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Helpful hints are very unnecessary and for casual babies only.

When did you go and grow such a massive neckbeard?


 
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Helpful hints are very unnecessary and for casual babies only.
When did you go and grow such a massive neckbeard?
i've always hated casuals, because i hate all dark souls players

i'm the only person in the entire world who knows why the game is good and how you're supposed to play it


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
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Why did nobody ever tell me I could shield stab with rapiers?


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Why did nobody ever tell me I could shield stab with rapiers?

Miniature spears aren't as cool as big boy spears


 
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Five bosses in + the first hydra. Trying to make my way through the Darkroot Forest, which is a little tough because I'm only SL20 at the moment. I was in the middle of trying to kill one of the NPC protectors when I finally got invaded by a real player for the first time. Which makes sense, since this is the PvP area I hear everyone talk about.

Here's how it went:

https://twitter.com/jacob_potila/status/1056410477637459968

Even though I died before he could even do anything to me, I still indicted the shit out of that fucker.
Last Edit: October 28, 2018, 12:27:38 AM by Verbatim


 
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On second thought, I think I actually regret indicting that guy. From what I understand of the Forest Hunter covenant, the whole point is to invade people, but not in a way that's completely toxic. You're just supposed to be "protecting" the forest, because I'm the one invading. Which is fair enough, I guess.

The problem I have is how it's communicated. When you're invaded by a Forest Hunter, the game still announces their presence as a "dark spirit," which makes me think that they're just a regular invader, and not anything special. Someone just told me, though, that there's no special notification for Forest Hunters.

I think that's pretty lazy design, and it could've been communicated a lot better. Still, in the future, I'll try to hold off on indicting Forest Hunters. Or I'll just become one myself, for the time being, at least until I get the Darkmoon Seance Ring.


 
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So, had any of you fucking stupid faggots EVER ONCE TOLD ME about how the Forest Hunter covenant works and how fun it is, I would've rescinded at LEAST 20% of my issues with invasions.

I still think it could've been executed a lot better, but had anyone actually pointed out that there are indeed morally justified methods of invasion (beyond Lautrec) in this game, that could've gone a LONG way.

but no, you're ALL idiots
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"but verb i did tell you about that covenant"

you failed to highlight specific things about it that i would've liked


 
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People have told you about this covenant and given you a detailed explanation of what it is. I know I have and I remember Flee telling you, too. Beyond that though maybe you should just play and experience the game for yourself (like everybody else) instead of being such a judgmental whiny little bitch who wants his hand held all the time.
i already preempted this response, and like i said, none of you ever gave me relevant details about why this covenant is special and different compared to the standard form of invasion

i never wanted an explanation of what it "is," because i don't care, i only wanted an explanation for why it would specifically appeal to me as opposed to any other fucking idiot who plays this game

i don't hold hands, i rip them off

that's why i demanded that people never give me hints during my first playthrough, and why i think messages are cancer, because if you like messages, you're the one who likes having your hand held
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Okay, so Forest Hunter dark spirits show up as blue. Actual dickhead invader dark spirits show up as red.

No one had the perspicacity to point that out in their "detailed explanation," either.

That being said, the game should only allow you to indict red invaders. So, it's still poorly designed.
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Learn to experience and enjoy things for yourself😴
Which I have been, 100% of the time.

But if you're going to defend something I hate, you need to actually point out why it's not so bad. Which you NEVER did.


 
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Learn to experience and enjoy things for yourself😴
Which I have been, 100% of the time.

But if you're going to defend something I hate, you need to actually point out why it's not so bad. Which you NEVER did.
You want people to hold your hand and tell you how everything will be ok if you do this, this, and that while playing Dark Souls. You never just said “fuck it, I’m gonna play Dark Souls”. You live your life angry and afraid with no sense of humor.
I never wanted anyone to tell me anything. People tell me shit regardless of whether I want it. It's only when I criticize something that's considered sacred that I have a bunch of people on my ass telling me how okay it is, but they never actually tell me how. Your arguments have always sucked dick, and now you're trying to spin it as something else happening.


 
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Everybody told you this hahaha. “WTF NOBODY TOLD ME THAT THERE ARE BLUE AND RED SPIRITS AND WHAT EACH COVENANT IS” 😂😂😂👍 even fucking Dietrich explained this to you.
Nobody ever did, ever. Not once. And if they did, they never pointed out the significance between red and blue, and why the blue ones are moral and why the red ones should be slain in real life.
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The point here is why do you NEED people to hold your hand? Just learn the game like everybody else did.
I have. I already know everything there is to know about the game. I never asked anyone to tell me anything. You force your unwanted dogshit onto me. But in forcing your unwanted dogshit onto me, you never actually said anything useful or of value. Never, not once.


 
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Not that any of this changes anything, because it's still a shit mechanic all around.

If the Forest Hunters are just protecting the forest, why is it that you can indict them? That's pretty fucking stupid. Only red spirits should be able to be indicted, and the game shouldn't even refer to blue spirits as "dark spirits." That just makes me think they're  a cunt.

So MP is still living up to being just as shitty as I thought it would, so even though I don't mind the Forest Hunters, it's still looking as though I was 100% right to avoid playing online, and I wasn't missing out on anything of value.


 
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Whatever "golden age" was long over by the time I actually first played the game a couple months before II came out.

Also, so far, all 15 of the PvP sessions I've had so far had some kind of latency issue. I still only lost 3 of those sessions, but I'm positive that's only because I'm SL24, so I'm probably being paired with people who have no idea what they're doing. Which makes me feel bad, because it's hard for me to enjoy beating up new players. Because I'm not a dick.

The moment I start PvPing with experienced players is when shit's really going to suck, because if the latency issues aren't solved, I'm probably just going to get lagstabbed to death, and that's not fun. Almost like PvP in this game is trash and I was always right.
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I don't even use magic in general, unless it's a utility spell

not that there's anything wrong with doing so


 
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I probably should start using offensive magic, though, since it's part of the EXPERIENCE™ and I'd rather not be MISSING OUT™


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Verbatim is the type of dude to use magic in PvP

That's fine as long as it's not Dark Bead or Pursuers


 
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