Literally everyone online in Smash Bros is some starbucks-drinking autistic fucktard legal citizen from either the us or canada with high-speed internet using either the whore I mean Zero Suit Samus or Captain Fagcon and not abusing the lag. How the fuck am I supposed to play this shit?

Obama needs to nuke that shit race before we are all playing Black Ops 2  IRL Edition

Git gud, spick

fuck off gringo

You a bit bad?

Quote from: TBlocks on May 07, 2015, 10:05:08 PM

You a bit bad?

Well, I two-stocked him every match we played.

ahh the truth comes out!

You a bit bad?

no this is a parody thread
and yeah >.>

Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on May 07, 2015, 09:30:05 PM

is some starbucks-drinking autistic fucktard

so they are white girls?

Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on May 07, 2015, 09:30:05 PM

legal citizen

at least they aren't illegal immigrants amirite?

rocket pls