I think this game selects various accounts to actively shit on and prevent from winning even once in their entire existence. So far I've:
-Lost a final of tail tag to a guy grabbing me from 6 counties away with 1 second left
-Lost a 1v1 on jump showdown to grabbing a guy to hold him from jumping (after being grabbed myself), only for the pole to spike me directly into the slime while sending him upwards at a 45 degree angle
-Will never win Hexagon havoc because I straight up don't know how it works and everyone is a sweaty duke master who's only goal in life is to make sure I get eliminated first (I can accept this in isolation but it's actually so rage inducing with everything else)
-Losing consistently on Fall Mountain to it registering people behind me grabbing the crown first (yes I jump once it's low enough and I'm holding Shift)
-I play on PC and there are hackers in my lobby at least 3 times a day
-Frequent disconnects from servers at the start of the final round

Honestly if this trend of bullshit cheesy Ls keeps up and I remain winless by the time I reach max level I probably won't even bother with Season 2. It's actually impossible to enjoy a game where every single small factor you can't control is consistently tipping the scales ever so slightly against you, so no strategy you ever employ under any circumstances will ever be enough to actually win, ever.

Anyway I love this game who's down to play I'll add your steam

So looks like the person closest to the spinning bar loses out when 2 people grab each other on jump showdown. Just had some guy kill an entire lobby by grabbing them then give me my first win when he grabbed me. Such a homie tbh

This game sounds so confusing when you don't know what it is.

If you’ve ever seen shows like Wipeout, it’s basically that but you’re a cute lil bean

fall ball can go to hell

Rip to any team in disadvantage early in 3+ team games because they just get shat on lmao