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See you Cowgirl,
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"This is a good game"
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/527f2aec-eafd-40b5-bb16-35478f6986ba
Is there something wrong with you?

*casually walking in front of dragon*
"Yeah, nothing could go wrong"

Challenging but Fair™®©.ltd
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/53cad18f-d443-4f72-9c30-091633311fe2
>not trying to dodge
>not even using your shield
>not using estus when you're right next to a bonfire

And you wonder why you die so much
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"This is a good game"
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/527f2aec-eafd-40b5-bb16-35478f6986ba
Is there something wrong with you?

*casually walking in front of dragon*
"Yeah, nothing could go wrong"

Challenging but Fair™®©.ltd
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/53cad18f-d443-4f72-9c30-091633311fe2
>not trying to dodge
>not even using your shield
>not using estus when you're right next to a bonfire

And you wonder why you die so much


1) Did you miss the part where I got burned by an attack that hit me clear through a fucking wall?

2) Why the hell would I block dode an attack that was not even aimed at me or even in my fucking direction? Not my fault the hitboxes on that thing are absolute shit.

3) The bonfire was nowhere near there.


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I think I'm fucking done with Dark Souls 2.
This shit is has very quickly gone from fun to literally unplayable. Not only do I get instantly invaded by bullshit builds every other time I respawn now but the game has made any semblanse of victory by trial and error fucking mute.

Not only can I not do any damage whatsoever to these fucking knights in the iron keep, but every time I go through their placement and tactics change and now it's at the point where as soon as I get through the bell tower I am instantly getting rushed by every fucking Unkillable knight in the area. And it's not like I can farm souls and come beck when i'm stronger because I get invaded bu bullshit spam builds upon every other re spawn and lose all of my souls. How the fuck am I possibly supposed to win this shit?


Woah man 2orginanal4me I've never ever seen that one before ever in my life ever


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See you Cowgirl,
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"This is a good game"
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/527f2aec-eafd-40b5-bb16-35478f6986ba
Is there something wrong with you?

*casually walking in front of dragon*
"Yeah, nothing could go wrong"

Challenging but Fair™®©.ltd
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/53cad18f-d443-4f72-9c30-091633311fe2
>not trying to dodge
>not even using your shield
>not using estus when you're right next to a bonfire

And you wonder why you die so much


1) Did you miss the part where I got burned by an attack that hit me clear through a fucking wall?

2) Why the hell would I block dode an attack that was not even aimed at me or even in my fucking direction? Not my fault the hitboxes on that thing are absolute shit.

3) The bonfire was nowhere near there.
Did you miss the part where you casually strolled up to a dragon?

So you started an attack with low health and you're saying there was no reason to use your shield?

The bonfire is literally right next to you when you drop down there.


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So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.

Excellent pvp


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Lol CMD sucks at Dark Souls.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Lol CMD sucks at Dark Souls.

Pretty good at fashion souls tho


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See you Cowgirl,
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So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.
That's one of the easiest bosses


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So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.
That's one of the easiest bosses

Letting it summon other players to fight you is literally the worst mechanic ever conceived by anyone ever.


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See you Cowgirl,
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So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.
That's one of the easiest bosses

Letting it summon other players to fight you is literally the worst mechanic ever conceived by anyone ever.
Oh no. A single low level npc to bother you. It's not like you can summon your own npcs and players.


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So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.
That's one of the easiest bosses

Letting it summon other players to fight you is literally the worst mechanic ever conceived by anyone ever.
Oh no. A single low level npc to bother you. It's not like you can summon your own npcs and players.

If there are red soapstone signs in the area he will summon those players instead of the NPCs
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.
That's one of the easiest bosses

Letting it summon other players to fight you is literally the worst mechanic ever conceived by anyone ever.
Oh no. A single low level npc to bother you. It's not like you can summon your own npcs and players.

If there are red soapstone signs in the area he will summon those players instead of the NPCs
And? Summon your own npcs.


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doesn't he only summon actual players on ng+
at least that's how it was on 360, Scholar might have changed it I guess


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So I just found out about this fucking Looking Glass Knight. I haven't even fought the thing yet, and already the people who designed it, everyone who approved of it, and everybody part of any of those people's bloodlines need to be lined up and shot.
That's one of the easiest bosses

Letting it summon other players to fight you is literally the worst mechanic ever conceived by anyone ever.
Not really that's actually pretty cool.


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I feel bad. I just did Dranglake Castle with my friend and I let him spoil all the surprises and traps.
Now 'm not too keen on surprises. I have definitely spoiled plenty in this game for myself, but this felt bad after doing. There were so many traps that would have been far better to experience freshly but they were spoiled for me.
And that boss definitely didn't require a co-op partner.


