Dark Souls 3 video review

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I got a new mic today and I wanted to have a go at reviewing a game for the first time. I picked Dark Souls 3 because that's what I'm playing right now and I'm in the mood. Enjoy.

I might do more reviews if people like it.

The review in text form, in case anyone would rather read it.


DARK SOULS 3: Big Boss Reviews

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Last Edit: May 10, 2016, 11:25:12 PM by Big Boss


 
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Good shit, dude. Thorough, detailed, well-spoken, decently edited. Your voice has a lot of personality, and is pleasant to listen to. I liked your bits of humor, as well. That's probably the hardest and most overlooked thing to pull off in a review.

Oh, and your mic sounds great.

I'll archive this straightaway.
Last Edit: May 10, 2016, 09:58:17 PM by Verbatim


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The hell kind of an accent is that?
I believe he's Welsh. Sounds like it.


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The hell kind of an accent is that?
I believe he's Welsh. Sounds like it.
That actually would make a lot of sense.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Good shit, dude. Thorough, detailed, well-spoken, decently edited. Your voice has a lot of personality, and is pleasant to listen to. I liked your bits of humor, as well. That's probably the hardest and most overlooked thing to pull off in a review.

Oh, and your mic sounds great.

I'll archive this straightaway.

Oh sweet, thanks glad you like it. The hardest part was reading it off the script without making it sound like it. At a few points it does sound that way but I tried to make it flow as naturally as possible. The script is 2,886 words, had no idea it would end up being that long.


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good shit fem


you have a voice for YouTube.


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good shit fem


you have a voice for YouTube.

Thanks, just gotta work on my line delivery so it doesn't sound like I'm reading off a script that much.

I mean, I AM reading off a script but I gotta make it flow more natural, y'know?


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The review in text form, in case anyone would rather read it.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Those 3 seconds of silence in between segments are awkward as fuck. Personally I didn't find it humorous at all.

Solid review otherwise, but it feels like you're just copying the style IGN and Gamespot uses, without really covering as much as 4 minutes into the video you haven't really said too much about the story, gameplay mechanics, changes, or anything really. The route you took would've been ok for a Dark Souls 1 review, but by now we all know we can use magic and big swords. I just kind of felt like fast forwarding and that's REALLY something you want to avoid.

Hmm alright. Yeah I didn't know if I wanted to make the cuts instant or show a little bit of gameplay in between. I know that by now we all know that there's swords and spells and shit but I wanted to give an overview of what it was, just to make it feel more whole. I'll bear that in mind though, thanks.