Dark Souls Remastered

Big Boss · January 16, 2018, 05:20:34 PM

That's the hardest boss in the game toppled. What a challenging fight.

Big Boss · January 16, 2018, 05:32:13 PM

Wow, the Stray Demon is a lot easier than I remember...

Big Boss · January 16, 2018, 05:52:37 PM

Fucking hell, that moment when something just *clicks* in you and you start parrying enemies left, right and center is so satisfying

Managed to kill a Black Knight with nothing but parries, feelsgoodman.

Batch · January 16, 2018, 09:22:03 PM

So made it right before the Pursuer in DS2....fuck this game

I like how DS1 is, alright theres a few enemies, take em out.

DS2 is hey heres a few enemies, get to the top of a ramp and 3 more spawn behind you, theres 4 archers shooting at you where you cant reach and one tanky enemy that one shots you and you have to pick at it for ages to even scratch.

This is gunna be a slog.

Also running no shield shitter. Just dodging...and mind you Im finding out how bad some of these hitboxes are.

Deleted · January 16, 2018, 09:26:15 PM

Quote from: Batch on January 16, 2018, 09:22:03 PM

So made it right before the Pursuer in DS2....fuck this game

I like how DS1 is, alright theres a few enemies, take em out.

DS2 is hey heres a few enemies, get to the top of a ramp and 3 more spawn behind you, theres 4 archers shooting at you where you cant reach and one tanky enemy that one shots you and you have to pick at it for ages to even scratch.

This is gunna be a slog.

Also running no shield shitter. Just dodging...and mind you Im finding out how bad some of these hitboxes are.

Yeah reefer to my post a few pages back about how each sous game handles itself.
Be sure to level ADP for the full I-frames. You're gonna need em.

big sponge · January 17, 2018, 12:02:06 AM

i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Deleted · January 17, 2018, 12:27:36 AM

Quote from: Nipples the Enchilada on January 17, 2018, 12:02:06 AM

i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Nah son. The best part is when he uses his Noble Phantasm

Gae Bull
Straight Sword that Pierces Game Design
Clasification: Anti-Hitbox
Rank: D

It reverses causality and grabs you with his sword when he clearly missed and drains your humanity AND deals a metric fuckton of damage AND potentially tosses you off the map.

Thrasher · January 17, 2018, 12:56:24 AM

In the 6+ years since the original released has anyone ever seen a vagrant? That's the one thing I need to happen before the remaster hits.

A Cheese Potato · January 17, 2018, 01:49:55 AM

Quote from: Thrasher on January 17, 2018, 12:56:24 AM

In the 6+ years since the original released has anyone ever seen a vagrant? That's the one thing I need to happen before the remaster hits.

I've only had one spawn once, next to the Gargoyle church by the 3 hollows on the right. Had no idea what it was at the time

Batch · January 17, 2018, 02:01:54 AM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on January 17, 2018, 12:27:36 AM

Quote from: Nipples the Enchilada on January 17, 2018, 12:02:06 AM
i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Nah son. The best part is when he uses his Noble Phantasm

Gae Bull
Straight Sword that Pierces Game Design
Clasification: Anti-Hitbox
Rank: D

It reverses causality and grabs you with his sword when he clearly missed and drains your humanity AND deals a metric fuckton of damage AND potential toss you off the map.

Speaking of which, lets fuck him up (get fucked up countless times)

Deleted · January 17, 2018, 02:29:36 AM

Quote from: Batch on January 17, 2018, 02:01:54 AM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on January 17, 2018, 12:27:36 AM
Quote from: Nipples the Enchilada on January 17, 2018, 12:02:06 AM
i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Nah son. The best part is when he uses his Noble Phantasm

Gae Bull
Straight Sword that Pierces Game Design
Clasification: Anti-Hitbox
Rank: D

It reverses causality and grabs you with his sword when he clearly missed and drains your humanity AND deals a metric fuckton of damage AND potential toss you off the map.
Speaking of which, lets fuck him up (get fucked up countless times)

Man Im going to bed, and I'd have to start another new charachter.

Just parry his ass and shoot him with the balistas. It'll save you a ton of hassle.

Big Boss · January 17, 2018, 03:34:24 AM

The Gaping Dragon looks like how my asshole feels after a Dominos pizza.

