Dark Souls is too easy

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
After bitterblack, yeah.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh


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It's just the steep learning curve.
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
stab with spear
roll
stab with spear
roll
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walk around blind corner
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"OMG THIS IS SO HARD"


 
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stab with spear
roll
stab with spear
roll
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walk around blind corner
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"OMG THIS IS SO HARD"
you forgot


CHUG CHUG CHUG


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Sick humour, no respect.

when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.

when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
stab with spear
roll
stab with spear
roll
stab with spear

walk around blind corner
trap/enemy one-hits player

"OMG THIS IS SO HARD"
you forgot


CHUG CHUG CHUG
MASHING RB IS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY

BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON


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when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it
i died close to 20 times from that mother fucker.


 
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fuck you
stab with spear
roll
stab with spear
roll
stab with spear

walk around blind corner
trap/enemy one-hits player

"OMG THIS IS SO HARD"
you forgot


CHUG CHUG CHUG
MASHING RB IS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY

BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON BASS CANNON
Forbidden sun is the new cannon.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.


when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it
i died close to 20 times from that mother fucker.
fucking noob


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
I never finished Dark Souls since I spec'd my character slightly wrong for using a black knight sword and didn't know about Havel's ring until after I stopped playing. Was fun, though. Probs wouldn't have stopped playing if other things didn't take up my time.


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when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it
i died close to 20 times from that mother fucker.
fucking noob
shut up bish


 
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when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it

LOL really? I literally killed Capra first try, didn't even know what I was walking into either


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when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it

LOL really? I literally killed Capra first try, didn't even know what I was walking into either
you run in to get stun locked by the dogs and then he rapes you. I hate it.


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when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it

LOL really? I literally killed Capra first try, didn't even know what I was walking into either
you run in to get stun locked by the dogs and then he rapes you. I hate it.

I booked it to the stairs the instant I saw him charge me. Killed the dogs up there, then proceeded to kick Capra's ass. Easy af, and I was a low level with a broad sword too


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when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it

LOL really? I literally killed Capra first try, didn't even know what I was walking into either
you run in to get stun locked by the dogs and then he rapes you. I hate it.

I booked it to the stairs the instant I saw him charge me. Killed the dogs up there, then proceeded to kick Capra's ass. Easy af, and I was a low level with a broad sword too
well then. I usually had to use the noise distraction spell if I wanted to rek him. He's not very flame resistant to. I can get him now on 1-2 tries but that first run was just brutal.


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
Or maybe you are too hard?


 
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Or maybe you are too hard?

He's going to change his tune when he gets stuffed up the ass by smough/brogrestein.
Gang raped by the 4-6 kings if he's too slow.
And maybe molested by the bed of chaos.

And if none of these bosses do it for him, some of the lesser bosses have a chance. Every find of mine who's played dark souls has that one boss that's seemingly easy to everybody but hell incarnate, and vice versa, a boss that's hard as shit for everybody and a breeze for you.

It's all a matter of time on what snags him.



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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
>Not rekking kids in the Burg as a sl5 Dragonman
>Not kicking peasants out of the forest dressed as a SP00KY skellington


 
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inb4 Verby
i have no problems with the difficulty (or lack thereof) though


 
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i mean yeah, if that's what the game boils down to--just nonstop rolling to avoid attacks and shit--then, yeah
bad game design

but i'm willing to bet that it's a bit of an exaggeration
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i mean yeah, if that's what the game boils down to--just nonstop rolling to avoid attacks and shit--then, yeah
bad game design

but i'm willing to bet that it's a bit of an exaggeration

Rolling is generally your primary form of agility and fast, directional movement. When you roll in dark souls, there is a brief period of time where you have what people briefly nickname "I frames," short for  Invincibility Frames. A very, very short window of no damage that can be done to you.

The first thing you learn in souls is not to spam rolling. Every attack, and every weapon has a different time to it, a different window that you have to avoid things.

It is, for most players, their primary form of protection.

Secondary, is the use of a shield.

And thirdly, for those who have timing down to a precise art, there is parrying, in which case the majority of humanoid enemies you encounter, can be parried, stunned, and then riposted for extra critical damage.

Most, average players utilize rolling the most.


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when you get used to it yeah but i sucked at first. i struggled with the Taurus demon lol, now i can pretty much breeze through the game. surprisingly enough it's the only game in recent times i can replay multiple times and have fun. i can't say that for many games tbh
taurus was easy. I was literally raped by the Capra.
really? it took me 4 tries to kill the capra demon first time round
and that was without running on the ledge and drop attacking it

LOL really? I literally killed Capra first try, didn't even know what I was walking into either
you run in to get stun locked by the dogs and then he rapes you. I hate it.

I booked it to the stairs the instant I saw him charge me. Killed the dogs up there, then proceeded to kick Capra's ass. Easy af, and I was a low level with a broad sword too
well then. I usually had to use the noise distraction spell if I wanted to rek him. He's not very flame resistant to. I can get him now on 1-2 tries but that first run was just brutal.

Spells? Huh, I don't have any spells. I've done pretty well for my first run through so far. I solo'd the Gargoyles and made the Taurus demon an hero off the side of the castle in the first 15 seconds of the fight - defeated the asylum demon with a broad sword as well, etc. So far so good, I just have to start playing it again but I've been busy with other things lol