things.


 
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How do you go from this...


To this?

Stop crying. Its just a weapon skin.
It's not what it is. It's what it represents.
What, pepperoni pizza?

An autismo community that's just a husk of what it used to be.

Oh but hey, look over there!

PIZZA!!!
Its a stupid update, yes, but its kinda silly to complain about as well. Sep7 is the only place complaining about these silly things.

That's probably because what's left of the community is taking their assfucking joyfully rather than screaming for help because they're already dead inside.

"stupid update" and " kinda silly to complain" don't go well together. To break it down in short without going off on a rant, 343 put out an unfinished game plain and simple. And rather than sticking to their promise about putting out free maps, they took the "in the small writing" route and instead of actually giving us new maps they gave us the same maps with different lighting and called it a day.

I don't care about the weapons skins. Cosmetics are cosmetics. But like the other fellow said. It's what it stands for.



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meanwhile Halo Follower's articles get more and more meme tier

http://follower.gg/vale-vs-miranda/


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Shadow of Intent is amazing, should have hired Lord Staten to write the story 343i. Really makes me yearn for a Covenant-only campaign.


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Shadow of Intent is amazing, should have hired Lord Staten to write the story 343i. Really makes me yearn for a Covenant-only campaign.

The war for Sanghelios should have been it's own game. I really don't see why we needed Locke or the Sangelios arc in Halo 5 other than padding.


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Shadow of Intent is amazing, should have hired Lord Staten to write the story 343i. Really makes me yearn for a Covenant-only campaign.

The war for Sanghelios should have been it's own game. I really don't see why we needed Locke or the Sangelios arc in Halo 5 other than padding.
And really it was only two unique environments, a bunch of crumbling temple structures, and Sunaion; which didn't seem like much of a city teeming with life. Still, it all looked very pretty, but compared to the beauty of Delta Halo's ruins, less life-like. Hard to describe.


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Shadow of Intent is amazing, should have hired Lord Staten to write the story 343i. Really makes me yearn for a Covenant-only campaign.

The war for Sanghelios should have been it's own game. I really don't see why we needed Locke or the Sangelios arc in Halo 5 other than padding.
And really it was only two unique environments, a bunch of crumbling temple structures, and Sunaion; which didn't seem like much of a city teeming with life. Still, it all looked very pretty, but compared to the beauty of Delta Halo's ruins, less life-like. Hard to describe.
Best part of the game tbh


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Shadow of Intent is amazing, should have hired Lord Staten to write the story 343i. Really makes me yearn for a Covenant-only campaign.

The war for Sanghelios should have been it's own game. I really don't see why we needed Locke or the Sangelios arc in Halo 5 other than padding.
And really it was only two unique environments, a bunch of crumbling temple structures, and Sunaion; which didn't seem like much of a city teeming with life. Still, it all looked very pretty, but compared to the beauty of Delta Halo's ruins, less life-like. Hard to describe.
Best part of the game tbh
Agree, the most alien-looking for sure. Could have used some civilians running around the chaos on Sunaion though.


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You guys are ridiculous. Yes, the pizza shit is stupid. But a forge playlist and new gametype are confirmed to come out by the end of February, and I'm sure we'll learn more tonight.


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You guys are ridiculous. Yes, the pizza shit is stupid. But a forge playlist and new gametype are confirmed to come out by the end of February, and I'm sure we'll learn more tonight.

Which should've been released with the game


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You guys are ridiculous. Yes, the pizza shit is stupid. But a forge playlist and new gametype are confirmed to come out by the end of February, and I'm sure we'll learn more tonight.

Which should've been released with the game
Oh I totally agree, but at this point complaining is pointless. We know what's coming.


 
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You guys are ridiculous. Yes, the pizza shit is stupid. But a forge playlist and new gametype are confirmed to come out by the end of February, and I'm sure we'll learn more tonight.

Which should've been released with the game
Oh I totally agree, but at this point complaining is pointless. We know what's coming.

A billion light render "new" maps with sprinkles of bland forge maps that look like pre rendered setups with little to no textures?

A thousand more ARs and AR skins to wade through preventing me from actually unlocking anything I'd like or actually use in warzone?

More super cool weapons and vehicles to use in warzone only to spawn in front of a tank or get sniped and instantly lose them because weapons have wills of their own, like the One Ring, abandoning me in seconds because I'm not their one true master?

Missing gametypes added months after the community died?





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That's probably because what's left of the community is taking their assfucking joyfully rather than screaming for help because they're already dead inside.



 
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