Zelda Megathread (First Breath of the Wild DLC is out)

 
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The problem is that Turkey is wrong. The first sex scene is way down the line and you have to choose to do it.

He may be referring to Geralt when he's in the bath tub, but there's no sex to be had.
well now i'm just confused

i'm gonna just refrain from commenting on this game i have not played then


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The problem is that Turkey is wrong. The first sex scene is way down the line and you have to choose to do it.

He may be referring to Geralt when he's in the bath tub, but there's no sex to be had.
well now i'm just confused

i'm gonna just refrain from commenting on this game i have not played then

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You're right, they're not fucking, but I imagine Verb would consider similarly gratuitous. It's common to refer to any scenes like this as "sex scenes" when regarding video games, a la Mass Effect's "romance" scenes.


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The problem is that Turkey is wrong. The first sex scene is way down the line and you have to choose to do it.

He may be referring to Geralt when he's in the bath tub, but there's no sex to be had.
well now i'm just confused

i'm gonna just refrain from commenting on this game i have not played then

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You're right, they're not fucking, but I imagine Verb would consider similarly gratuitous. It's common to refer to any scenes like this as "sex scenes" when regarding video games, a la Mass Effect's "romance" scenes.

Dude doesn't even hang dong


 
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The problem is that Turkey is wrong. The first sex scene is way down the line and you have to choose to do it.

He may be referring to Geralt when he's in the bath tub, but there's no sex to be had.
well now i'm just confused

i'm gonna just refrain from commenting on this game i have not played then

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You're right, they're not fucking, but I imagine Verb would consider similarly gratuitous. It's common to refer to any scenes like this as "sex scenes" when regarding video games, a la Mass Effect's "romance" scenes.
Dude doesn't even hang dong
probably i'd imagine because no male gamer (ie. the game's audience) wants to see that

they don't even wanna see his ass

they just want a shot of all the scars on his back, because grrrr geralt is such a big badass grrr
Last Edit: March 31, 2017, 02:06:46 PM by Verbatim


 
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anyway, that wasn't intolerably bad, but it was still pretty eye-rolly


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anyway, that wasn't intolerably bad, but it was still pretty eye-rolly

Yeah, but their romance arc is probably the best I've seen in a videogame. If you pick anyone other than Yennifer you're literally retarded.


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The problem is that Turkey is wrong. The first sex scene is way down the line and you have to choose to do it.

He may be referring to Geralt when he's in the bath tub, but there's no sex to be had.
well now i'm just confused

i'm gonna just refrain from commenting on this game i have not played then

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You're right, they're not fucking, but I imagine Verb would consider similarly gratuitous. It's common to refer to any scenes like this as "sex scenes" when regarding video games, a la Mass Effect's "romance" scenes.
Dude doesn't even hang dong
probably i'd imagine because no male gamer (ie. the game's audience) wants to see that

they don't even wanna see his ass

they just want a shot of all the scars on his back, because grrrr geralt is such a big badass grrr

That ass fine tho. I wouldn't mind peeping that tip, so long as it's tastefully done.


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It's not perfect but can you name a better game?
Starcraft: Brood War
i'd rather play Wipeout 64 than that game.


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anyone know where you can find the blue dragon hanging out (naydra or somethin like that) ? i need his horns to upgrade my tunic now
climb mt. lanayru

i already tried that, nothing

i already did the spring of wisdom quest, if that matters

She spawns at midnight and dawn at the Lanayru Promenade. Very easy to get her mats.

She's also by Lanayru Bay but it's harder to hit her.

alright cool, i'll try it out next time

i was just chilling at mt lanayru, to no avail

I know the feeling. My last play session had me sitting around, waiting for her to spawn at the top of the mountain around 12:00 AM, getting impatient, starting a fire and waiting until night again, only to repeat.
Don't know if it needs to be spoilered, but... this is regarding other mystical beasts in the game.
It seems a lot less certain she'll appear there than, say, Dinraal or Farosh (Farosh being the easiest to find, Dinraal being the easiest to predict.) Even the guide shows her appearance patters are far less predictable than the other two dragons.

i finally did find the dragon, i waited at the lanaryu great spring (i think it's near the bay you were talking about) and got her horns

thanks for the help


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it's pretty cool killing a guardian, especially the spider-looking ones... master sword rekts them big time

i love deflecting the laser beams of doom, it's so satsifying


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Parries the broken Guardian's laser first try.
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Man, all I wanna do is experience this game from the beginning again but I don't want to waste my second play through on another Wii-U account. If I'm going to play through the game again anytime soon I want it to be on the Switch.

In other news, I've saved about $150.00 towards the Switch and I already have my own copy of Breath of the Wild, so I'm all set when the time comes...


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i finally did some story progress (last time i did progress, was like, 3 weeks ago) and best the bird divine beast

i like champion falc- i mean revali


 
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I see why everyone hates the durability now.

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"A Modest Trial" has me breaking every single weapon before I can kill the damn thing. Do I need to focus on parrying the lasers to beat this or am I meant to do this later? I'm having no luck with inventory seeds either.

Still loving every moment of this game though


 
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Of course a Falco main would pick the best stage for their broken ass character smh


 
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oh wow i just got done doing that divine beast quest

i love how he's always compared to falco lol


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We're getting closer to an optimized version.
I already know I'm the worst individual in the world for like 3 people but I'm certain there's a decent number that want it.
Last Edit: April 02, 2017, 03:01:41 AM by Vien


 
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We're getting closer to an optimized version.
I already know I'm the worst individual in the world for like 3 people but I'm certain there's a decent number that want it.

i feel like an xbox one controller will be better than k+m for this game


 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The problem is that Turkey is wrong. The first sex scene is way down the line and you have to choose to do it.

He may be referring to Geralt when he's in the bath tub, but there's no sex to be had.
well now i'm just confused

i'm gonna just refrain from commenting on this game i have not played then

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You're right, they're not fucking, but I imagine Verb would consider similarly gratuitous. It's common to refer to any scenes like this as "sex scenes" when regarding video games, a la Mass Effect's "romance" scenes.
Dude doesn't even hang dong
probably i'd imagine because no male gamer (ie. the game's audience) wants to see that

they don't even wanna see his ass

they just want a shot of all the scars on his back, because grrrr geralt is such a big badass grrr

That ass fine tho. I wouldn't mind peeping that tip, so long as it's tastefully done.
That's cause you like it up the ass

You say that like prostate stimulation isn't the ultimate orgasm.


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This is the fusing worst game ever made
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Because it is the BEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER PLAYED, it's clearly GOAT and it's not Metroid which makes me mad.

But seriously if this doesn't win GOTY i'm going to shank someone


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So I just ran into one of the Daughters Of Aku out of nowhere.