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I deserve this for falling for the "Sorcery is viable" meme
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here use this guide

That's for SL 25 where everyone isn't fast rolling in Full Havels swinging zwihanders  so fast my endurance stat actually resets to zero.
I just wanted to do a spellsword build like in Dark Souls 2.


I miss my Crystal Poison Blue Flame. That one actually did damage didn't swing like a Buster Sword that's being weighed down by a fucking neutron star.

I love that video though. The Bear Seek Seek lest callback got me.

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the sl120 meta is retarded. Nothing is viable but strength builds.
FUCKING KEK

Quality is what is king right now, bub. Pure builds and magic builds are what suck ass in comparison thanks to the refined infusion being op and split damage sucking cock.


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It's funny how good some people are at this game. Just invaded a host with 2 phantoms clearly ganking at the Great Belfry. Killed them both. Darkmoon joins. Killed the Darkmoon. Host summons another phantom. And another. I kill one, another red invades as well. We kill the remaining phantom. A blue joins. We kill the blue. The host, who has been taunting the entire fight, books it the second he's no longer in a better situation and runs for the fog gate. Too bad the Xbox One can only record 5 minutes, because those 15 minutes would've made for a great video.

Update: invaded him again with the same red and we won against him, a white and a darkmoon. Good stuff.
Blue? I don't believe you


 
 
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Ya know

I get that you can work without poise and all.

But I am wearing SMOUGHS ARMOR and a FUCKING CLEAVER is stunlocking me...

A FUCKING ONE HANDED, R1 SPAMMING, CLEAVER.


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Please explain what fucking sorcery caused a connected parry to just not work? How was he even still alive? He didnt have whatever that miracle was on anyway

http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/7163faea-9686-4aa6-b782-a78acdf1d85f
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Please explain what fucking sorcery caused a connected parry to just not work? How was he even still alive? He didnt have whatever that miracle was on anyway

http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/7163faea-9686-4aa6-b782-a78acdf1d85f

Probably a partial parry

Which people can PUNISH EASILY.

Plus that death in the end was you just trying so hard to parry.


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It's funny how good some people are at this game. Just invaded a host with 2 phantoms clearly ganking at the Great Belfry. Killed them both. Darkmoon joins. Killed the Darkmoon. Host summons another phantom. And another. I kill one, another red invades as well. We kill the remaining phantom. A blue joins. We kill the blue. The host, who has been taunting the entire fight, books it the second he's no longer in a better situation and runs for the fog gate. Too bad the Xbox One can only record 5 minutes, because those 15 minutes would've made for a great video.

Update: invaded him again with the same red and we won against him, a white and a darkmoon. Good stuff.
Blue? I don't believe you
I actually fight plenty of Darkmoons. For whatever reason though, I almost never get summoned myself. Played through NG+ with the sign equipped and got summoned only once (by the time I had actually spawned in, the host had already died).
I would love to actually get summoned as a Darkmoon would probably be my favorite covenant if I did


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It's funny how good some people are at this game. Just invaded a host with 2 phantoms clearly ganking at the Great Belfry. Killed them both. Darkmoon joins. Killed the Darkmoon. Host summons another phantom. And another. I kill one, another red invades as well. We kill the remaining phantom. A blue joins. We kill the blue. The host, who has been taunting the entire fight, books it the second he's no longer in a better situation and runs for the fog gate. Too bad the Xbox One can only record 5 minutes, because those 15 minutes would've made for a great video.

Update: invaded him again with the same red and we won against him, a white and a darkmoon. Good stuff.
Blue? I don't believe you
I actually fight plenty of Darkmoons. For whatever reason though, I almost never get summoned myself. Played through NG+ with the sign equipped and got summoned only once (by the time I had actually spawned in, the host had already died).
I would love to actually get summoned as a Darkmoon would probably be my favorite covenant if I did
The last patch supposedly fixed that.


 
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Chaos and I found the dumbest animation in DS3.

Have low VIT, equip full havel armor and Dragon's tooth in right hand. Equip the Avelyn in the left with no bolts.

Hilarity ensues.


Plus, I fought the dancer for the first time and HOLY SHIT that was awesome. 1v1 against this thing was amazing. Up there with Artorias and Ornstien and Smough.


 
 
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What the hell

In archdragon peak

HAVEL THE FUCKING ROCK CAN BE SUMMONED BY THOSE STUPID CHIMES?!


 
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Soooo
This stuff happened

All of these are unedited clips of me and ChaosMetalDrago trying to get through some areas together, and my god whenever i'm with him wierd shit happens.

Let's start with this:
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/gamer%20x7%2042/video/18108717
The Dancer of the Boreal Valley....is kinda fucked up in this fight. Fix your internet Chaos.
EDIT: It didn't show the whole fight, goddamn 30 seconds. But the whole boss fight had the Dancer going frozen as it attacked, even doing damage when it wasn't moving.
Next up:
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/gamer%20x7%2042/video/18108781
The white phantom = Aldrich Faithful cosplaying as the Joker. He was messing all around in our game and it was beautiful. He would just goof off in Chameleon and then fought his own as we were trying to lure the other Aldrich Faithful into the dueling area. I wish I got the full 10 minutes of this because it's hilarious.

And finally:
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/gamer%20x7%2042/video/18108858
This actually happened yesterday but it was still funny with the Havel Animation.


I actually have one more clip but my Xbox DVR doesn't seem to want to load it, but yeah. Thanks Chaos.

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The other clip I had would have shown a Mad Dark Spirit Invader literally huddling away behind AI enemies in our world for 25 WHOLE MINUTES. We finally decided to dress up as our surroundings and confuse the guy. But finally as I was goofing off with him he killed me and disappeared. Thank god that was annoying.
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Am I seriously the only one who thinks the heavy weapon hyper armor is absolutely  insane in this game?


 
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Am I seriously the only one who thinks the heavy weapon hyper armor is absolutely  insane in this game?

No because I abuse the shit out of it.


 
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People don't appreciate my Madam Spamsalote build


 
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Oh my goodness. I don't think I've ever wanted anything as much in a game as this. It's beautiful.

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Look how smooooth it is


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Oh my goodness. I don't think I've ever wanted anything as much in a game as this. It's beautiful.

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oh so that's what it's supposed to resemble


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Oh my goodness. I don't think I've ever wanted anything as much in a game as this. It's beautiful.

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What sorcery did he cast to play that strange game?
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Oh my goodness. I don't think I've ever wanted anything as much in a game as this. It's beautiful.

YouTube


I want it


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I will finish what you started...



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F-F-F-F-FUCKING FINALLY



 
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I BEAT DARK SOULS 3.

YES!

TOOK TWO AI AND 6 TRIES TO KILL THE FUCKER BUT I DID IT.

Usurp the flame mothafuckas.


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