>Nintendo: 'we won't release an F-Zero title without a new feature'

Zonda · June 16, 2016, 03:40:16 AM

>Also Nintendo: *takes 30 years to add a dedicated jump button to a Zelda game*

Deleted · June 16, 2016, 12:34:24 PM

Watch when they finally do make a new one and the new feature is something gimmicky as hellfuck

🍁 Aria 🔮 · June 16, 2016, 12:37:38 PM

Quote from: BT-7274 on June 16, 2016, 12:34:24 PM

Watch when they finally do make a new one and the new feature is something gimmicky as hellfuck

VR gimmick

Moving your head turns the vehicle

50,000 cases of whiplash Day 1

aMetroid · June 16, 2016, 12:59:18 PM

Same for Metroid

Deleted · June 16, 2016, 02:05:03 PM

Quote from: aMetroid on June 16, 2016, 12:59:18 PM

Same for Metroid

Nah man. Metroid and Paper Mario are getting it even worse. Its like in Dark Souls the difference between just dying and going hollow.

Zonda · June 18, 2016, 03:30:43 AM

COMING SOON: F-ZERO: DOUBLE DASH WITH THE KOOPALINGS AND 300,000 FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTERS

*only compatible with our kinect ripoff*

Mattie G Indahouse · June 18, 2016, 04:41:33 AM

Is that true?

Deleted · June 18, 2016, 08:40:22 AM

Quote from: Zonda on June 18, 2016, 03:30:43 AM

COMING SOON: F-ZERO: DOUBLE DASH WITH THE KOOPALINGS AND 300,000 FIRE EMBLEM CHARACTERS

*only compatible with our kinect ripoff*

Pre-Order now for the Boku no Pico DLC we shoehorned in and forgot to balance based on poll results we ignored. Enjoy your free wins.

DAS B00T x2 · June 18, 2016, 11:36:59 AM

>implying Zelda ever needed a jump button

big sponge · June 18, 2016, 06:39:12 PM

Meanwhile they continue to release pokemon games.

Verbatim · June 18, 2016, 06:50:50 PM

Quote from: LC on June 18, 2016, 06:39:12 PM

Meanwhile they continue to release pokemon games.

because they already know people are gonna buy it

a new f-zero game without some kind of stupid gimmick would be a bigger risk than the gimmick itself, because nobody honestly gives a fuck about f-zero

its popularity rides on the coattails of captain falmeme and nothing else

Verbatim · June 18, 2016, 06:55:20 PM

my point being, if you're trying to imply some degree of hypocrisy on nintendo's part, it's not hypocritical from a business standpoint, and nintendo should not be expected to operate under any other standpoint

big sponge · June 18, 2016, 08:20:50 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 18, 2016, 06:50:50 PM

Quote from: LC on June 18, 2016, 06:39:12 PM
Meanwhile they continue to release pokemon games.
because they already know people are gonna buy it

a new f-zero game without some kind of stupid gimmick would be a bigger risk than the gimmick itself, because nobody honestly gives a fuck about f-zero

its popularity rides on the coattails of captain falmeme and nothing else

I'd argue that inserting a stupid gimmick that nobody wanted or even asked for is just as big of a risk, maybe even more of one since they're messing with a formula that doesn't need to be changed. Just updated and given a bit of a facelift.

Not going to contest you on a lot of F-Zeros popularity these days being because of Captain Falcon memes cause it's true.

Zonda · June 18, 2016, 11:28:17 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 18, 2016, 06:55:20 PM

my point being, if you're trying to imply some degree of hypocrisy on nintendo's part, it's not hypocritical from a business standpoint, and nintendo should not be expected to operate under any other standpoint

I'm not saying it's hypocritical from a business standpoint, I'm saying their specific approach to making Games is stupid because they're leaving some potential underutilized. It isn't exclusive to the F-Zero franchise either.

Verbatim · June 19, 2016, 12:06:49 AM

Quote from: Zonda on June 18, 2016, 11:28:17 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 18, 2016, 06:55:20 PM
my point being, if you're trying to imply some degree of hypocrisy on nintendo's part, it's not hypocritical from a business standpoint, and nintendo should not be expected to operate under any other standpoint
I'm not saying it's hypocritical from a business standpoint, I'm saying their specific approach to making Games is stupid because they're leaving some potential underutilized. It isn't exclusive to the F-Zero franchise either.

that post was more of an addendum to my reply to LC

Zonda · June 19, 2016, 12:58:51 AM

Quote from: 卐RIGHT WING DAS SQUAD卐 on June 18, 2016, 11:36:59 AM

>implying Zelda ever needed a jump button

Jump attempts for me were always 50% successful, 25% falling and grabbing the ledge to repeat the jump and 25% falls to doom/an inconvenient drop. It was about as smooth a system as Wii motion controls.

Quote from: Verbatim on June 19, 2016, 12:06:49 AM

that post was more of an addendum to my reply to LC

gotcha

Deleted · June 19, 2016, 01:21:42 AM

Quote from: Zonda on June 19, 2016, 12:58:51 AM

It was about as smooth a system as Wii motion controls.

I must be the one person on earth who didn't have problems with the Wii Controls.

Zonda · June 19, 2016, 05:00:59 AM

Quote from: BT-7274 on June 19, 2016, 01:21:42 AM

I must be the one person on earth who didn't have problems with the Wii Controls.

Potentially. I found misinputs to be a common occurrence in MK/Twilight Princess.

Verbatim · June 19, 2016, 05:04:02 AM

I've never had an issue with motion controls. Skyward Sword's in particular were immaculate.

Zonda · June 19, 2016, 05:07:18 AM

I'll double check to see if mine is one of those shitty knock offs like my Wii-U pro controllers ended up being (rip C-sticks)

DAS B00T x2 · June 19, 2016, 05:58:26 AM

Maybe you just need to git gud

Zonda · June 19, 2016, 06:43:18 AM

Quote from: 卐RIGHT WING DAS SQUAD卐 on June 19, 2016, 05:58:26 AM

Maybe you just need to git gud

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