FIFA 16 has women's football

Sprungli · May 28, 2015, 04:58:59 PM

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32915815

*masculine rage intensifies*

Just joking, they're 22 years late on this one. I don't care if the players have tits or balls (badum dsst) if they are footballers then they should be in a game meant to be everything football is.

Plus, women have played a vital role in football's history (such as that historic game in Crouch end)

Verbatim · May 28, 2015, 05:00:19 PM

Girl of Mystery · May 28, 2015, 05:01:41 PM

Innovation

gats · May 28, 2015, 05:20:02 PM

that's cracking mate, definitely worth my 40 quid

Mattie G Indahouse · May 28, 2015, 05:23:09 PM

Now that's justifying the $60 price tag.

Kiwicake · May 28, 2015, 05:28:20 PM

First they arrest a bunch of corrupt FIFA dude and now they're adding girls to the video games?

things are looking for up football

Luciana · May 28, 2015, 05:32:47 PM

I support that. Seems to be one of the first sports games to do it, and now I can play as the US national team and actually feel important.

Sprungli · May 28, 2015, 06:23:39 PM

Quote from: Luciana on May 28, 2015, 05:32:47 PM

I support that. Seems to be one of the first sports games to do it, and now I can play as the US national team and actually feel important.

And for once I can play as England and beat a decent team without thinking how horribly unrealistic that is

Jocephalopod · May 28, 2015, 07:29:23 PM

But women can't play sports.....

Jono · May 28, 2015, 08:37:05 PM

Can't wait until Madden: Lingerie Football comes out

Girl of Mystery · May 28, 2015, 08:38:35 PM

Football is a women's sport anyway

Sprungli · May 28, 2015, 09:51:13 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 28, 2015, 08:38:35 PM

Football is a women's sport anyway

If football is a women's sport than I guess no sport makes you neither man nor woman. Or both.

Anything you've been meaning to tell us? Your secret is out non-sport person

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 28, 2015, 10:00:06 PM

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Luciana · May 28, 2015, 10:06:19 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 28, 2015, 10:00:06 PM

Lemön is right dough, being a Gladiator is for men; watching people fighting each other to the death, while eating a slice of pizza on the coliseum now that's manly as fuck

And yet the UFC Womens champ, Ronda Rousey, could kick all our asses.

Sprungli · May 28, 2015, 10:16:51 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 28, 2015, 08:37:05 PM

Can't wait until Madden: Lingerie Football comes out

What about Madden: Wife-beater edition? Has it been delayed?

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Verbatim · May 28, 2015, 10:48:22 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on May 28, 2015, 10:16:51 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 28, 2015, 08:37:05 PM
Can't wait until Madden: Lingerie Football comes out
What about Madden: Wife-beater edition? Has it been delayed?

yes

PSU is actually directing that one, and it's been delayed because, well, wives won't rape themselves

TB · May 28, 2015, 10:49:21 PM

Sprungli · May 28, 2015, 11:03:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 28, 2015, 10:48:22 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on May 28, 2015, 10:16:51 PM
Quote from: Jono on May 28, 2015, 08:37:05 PM
Can't wait until Madden: Lingerie Football comes out
What about Madden: Wife-beater edition? Has it been delayed?
yes

PSU is actually directing that one, and it's been delayed because, well, wives won't rape themselves

At this rate Battlefield: Baltimore will have wife beating before Madden does!

Batch · May 29, 2015, 03:15:19 AM

Are there boob physics?

Sprungli · May 29, 2015, 04:15:46 AM

Quote from: Batch on May 29, 2015, 03:15:19 AM

Are there boob physics?

I found myself asking that too. EA have said that they've had to totally rebuild the skeletons used for animations so perhaps?

Girl of Mystery · May 29, 2015, 06:19:54 AM

Quote from: Sprungli on May 28, 2015, 09:51:13 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 28, 2015, 08:38:35 PM
Football is a women's sport anyway
If football is a women's sport than I guess no sport makes you neither man nor woman. Or both.

Anything you've been meaning to tell us? Your secret is out non-sport person

Football players are fucking pansies.

Play a proper sport like Rugby.

Girl of Mystery · May 29, 2015, 06:20:48 AM

Quote from: Sprungli on May 29, 2015, 04:15:46 AM

Quote from: Batch on May 29, 2015, 03:15:19 AM
Are there boob physics?
I found myself asking that too. EA have said that they've had to totally rebuild the skeletons used for animations so perhaps?

It's EA, so if there is the physics will be shit.

Verbatim · May 29, 2015, 06:24:30 AM

Quote from: Batch on May 29, 2015, 03:15:19 AM

Are there boob physics?

if there are, then we can take away any good this might have created

Girl of Mystery · May 29, 2015, 06:35:05 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 29, 2015, 06:24:30 AM

Quote from: Batch on May 29, 2015, 03:15:19 AM
Are there boob physics?
if there are, then we can take away any good this might have created

there won't be, because y'know, sports bras

Magos Domina · May 29, 2015, 07:35:36 AM

Batch · May 29, 2015, 07:37:44 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 29, 2015, 06:24:30 AM

Quote from: Batch on May 29, 2015, 03:15:19 AM
Are there boob physics?
if there are, then we can take away any good this might have created

Cause boobs jiggling is a sin, fuck you gravity you blasphemous cock.

Sprungli · May 29, 2015, 10:09:01 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 29, 2015, 06:19:54 AM

Quote from: Sprungli on May 28, 2015, 09:51:13 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 28, 2015, 08:38:35 PM
Football is a women's sport anyway
If football is a women's sport than I guess no sport makes you neither man nor woman. Or both.

Anything you've been meaning to tell us? Your secret is out non-sport person
Football players are fucking pansies.

Play a proper sport like Rugby.

Been there done that.

Verbatim · May 29, 2015, 11:01:47 AM

Quote from: Batch on May 29, 2015, 07:37:44 AM

Cause boobs jiggling is a sin, fuck you gravity you blasphemous cock.

Sexual exploitation is, yes.

If they did it with girls, you'd have to be okay with seeing a bulge flap around in the guys' pants, too.

Girl of Mystery · May 29, 2015, 11:18:02 AM

Quote from: Sprungli on May 29, 2015, 10:09:01 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 29, 2015, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: Sprungli on May 28, 2015, 09:51:13 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 28, 2015, 08:38:35 PM
Football is a women's sport anyway
If football is a women's sport than I guess no sport makes you neither man nor woman. Or both.

Anything you've been meaning to tell us? Your secret is out non-sport person
Football players are fucking pansies.

Play a proper sport like Rugby.
Been there done that.

Get a load of you