Again, I'm not sure if the boss is easy or if I'm just good at the game. None of his attacks seem to difficult to avoid and he's so easy to get body shots on

Big Boss · January 17, 2018, 05:51:33 AM

I made some nice tips for new players

Thrasher · January 17, 2018, 07:37:36 AM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 17, 2018, 05:51:33 AM

I made some nice tips for new players

I would add that resistance is the best skill to invest stat points in. With enough points you get walking i-frames.

Big Boss · January 17, 2018, 07:40:03 AM

Quote from: Thrasher on January 17, 2018, 07:37:36 AM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 17, 2018, 05:51:33 AM
I made some nice tips for new players

I would add that resistance is the best skill to invest stat points in. With enough points you get walking i-frames.

I put something similar near the bottom

Flee · January 17, 2018, 07:58:36 AM

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Batch · January 17, 2018, 11:11:59 PM

Alright, fought through the castle in the Forest of Giants. Decided to equip a shield for when I have to deal with 3-4 enemies. Dodging is fine if hitboxes arent fucked, and those Hollow Knights are destination fucked.

Dealt with the Last Giant with reletive ease. Smack the feet, Dont ever block and basically dodge roll into him when he attacks.

Now the Pursuer. I wasnt going to cheese this. BUT THOSE FUCKING HITBOXES. I tired parrying him and landing a few hits only to get destroyed in one blow. So I saved myself the effort and turn on my casul. Entered the fog gate, parried the fucker in front of one of the ballisters, and fire away. Managed to stun lock him and in 5 seconds he was dead.

Next stop would have been the tower of flame. But I needed something first. Went to the Shaded Woods and reunited with those wonderful shaded cunts that you cant lock on to. Met with Only Head Fred (Vangarl) and got my Glorious Ultra Great Sword. Will post picks soon. But fuck it Im Cloud Strife now yo.

Batch · January 17, 2018, 11:23:13 PM

This fucking monster

Deleted · January 17, 2018, 11:26:30 PM

Here's the Propper DkS2 order

1) Tower of Flame
2) Cheese Dragonrider
3) Push healslut off the map
4) Burn a bonfire atheistic and do it again
5) Level INT and FTH to 20
6) go to huntsman's cops and grab the Dank Memes from Felkin
7) win Dark Souls 2

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 02:36:15 AM

Quote from: Batch on January 17, 2018, 11:23:13 PM

This fucking monster

A man of taste.

challengerX · January 18, 2018, 07:20:23 AM

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Verbatim · January 18, 2018, 07:30:25 AM

Quote from: challengerX on January 18, 2018, 07:20:23 AM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 17, 2018, 05:51:33 AM
I made some nice tips for new players

What's the point of such malicious behavior?

i agree but what is the difference between doing this and leaving a misleading message in the game itself

challengerX · January 18, 2018, 09:36:32 AM

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big dog · January 18, 2018, 09:46:34 AM

make sure to take the path north through quarry junction for some great loot early on

Elai · January 18, 2018, 10:41:02 AM

ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 10:57:43 AM

So who's getting it and on what platform

Verbatim · January 18, 2018, 11:08:03 AM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 18, 2018, 10:57:43 AM

So who's getting it and on what platform

guaranteed purchase on switch

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 11:37:16 AM

Quote from: Snake on January 18, 2018, 10:41:02 AM

ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."

I like that feeling of strength and power behind it. Because it swings slower you have to really be careful against bosses and faster enemies that can stunlock you or kill you before you get your hit in.

Either that or they just furiously masturbate over this every night:

Luciana · January 18, 2018, 01:11:34 PM

Quote from: Snake on January 18, 2018, 10:41:02 AM

ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."

It's a risk reward factor. Do you want faster weapons that don't damage/break poise as much

or you can get a slow powerful sword that staggers anyone it hits, and one or two hits = done deal

for PvP the same applies, and it's funny how you can bait people into it. At least in DS2

Elai · January 18, 2018, 01:51:13 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 18, 2018, 11:37:16 AM

Quote from: Snake on January 18, 2018, 10:41:02 AM
ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."

I like that feeling of strength and power behind it. Because it swings slower you have to really be careful against bosses and faster enemies that can stunlock you or kill you before you get your hit in.

Either that or they just furiously masturbate over this every night:

its different with artorias because he actually has dexterity with the weapon. its like zabuza in naruto.

when your cac does it it just looks like a little kid wearing his dads work boots