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Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

No...Spartan got himself banned but Mongycunt Bias said that me still being on Archive™ was the reason why he wouldn't be unbanned...

That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.

Stop

That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.

Stop

They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.

Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

How'd he manage that?

OffTopic has turned cancerous in my eyes and The Flood here honestly doesn't look much better.

But you came to get the Dream Team™ back together.  Understandable.

Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

How'd he manage that?

OffTopic has turned cancerous in my eyes and The Flood here honestly doesn't look much better.

But you came to get the Dream Team™ back together.  Understandable.

Oh thank god. I haven't seen anyone from the Dream Team™ until now.

WE CAN REBUILD. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.

Stop

They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.

Stop.

That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.

Stop

They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.

Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.

Just found out you can't play custom games without xbox live  
Probably means you need live for forge too.

That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.

Stop

They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.

Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.

Who the hell makes Sangheili dildos?

That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.

Stop

They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.

Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.

😐

Just found out you can't play custom games without xbox live  
Probably means you need live for forge too.

They confirmed Forge wouldn't need live.

Turns out the Cortana letters are more relevant than ever.

Turns out the Cortana letters are more relevant than ever.

I have walked the edge of the Abyss.
I have governed the unwilling.
I have witnessed countless empires break before me.
I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.
[I was there with the Angel at the tomb]
I have seen your future.
And I have learned.

There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.

I HAVE WON.

Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends.

Oh shit. It takes place after Halo 5

What did you think of the story BTW

That feel when your Spartan can be 3D printed, but not a naked model of Thel from H2A.

This is so unfair.

Stop

They already implemented Sangheili on human fanfiction material.

Stop.

MFW someone found my address and mailed an elite dildo anyways.

Who the hell makes Sangheili dildos?

Apparently the original design derived from a Bungie staff member. The overall appearance of the elite cock is universal at this point. This one was from BD I believe.

Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

How'd he manage that?

Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:

YouTube

Spoiler

Basically, the Warrior Servant board was a shitposting heaven before certain members started complaining about the memes. These were newer members. The moderation instantly supported them but a vote was still held for the next Warrior Servant councilor. I was winning at first, then Another Locust declared himself a Warrior Servant so he could vote against me as he had a major crush on Emi-Didact. Eventually, Emi-Didact won thanks to Locust's abuse and he told Emi to start censoring/deleting meme posts in the private board. We didn't like this, so we voiced our complaints. Eventually, the same members started complaining about memes in the chat thread, and after some explosiveness memes were banned from the chat thread. The memers and I complained about this and some of the other bullshit the Archive moderation has been up to and ended up being banned.
Shdooby went into a Skype chat with the administration to talk about this and basically they treated him like shit, and acted like complete cunts but we DID get our bans moved to temporary ones. Once we were unbanned things kinda calmed down but there was still tension. People weren't allowed to talk about what had happened under threat of punishment. All the shitposters were moved to the Lifeworkers and memes were still banned from the Chat Thread. Can't remember the details between, but I went on holiday in August and while I was away some crazy shit happened that resulted in the rest of the memers getting banned, except Baconshelf and myself.
When I got back, things were calm until September, when one day I asked if the memers would ever be unbanned. Grizzlei, the living embodiment of the bad part of modern feminism, responded saying that we weren't allowed to mention what happened. I jokingly offered her some "rare pepes" in exchange for their unbanning. She, being the shill she is, immediately thought I was talking about dick pics and threw a shitfit:


Things escalated and Mendicant Bias came in:

So I made my final meme post: The opening of the Meme Vault, a spoiler tag filled with a hundred rare pepes.
Note that Mendicant Bias said he'd ban me faster than "Palmer popping Halsey".
It took him half an hour to permaban me, and when he finally did it I could still post.

So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.

Essentially, Halo Archive™ was brought to its knees over memes and rare pepes.

EDIT: Something that I find beautiful about all this is how it happened on 9/11.

archive banter

Quality archive bants here

Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

How'd he manage that?

Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:

YouTube

Spoiler

Basically, the Warrior Servant board was a shitposting heaven before certain members started complaining about the memes. These were newer members. The moderation instantly supported them but a vote was still held for the next Warrior Servant councilor. I was winning at first, then Another Locust declared himself a Warrior Servant so he could vote against me as he had a major crush on Emi-Didact. Eventually, Emi-Didact won thanks to Locust's abuse and he told Emi to start censoring/deleting meme posts in the private board. We didn't like this, so we voiced our complaints. Eventually, the same members started complaining about memes in the chat thread, and after some explosiveness memes were banned from the chat thread. The memers and I complained about this and some of the other bullshit the Archive moderation has been up to and ended up being banned.
Shdooby went into a Skype chat with the administration to talk about this and basically they treated him like shit, and acted like complete cunts but we DID get our bans moved to temporary ones. Once we were unbanned things kinda calmed down but there was still tension. People weren't allowed to talk about what had happened under threat of punishment. All the shitposters were moved to the Lifeworkers and memes were still banned from the Chat Thread. Can't remember the details between, but I went on holiday in August and while I was away some crazy shit happened that resulted in the rest of the memers getting banned, except Baconshelf and myself.
When I got back, things were calm until September, when one day I asked if the memers would ever be unbanned. Grizzlei, the living embodiment of the bad part of modern feminism, responded saying that we weren't allowed to mention what happened. I jokingly offered her some "rare pepes" in exchange for their unbanning. She, being the shill she is, immediately thought I was talking about dick pics and threw a shitfit:


Things escalated and Mendicant Bias came in:

So I made my final meme post: The opening of the Meme Vault, a spoiler tag filled with a hundred rare pepes.
Note that Mendicant Bias said he'd ban me faster than "Palmer popping Halsey".
It took him half an hour to permaban me, and when he finally did it I could still post.

So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.

um fucking wow
This is snickerdoodle levels of Badmins

YouTube

LOL

I'm not sure if I had an account on Archive, but with this level of silliness I'm sad I didn't stay. I would have gladly memed in defiance with all of you brave folk. God bless.

Turns out the Cortana letters are more relevant than ever.

I have walked the edge of the Abyss.
I have governed the unwilling.
I have witnessed countless empires break before me.
I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.
[I was there with the Angel at the tomb]
I have seen your future.
And I have learned.

There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.

I HAVE WON.

Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends.

Oh shit. It takes place after Halo 5

What did you think of the story BTW

It's eh. Certainly not the worst (Halo 3, Reach), but not the best (Halo 4, Halo 2).

Most of the issues with it are produced from the plot not having a concrete resolution (so nothing really felt accomplished), and it not feeling connected to Halo 4. The Didact had no connection, the Absolute Record had no connection, the Librarian had no connection. In fact, there wasn't much lore explored in Halo 5. It was a character driven story with mediocre character interactions.

Halo CE dealt with Halo
Halo 2 dealt with the dynamics of the Covenant
Halo 3 dealt with the Ark (and the Forerunners if you count the terminals)
Halo 4 dealt with the Prometheans and the Composer primarily (a whole bunch of other pre-established stuff if you count the Terminals and small parts of the campaign)
Halo 5 dealt with (Guardians?)

I'm inclined to say the Domain, but that wasn't explored at all other than being a Forerunner information network. Some really cool stuff could have been done there. I guess it would be the Guardians but that wasn't executed very well IMO. It never felt like the primary motivation of the game. The motivation of the game was saving Blue Team.

Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

How'd he manage that?

Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:

YouTube

Spoiler

Basically, the Warrior Servant board was a shitposting heaven before certain members started complaining about the memes. These were newer members. The moderation instantly supported them but a vote was still held for the next Warrior Servant councilor. I was winning at first, then Another Locust declared himself a Warrior Servant so he could vote against me as he had a major crush on Emi-Didact. Eventually, Emi-Didact won thanks to Locust's abuse and he told Emi to start censoring/deleting meme posts in the private board. We didn't like this, so we voiced our complaints. Eventually, the same members started complaining about memes in the chat thread, and after some explosiveness memes were banned from the chat thread. The memers and I complained about this and some of the other bullshit the Archive moderation has been up to and ended up being banned.
Shdooby went into a Skype chat with the administration to talk about this and basically they treated him like shit, and acted like complete cunts but we DID get our bans moved to temporary ones. Once we were unbanned things kinda calmed down but there was still tension. People weren't allowed to talk about what had happened under threat of punishment. All the shitposters were moved to the Lifeworkers and memes were still banned from the Chat Thread. Can't remember the details between, but I went on holiday in August and while I was away some crazy shit happened that resulted in the rest of the memers getting banned, except Baconshelf and myself.
When I got back, things were calm until September, when one day I asked if the memers would ever be unbanned. Grizzlei, the living embodiment of the bad part of modern feminism, responded saying that we weren't allowed to mention what happened. I jokingly offered her some "rare pepes" in exchange for their unbanning. She, being the shill she is, immediately thought I was talking about dick pics and threw a shitfit:


