E3 2018 Thread

SMASH has decimals of percents now. Cool

Not to be Mr no fun allowed but it would've been better to show the characters off without items on at least at first

Inklings look fun as hell

How did they mannage such an unnecessarily confusing controller layout

How did they mannage such an unnesarily confusing controller layout

How did you manage to butcher the english language that badly

Knuckles assist trophy

https://youtu.be/2fj6V2rOpT8

I'm actually pretty glad to get Ridley, I don't count Zero Suit Samus as a "new" Metroid rep, so we've been long overdue a new one and we needed more villains too.

https://youtu.be/2fj6V2rOpT8

It`s ok, somewhat simmilar to this https://youtu.be/c4r5xseBFm8?t=1m56s

okay, i was able to catch it after all

HOT TAKES

opening up with Daemon X Machina was rather strange, but the game looks pretty cool (despite being mechashit), even if it's probably just the striking art style that's intriguing me the most

fuck Xenoblade and fuck you for letting this happen

reggie's lead-in to Pokémon Let's Go Casuls was pretty heartwarming, but he didn't say shit about the games that we didn't already know REEEEEEE except the mew thing which is kind of cool i guess, even though i'd much prefer legendary pokémon to not be given out as free hand-outs but whatever casual game for casuals etc etc

Mario Party coming back to its former glory (if you call it that) is pretty dope, especially with that sick new switch tech

fuck Fire Emblem

still no release date for dark souls, fml


and now for my thoughts on the smash stuff

- i am SO fucking pumped about the game's roster being historically complete, and you have NO fucking idea
- zelda's redesign is welcome, but TP zelda's design will always be my favorite i think
- ULTIMATE. what an excellent fucking title
- always making ryu face his opponents is ingenious if not just interesting from a gameplay standpoint
- why was samus midair charging not always a thing???
- marth's voice should've stayed japanese, to be honest
- i'm not really a fan of cinematic final smashes, but i won't be playing with items very often anyway
- not sure how i feel about the mii fighter redesigns tbh, i guess they're better but they'll take getting used to
- ZSS's ridiculous bust size looks like it's been reduced, which is awesome and i can't wait for people to cry about it
- i don't like clones unless the game acknowledges them, so "echo fighters" being a thing is cool with me
- i dislike the amount of attention given to assist trophies because i don't care about them—RIP waluigi
- great plateau tower looks like a sick-ass stage
- DIRECTIONAL AIR DODGING, OH MAN

And finally, Ridley being playable is... Really fucking dumb. They even made him small. That was a really sour note to end on for me.

but i'm not gonna be too salty about that, because i appreciate having the entire series roster so much

8/10, nintendo wins, gg no re

t. nintentoddler

how does nintendo win two years in a row by basically doing nothing? idk

So at least we got Ridley and Simon

Simon ? Did I miss something?

There was a leak that said we'd have Ridley + Ice Climbers + No cuts + Simon Belmont.
So far we're 3 / 4 on that. I'd say Simon has a very good chance.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

- ZSS's ridiculous bust size looks like it's been reduced, which is awesome and i can't wait for people to cry about it
 stage
- DIRECTIONAL AIR DODGING, OH MAN

And finally, Ridley being playable is... Really fucking dumb. They even made him small. That was a really sour note to end on for me.

I know R/Metroid has been keen on the idea of making Samus' breasts smaller and making her a bit more buff looking for a little while now and the discussion there seems like they are fine with it if not a bit happy, and I've got to agree.
Now if only Sakurai would get rid of the space hooker boots and give us the Samus Returns armor instead of the Other M snot suit already, all would be right with the world.

I'm actually kinda hyped to play Ridley now that he's a thing, but I'm still mad the autistic screeching from people who aren't even Metroid fans won out when Sylux was the clear choice here.

- ZSS's ridiculous bust size looks like it's been reduced, which is awesome and i can't wait for people to cry about it
 stage
- DIRECTIONAL AIR DODGING, OH MAN

And finally, Ridley being playable is... Really fucking dumb. They even made him small. That was a really sour note to end on for me.

I know R/Metroid has been keen on the idea of making Samus' breasts smaller and making her a bit more buff looking for a little while now and the discussion there seems like they are fine with it if not a bit happy, and I've got to agree.
Now if only Sakurai would get rid of the space hooker boots and give us the Samus Returns armor instead of the Other M snot suit already, all would be right with the world.

I hate that they're still there, they don't look good or practical in the slightest, and I certainly agree with the rest

i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh

i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh

I thought you only played retro games? 🤔

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i actually might drop the 8 to a 7 just because of the conspicuous lack of a prime 4 trailer

they still won though, you can't tell me microsoft had more to offer, as good as they were this year

https://imgur.com/a/WEDylzM
All character renders

i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh

I thought you only played retro games? 🤔

i literally never said that you fat autist

So at least we got Ridley and Simon

Simon ? Did I miss something?

There was a leak that said we'd have Ridley + Ice Climbers + No cuts + Simon Belmont.
So far we're 3 / 4 on that. I'd say Simon has a very good chance.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

So on the site it says 66 characters but we only have 65 accounted for. Not sure what to make of this, but there's a rumor the Invitational would reveal a character. Soo.... get hype?

Oh hell yesssss

EA - 1/5
MS - 2/5
Ubi - 2/5
Bethesda - dumpster fire
Sony - 4/5
Nintendo - METROID 4/5 WHERE IS IT YOU CUNTS

oh and Devolver - 0/5 games, 10/10 presentation
PC gaming show - 2/5

i actually might drop the 8 to a 7 just because of the conspicuous lack of a prime 4 trailer

Calm down there Verb, I am for a fact a million times more excited for Prime 4 than you will ever be, but it was too early for a real trailer just yet. Perhaps we will get something by year's end though. Game Awards seems reasonable.

i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh

I thought you only played retro games? 🤔

i literally never said that you fat autist

"I literally never said that"

overall this E3 has pretty much reinstated why i mainly stick to retro games

I'm all about using the ALBW design for Zelda, it's so good. I really like how the Zelda characters all represent different eras aside from Ganondorf/Young Link (but even then I'm sure they represent different games).

i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh

I thought you only played retro games? 🤔

i literally never said that you fat autist

"I literally never said that"

overall this E3 has pretty much reinstated why i mainly stick to retro games

holy shit are you so fucking retarded that you can't tell the difference between "only play" and "mainly stick to"

i don't know what to think about the increased damage for 1v1s tbh

I thought you only played retro games? 🤔

i literally never said that you fat autist

"I literally never said that"

overall this E3 has pretty much reinstated why i mainly stick to retro games

mainly =/= totally

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