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I've played a few rounds of metro today (more than a few actually but anyway) and I've been basically just using the EOD bot.

48-2
20-0

Stuff like that >_>

God damn if it isn't fun to see the terror on the enemy's face as you come REEEEEEing towards them with the little pilot light firing away.

Cheap tactics, scummy as hell but hilarious all the same.

Discuss your favoured method of platinum madding people <_<


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10-0 that last round, but I was hurtling it into the crowd of them and spinning around.

It's amazing the level of disruption that causes, the whole mob panicked and started leaping around like chickens and a jihadi on my team ;_;7 noble man ;_;7 suicide bombed the whole crowd in the disarray e.e


 
 
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LOL I got inside the lift with two people.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and they both leapt about flailing and trying to escape the flametorch.

They did not succe.ed.


 
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Um... wat?


 
 
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Um... wat?

Alright so, you go on Operation Metro. You get the EOD bot. You sit at the back of the line on an ammo box. You spam little robots of reee at the enemy and fuck them around whilst your team-mates clean up the panicked mess.

Or you shut yourself inside a lift with two of them. And then one of them. And set them on fire until they die whilst you laugh.



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Um... wat?

Alright so, you go on Operation Metro. You get the EOD bot. You sit at the back of the line on an ammo box. You spam little robots of reee at the enemy and fuck them around whilst your team-mates clean up the panicked mess.

Or you shut yourself inside a lift with two of them. And then one of them. And set them on fire until they die whilst you laugh.
Laugh as your rep turns red


 
 
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Um... wat?

Alright so, you go on Operation Metro. You get the EOD bot. You sit at the back of the line on an ammo box. You spam little robots of reee at the enemy and fuck them around whilst your team-mates clean up the panicked mess.

Or you shut yourself inside a lift with two of them. And then one of them. And set them on fire until they die whilst you laugh.
Laugh as your rep turns red
Worth. Every. Minute.

And actually I'm surprised it was green given that when I last checked it (prior to going on the PS4) it was fairly dire. Something something teamkilling, unsporting conduct, abusive messages/voice chat abuse or something* yadayadayada

*I plead not guilty given that I never used my mic in public games <_<

The rest of the stuff, guilty as charged >_>


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Um... wat?

Alright so, you go on Operation Metro. You get the EOD bot. You sit at the back of the line on an ammo box. You spam little robots of reee at the enemy and fuck them around whilst your team-mates clean up the panicked mess.

Or you shut yourself inside a lift with two of them. And then one of them. And set them on fire until they die whilst you laugh.
Laugh as your rep turns red
Worth. Every. Minute.

And actually I'm surprised it was green given that when I last checked it (prior to going on the PS4) it was fairly dire. Something something teamkilling, unsporting conduct, abusive messages/voice chat abuse or something* yadayadayada

*I plead not guilty given that I never used my mic in public games <_<

The rest of the stuff, guilty as charged >_>


 
 
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Um... wat?

Alright so, you go on Operation Metro. You get the EOD bot. You sit at the back of the line on an ammo box. You spam little robots of reee at the enemy and fuck them around whilst your team-mates clean up the panicked mess.

Or you shut yourself inside a lift with two of them. And then one of them. And set them on fire until they die whilst you laugh.
Laugh as your rep turns red
Worth. Every. Minute.

And actually I'm surprised it was green given that when I last checked it (prior to going on the PS4) it was fairly dire. Something something teamkilling, unsporting conduct, abusive messages/voice chat abuse or something* yadayadayada

*I plead not guilty given that I never used my mic in public games <_<

The rest of the stuff, guilty as charged >_>

Every EOD bot kill, had the victim see the full glory of the kotori-bomb too.
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i don't always play tf2, but when i do, i play on console master race

which is good, because then the game is purely vanilla--just the way i like it

but it also means that the engineer is stupidly overpowered, because the only thing that can viably intercept level 3 sentries is the spy sapper, and it's easy as fuck to tell who is a spy, if they're just walking towards the fucking sentry

your only other option is to attempt to destroy it with artillery, which is hard as fuck, because wherever you can see the sentry, it can see you as well--so while you might be able to plug it with a few rockets, you're always gonna fucking die--no question--and the engineer will always be camped near it to fix up any damage it takes

really just... ridiculous class

by the time you actually manage to destroy it, a couple of enemy scouts will probably have already captured enough points to end the game--there's just no hope
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i mean, i guess that's why no one likes vanilla tf2, but i dunno, i still find it kinda fun when there aren't any engineers


 
 
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i don't always play tf2, but when i do, i play on console master race

which is good, because then the game is purely vanilla--just the way i like it

but it also means that the engineer is stupidly overpowered, because the only thing that can viably intercept level 3 sentries is the spy sapper, and it's easy as fuck to tell who is a spy, if they're just walking towards the fucking sentry

your only other option is to attempt to destroy it with artillery, which is hard as fuck, because wherever you can see the sentry, it can see you as well--so while you might be able to plug it with a few rockets, you're always gonna fucking die--no question--and the engineer will always be camped near it to fix up any damage it takes

really just... ridiculous class

by the time you actually manage to destroy it, a couple of enemy scouts will probably have already captured enough points to end the game--there's just no hope
That sounds like some DICE level of balance, why is it different on the PC version?


 
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it's not that it's "different"--it's just... plain

and i'd imagine it's because it's valve's way of saying "for an 'enhanced' experience, try the PC version today!"