Things escalated and Mendicant Bias came in:

So I made my final meme post: The opening of the Meme Vault, a spoiler tag filled with a hundred rare pepes.
Note that Mendicant Bias said he'd ban me faster than "Palmer popping Halsey".
It took him half an hour to permaban me, and when he finally did it I could still post.

So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.

Please finish the video. That was incredible and had me laughing my ass off.

At the same time, all that meme-posting and banter on the Archive gave me cancer.

Reminder that Rampancy got Spartan permabanned from the Halo Archive (TM)

How'd he manage that?

Okay, it's a long story.

Intro video:

YouTube

Spoiler

Basically, the Warrior Servant board was a shitposting heaven before certain members started complaining about the memes. These were newer members. The moderation instantly supported them but a vote was still held for the next Warrior Servant councilor. I was winning at first, then Another Locust declared himself a Warrior Servant so he could vote against me as he had a major crush on Emi-Didact. Eventually, Emi-Didact won thanks to Locust's abuse and he told Emi to start censoring/deleting meme posts in the private board. We didn't like this, so we voiced our complaints. Eventually, the same members started complaining about memes in the chat thread, and after some explosiveness memes were banned from the chat thread. The memers and I complained about this and some of the other bullshit the Archive moderation has been up to and ended up being banned.
Shdooby went into a Skype chat with the administration to talk about this and basically they treated him like shit, and acted like complete cunts but we DID get our bans moved to temporary ones. Once we were unbanned things kinda calmed down but there was still tension. People weren't allowed to talk about what had happened under threat of punishment. All the shitposters were moved to the Lifeworkers and memes were still banned from the Chat Thread. Can't remember the details between, but I went on holiday in August and while I was away some crazy shit happened that resulted in the rest of the memers getting banned, except Baconshelf and myself.
When I got back, things were calm until September, when one day I asked if the memers would ever be unbanned. Grizzlei, the living embodiment of the bad part of modern feminism, responded saying that we weren't allowed to mention what happened. I jokingly offered her some "rare pepes" in exchange for their unbanning. She, being the shill she is, immediately thought I was talking about dick pics and threw a shitfit:


Things escalated and Mendicant Bias came in:

So I made my final meme post: The opening of the Meme Vault, a spoiler tag filled with a hundred rare pepes.
Note that Mendicant Bias said he'd ban me faster than "Palmer popping Halsey".
It took him half an hour to permaban me, and when he finally did it I could still post.

So yeah, I haven't explained it in much detail but that's how we all got banned. Now we're all over here and on The Omega Point.

Please finish the video. That was incredible and had me laughing my ass off.

At the same time, all that meme-posting and banter on the Archive gave me cancer.

Unfortunately that will never happen. This happened back in May IIRC, and the posts I need were all deleted thanks to the Halo Archive's Hugbox Censorship policy. Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection

Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection

This is one of the posts MB made. There was another where he flat out said that posts would be deleted.


And he only means posts that he disagrees with or that use decent sources which back up the posts he disagrees with.

Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection

This is one of the posts MB made. There was another where he flat out said that posts would be deleted.


And he only means posts that he disagrees with or that use decent sources which back up the posts he disagrees with.

I still remember the time he tried to argue politics on serious only to get rekt by the regulars there. He kinda never showed up again on the site after that.

Hell, they've even started deleting posts in the politics thread that they disagree with.

What in the name of Viens dildo collection

This is one of the posts MB made. There was another where he flat out said that posts would be deleted.


And he only means posts that he disagrees with or that use decent sources which back up the posts he disagrees with.

I still remember the time he tried to argue politics on serious only to get rekt by the regulars there. He kinda never showed up again on the site after that.

Well he once said that serious is cancer because people have non left opinions