Dark Souls Impressions - The FINAL Update

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4 Kings is bs. The fall there is cool though

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.

and die

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.

and die

It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.

and die

It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.

as opposed to what other kind of duel

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.

and die

It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.

as opposed to what other kind of duel

Darkwraith invades are all about blowing up under geared noobies. No kill duels are just for funsies. We fight, someone wins, I run off a ledge to return home.

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.

and die

It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.

as opposed to what other kind of duel

Darkwraith invades are all about blowing up under geared noobies. No kill duels are just for funsies. We fight, someone wins, I run off a ledge to return home.

i understand what darkwaiths are for (harassment and scumfuckery that would get you banned in any other game)

but i don't understand the term "no kill" when, presumably, someone ends up getting killed in the fight either way

The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.

eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.

and die

It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.

as opposed to what other kind of duel

Darkwraith invades are all about blowing up under geared noobies. No kill duels are just for funsies. We fight, someone wins, I run off a ledge to return home.

i understand what darkwaiths are for (harassment and scumfuckery that would get you banned in any other game)

but i don't understand the term "no kill" when, presumably, someone ends up getting killed in the fight either way

It doesn't negatively affect the invaders if they die, so when I play against people I know online I kill myself at the end to avoid any fuckery. I guess it really doesn't matter if you're hollow anyway, but it made sense to me at the time.

I can't remember the last time I got anything out of breaking pots, but I still smash every pot I see on instinct.

Four Kings fucking suck

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fuck my eyebrows with a fucking lawnmower dude

It's not a complete boss experience unless you've come within five pixels of killing a boss just before getting cheap shotted and dying.

Not sleeping until this these guys are dead.

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There's an easy way to beat them that most people use just to get it over with, but I know you won't resort to that.

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Next video ETA 2-4 hours

<- Previous update: A Desperate Dilemma

Recap:
- Explored New Londo Ruins
- Found the Abyss
- Faced off against the Four Kings, but failed to kill them
- Created my first boss weapon: the Moonlight Butterfly Horn

Current missions:
- Kill the Four Kings

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This is my first full video update—hopefully it's not too grating to listen to.

If all you care to see is the boss fight, skip to 10:55.

Spoiler

Something I neglected to mention towards the end of this video:

The Four Kings is now one of my favorite bosses, next to the Capra Demon.

oh god i sound so tired towards the end

noe that's what i call an update

nothing is better than adding a video of length to your "watch later" playlist so you can set aside time to really enjoy it in the near future

That was a satisfying end, the feeling of being so close to winning but also nearly dying is such a rush

Most people just chuck on full Havel and wail on them, good job for not doing that

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oh god i sound so tired towards the end

no kidding

oh god i sound so tired towards the end

no kidding

was hoping it wouldn't come through too much

that's what i get for recording too late i suppose