 
 
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it's not that it's "different"--it's just... plain

and i'd imagine it's because it's valve's way of saying "for an 'enhanced' experience, try the PC version today!"
I mean for abusing the sentry turret stuff, is there some sort of patch disparity or is it just the way the different versions are shaped?


 
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oh, it's definitely a patch disparity

not enough people play on console for them to even care to patch it up


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>Still this Clusterfuckfeild 4: Slot Machine Gunplay Eddition is in a better state than the Master Chief Collection


 
 
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oh, it's definitely a patch disparity

not enough people play on console for them to even care to patch it up
Ahh lol, always fun when that happens.


 
 
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>Still this Clusterfuckfeild 4: Slot Machine Gunplay Eddition is in a better state than the Master Chief Collection

It's 4:30am and I've had sleeping tablets and yet I'm still posting somewhat more coherently. Dragon pls.

I mean give it another half hour until I'm really out of it then it's a contest but still, pls.

Battlefield 4 has been fine since september last year.


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>Still this Clusterfuckfeild 4: Slot Machine Gunplay Eddition is in a better state than the Master Chief Collection

It's 4:30am and I've had sleeping tablets and yet I'm still posting somewhat more coherently. Dragon pls.

I mean give it another half hour until I'm really out of it then it's a contest but still, pls.

Battlefield 4 has been fine since september last year.

The gunplay is still Destiny levels of bad

Weapon balance is on the same level

90% of conquest game play is dodging endless sniper pot shots

everyone uses AT rockets like Battle Rifles, Sniper Rifles as Submachine guns and Shotguns as Sniper Rifles

Team Deathmatch is still the worst designed of any game ever made

Javelins literaly dont even work

Packet loss even though my connection is fine elswere

and Infantry-Vehicle interaction is still a complete incoherant clusterfuck (ive seen bettter in fucking Civilization :Rev where pikemen can beat WWII bombers)
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Didn't he say we're hypocrites for bashing MCC....?

Anyway, the only real EOD moment I remember is taking on 2 tanks. One reversing too much and falling into the river and the other getting stuck, letting me kill it.


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ahhh damn i loved to use gadgets to make people buttmad

one of my favorite things to do was to use the MAV and push people off buildings, especially the buildings at the 1st set of m-coms on Shangai (this was wayyy before the big patch, so the helicopters still existed at the very start of shangai rush)

and, i remember this one time i was playing rush shangai, 4th set of m-coms (the ones at the mall) and this guy would camp the elevator and place c4/claymore... i used my mav, and as soon as he set a c4, i would detonate it (blow him up as soon as the c4 left his hands)

he just kept doing it and doing it, each time being more wary. i got all sneaky and kept blowing him up. after the game ended, i think he set me a message, being like "FUCK OFF" or something like that. i can't remember, if only i took a picture of it or something :/

god the mav is great
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I recently made a new build in Dark Souls, designed to destroy gank squads (People who summon you to fight but then double or triple team you) and to combat cheap cunts in the arena who try to make one-shot-you builds.

For those of you who are dark souls inclined, here's the build.

-Havel arms and legs, upgraded to max
-Turtle night armour so I become backstab proof
-Mask of Pharros cause Giant Dad makes platinum mad
-Rebel's Greatshield upgraded to max so I have 93% resistance to every form of damage in the game when blocking
-Lightning Greatsword
-Dragon Chime equipped with nothing but Resplendant life to heal me over time and wrath of the gods

What makes me so dangerous?

-99 str
-99 faith
-Both illusionary rings so that people can't see what I have in my hands
-The healing ring for an added bonus to health regen with my healing miracle


Basically, people try to oneshot hex me and I walk into it like nothing. They don't see my shield raised up and they get thrown off by an invisible greatsword.

And, lastly.

Fat rolling because for some reason getting killed by a guy who's fat rolling in a game that practically requires speed is insulting.

The gank squad tears are real.


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i mean, i guess that's why no one likes vanilla tf2, but i dunno, i still find it kinda fun when there aren't any engineers

Haha. My experiences say otherwise.

Whenever I play engie, this is the story.

In the mere seconds as I begin building my death machine, I will have been facestabbed by a spy who I knew was coming, cross mapped by Demospam, blown up by soldiers, and sexually assaulted by an ubered heavy and his medic.

All while a scout literally does circles around my gun and scatterguns it to pieces as it fires not even a single shot.

YouTube


Essentially, this video sums it up decently.

Still a fan of vanilla TF2 though.


 
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i don't always play tf2, but when i do, i play on console master race

which is good, because then the game is purely vanilla--just the way i like it

but it also means that the engineer is stupidly overpowered, because the only thing that can viably intercept level 3 sentries is the spy sapper, and it's easy as fuck to tell who is a spy, if they're just walking towards the fucking sentry

your only other option is to attempt to destroy it with artillery, which is hard as fuck, because wherever you can see the sentry, it can see you as well--so while you might be able to plug it with a few rockets, you're always gonna fucking die--no question--and the engineer will always be camped near it to fix up any damage it takes

really just... ridiculous class

by the time you actually manage to destroy it, a couple of enemy scouts will probably have already captured enough points to end the game--there's just no hope
That sounds like some DICE level of balance, why is it different on the PC version?

The PC version was updated and balanced before Valve decided to milk it for all its worth with microtransactions. The console version is kind of in a piss poor state because Valve doesn't care about consoles and hasn't given it a single update.

I mean TF2 still sucks ass regardless of what platform you play it on, but the PC version use to suck a little less ass. Now they're about the same.


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