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Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)
No...Spartan got himself banned but Mongycunt Bias said that me still being on Archive™ was the reason why he wouldn't be unbanned...


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uhhh...

- korrie
That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.
Stop


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That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.
Stop
They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.


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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)


How'd he manage that?


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OffTopic has turned cancerous in my eyes and The Flood here honestly doesn't look much better.
But you came to get the Dream Team™ back together.  Understandable.


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Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

How'd he manage that?




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OffTopic has turned cancerous in my eyes and The Flood here honestly doesn't look much better.
But you came to get the Dream Team™ back together.  Understandable.
Oh thank god. I haven't seen anyone from the Dream Team™ until now.

WE CAN REBUILD. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.


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That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.
Stop
They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.
Stop.


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That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.
Stop
They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.
Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.


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Just found out you can't play custom games without xbox live :( 
Probably means you need live for forge too.


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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.
Stop
They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.
Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.
Who the hell makes Sangheili dildos?


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That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.
Stop
They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.
Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.
😐


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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
Just found out you can't play custom games without xbox live :( 
Probably means you need live for forge too.
They confirmed Forge wouldn't need live.


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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
Turns out the Cortana letters are more relevant than ever.


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Turns out the Cortana letters are more relevant than ever.

I have walked the edge of the Abyss.
I have governed the unwilling.
I have witnessed countless empires break before me.
I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.
[I was there with the Angel at the tomb]
I have seen your future.
And I have learned.

There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.

I HAVE WON.

Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends.


Oh shit. It takes place after Halo 5

What did you think of the story BTW
Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 04:39:30 PM by Allah Gold


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That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.
Stop
They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.
Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.
Who the hell makes Sangheili dildos?
Apparently the original design derived from a Bungie staff member. The overall appearance of the elite cock is universal at this point. This one was from BD I believe.


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Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)


How'd he manage that?
Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:
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So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.
Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 06:44:14 PM by Fedorekd™


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Essentially, Halo Archive™ was brought to its knees over memes and rare pepes.

EDIT: Something that I find beautiful about all this is how it happened on 9/11.
Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 06:43:26 PM by Fedorekd™


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archive banter


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Quality archive bants here


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Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)


How'd he manage that?
Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:
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So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.

um fucking wow
This is snickerdoodle levels of Badmins
Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 07:56:18 PM by Allah Gold


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
I'm not sure if I had an account on Archive, but with this level of silliness I'm sad I didn't stay. I would have gladly memed in defiance with all of you brave folk. God bless.


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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
Turns out the Cortana letters are more relevant than ever.

I have walked the edge of the Abyss.
I have governed the unwilling.
I have witnessed countless empires break before me.
I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.
[I was there with the Angel at the tomb]
I have seen your future.
And I have learned.

There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.

I HAVE WON.

Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends.


Oh shit. It takes place after Halo 5

What did you think of the story BTW
It's eh. Certainly not the worst (Halo 3, Reach), but not the best (Halo 4, Halo 2).

Most of the issues with it are produced from the plot not having a concrete resolution (so nothing really felt accomplished), and it not feeling connected to Halo 4. The Didact had no connection, the Absolute Record had no connection, the Librarian had no connection. In fact, there wasn't much lore explored in Halo 5. It was a character driven story with mediocre character interactions.

Halo CE dealt with Halo
Halo 2 dealt with the dynamics of the Covenant
Halo 3 dealt with the Ark (and the Forerunners if you count the terminals)
Halo 4 dealt with the Prometheans and the Composer primarily (a whole bunch of other pre-established stuff if you count the Terminals and small parts of the campaign)
Halo 5 dealt with ??? (Guardians?)

I'm inclined to say the Domain, but that wasn't explored at all other than being a Forerunner information network. Some really cool stuff could have been done there. I guess it would be the Guardians but that wasn't executed very well IMO. It never felt like the primary motivation of the game. The motivation of the game was saving Blue Team.
Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 09:45:38 PM by Mr. Admirals


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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)


How'd he manage that?
Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:
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So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.
Please finish the video. That was incredible and had me laughing my ass off.

At the same time, all that meme-posting and banter on the Archive gave me cancer.


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I love you, son.
Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)


How'd he manage that?
Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:
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Spoiler

So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.
Please finish the video. That was incredible and had me laughing my ass off.

At the same time, all that meme-posting and banter on the Archive gave me cancer.
Unfortunately that will never happen. This happened back in May IIRC, and the posts I need were all deleted thanks to the Halo Archive's Hugbox Censorship policy. Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.


 
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Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection


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Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection
This is one of the posts MB made. There was another where he flat out said that posts would be deleted.


And he only means posts that he disagrees with or that use decent sources which back up the posts he disagrees with.


 
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Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection
This is one of the posts MB made. There was another where he flat out said that posts would be deleted.


And he only means posts that he disagrees with or that use decent sources which back up the posts he disagrees with.

I still remember the time he tried to argue politics on serious only to get rekt by the regulars there. He kinda never showed up again on the site after that.


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Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection
This is one of the posts MB made. There was another where he flat out said that posts would be deleted.


And he only means posts that he disagrees with or that use decent sources which back up the posts he disagrees with.

I still remember the time he tried to argue politics on serious only to get rekt by the regulars there. He kinda never showed up again on the site after that.

Well he once said that serious is cancer because people have non left opinions
Last Edit: November 26, 2015, 05:17:46 AM by Bacon