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Your love gets me so high
what do y'all think is the best way to collect humanities? ornstein & smough decided to fuck my day up a number of times and ended up making me use all my humanities for solaire. it didn't help that the caped tower guards in the mausoleum would bully solaire and take half of his health before he even passed the white light to help me...


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
what do y'all think is the best way to collect humanities? ornstein & smough decided to fuck my day up a number of times and ended up making me use all my humanities for solaire. it didn't help that the caped tower guards in the mausoleum would bully solaire and take half of his health before he even passed the white light to help me...


Rats and rats and rats for candy


 
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fuck you
what do y'all think is the best way to collect humanities? ornstein & smough decided to fuck my day up a number of times and ended up making me use all my humanities for solaire. it didn't help that the caped tower guards in the mausoleum would bully solaire and take half of his health before he even passed the white light to help me...
Mass NPC killing spree


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what do y'all think is the best way to collect humanities? ornstein & smough decided to fuck my day up a number of times and ended up making me use all my humanities for solaire. it didn't help that the caped tower guards in the mausoleum would bully solaire and take half of his health before he even passed the white light to help me...

Try Woman But Hole


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Why is it that in a world where people grow to be four stories tall all the doors and hallways are still only high enough for average sized people.


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Why is it that in a world where people grow to be four stories tall all the doors and hallways are still only high enough for average sized people.
Humans are only that tall for dramatic gameplay purposes. Canon wise they're normal


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For christ sake, people i'm trying to help, Nashandra's laser's aren't hard. Especially when you're the host and don't have to deal with lag

JUST ROLL FORWARD


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
For christ sake, people i'm trying to help, Nashandra's laser's aren't hard. Especially when you're the host and don't have to deal with lag

JUST ROLL FORWARD

You can't expect people who summon you to be good, there's a reason they're summoning you.


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For christ sake, people i'm trying to help, Nashandra's laser's aren't hard. Especially when you're the host and don't have to deal with lag

JUST ROLL FORWARD

You can't expect people who summon you to be good, there's a reason they're summoning you.

I mean I'd be summoning everyone possible if I had to fight 4 bosses in a row. I summon mo-fo's anyway. I had no shame whatsoever ganking the faggot Ruin Sentinels. No way I''m sitting for half an hour with my sheild up waiting for 2 giant robots to simultaneously exhaust their attack animations at once just so I can chip a quarter millimeter of damage off of one and then repeat.

Anyway these Hosts need to be less afraid of using their summons as meat sheilds. That's what we're here for. We don't have anything to lose by dying as a summon, but you the host do.
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
For christ sake, people i'm trying to help, Nashandra's laser's aren't hard. Especially when you're the host and don't have to deal with lag

JUST ROLL FORWARD

You can't expect people who summon you to be good, there's a reason they're summoning you.

I mean I'd be summoning everyone possible if I had to fight 4 bosses in a row. I summon mo-fo's anyway. I had no shame whatsoever ganging the faggot Ruin Sentinels. No way I''m sitting for half an hour with my sheild up waiting for 2 giant robots to simultaneously exhaust their attack animations at once just so I can chip a quarter millimeter of damage off of one and then repeat.

Anyway these Hosts need to be less afraid of using their summons as meat sheilds. That's what we're here for. We don't have anything to lose by dying as a summon, but you the host do.

Yeah it's rare for me to get summoned into a game where the host doesn't all out attack and get stomped. The whole time I'm trying to pull aggro they're in there fucking it up for me.


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what do y'all think is the best way to collect humanities? ornstein & smough decided to fuck my day up a number of times and ended up making me use all my humanities for solaire. it didn't help that the caped tower guards in the mausoleum would bully solaire and take half of his health before he even passed the white light to help me...
Besides invasions and co-oping, just dupe them.

YouTube

works with firekeeper souls that give 5 humanity each use


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Why is it that in a world where people grow to be four stories tall all the doors and hallways are still only high enough for average sized people.
Dragons and Lords in mythology still had human size servants.


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PvP is absolute cancer

If you're not getting OHKO'd by some faggot with infinite poise you're getting lagstabed form the other side of the fucking bridge or nuked by bullshit pyromancy. Why do I have to do this shit for my dragon armor.
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See you Cowgirl,
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PvP is absolute cancer

If you're not getting OHKO'd by some faggot with infinite poise you're getting lagstabed form the other side of the fucking bridge or nuked by bullshit pyromancy. Why do I have to do this shit for my dragon armor.
git gud