Banned on Showdown

Verbatim · May 22, 2015, 09:34:09 PM

For "impersonation".

Again.

There happens to be another mod who goes by Verbatim there, so when I posted one thing in the chat, all the dumbfuck mods thought I was impersonating him. Because they're dumbfucks. Because I've been through this with them already.

Dumbfucks.

Anyway, I'm only posting this thread here to help prove that I'm not impersonating anyone, and I've been going by "verbatim" for fucking years now. I'll post them the link to this thread here. They probably won't appreciate me calling them "dumbfucks", but then again, I don't really appreciate being banned for stupid shit, either.

Verbatim · May 22, 2015, 09:39:19 PM

discuss instances where you were banned for something silly during a game

Ásgeirr · May 22, 2015, 09:39:55 PM

Been banned for being too good

'cheating' they said

Azumarill · May 22, 2015, 09:41:26 PM

ive been banned a few times from league of legends for telling people to kill themselves

True Turquoise · May 22, 2015, 09:44:10 PM

Quote from: oss on May 22, 2015, 09:39:55 PM

Been banned for being too good

'cheating' they said

I got banned from a BF3 server for shooting a guy out of a jet with a sniper.

It was just pure luck, but no, "Hacking"

Verbatim · May 22, 2015, 09:46:56 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on May 22, 2015, 09:41:26 PM

ive been banned a few times from league of legends for telling people to kill themselves

that's probably a good reason to get banned tbh lol

Azumarill · May 22, 2015, 09:49:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 22, 2015, 09:46:56 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on May 22, 2015, 09:41:26 PM
ive been banned a few times from league of legends for telling people to kill themselves
that's probably a good reason to get banned tbh lol

i mean, it is a game for children, but theres a mute function so anyone who doesnt want to read me talking shit about their mothers doesnt have to. i dont see the reason behind actually banning me.

because i got so many bans last season, they took away my rewards for hitting platinum. i lost a summoner icon, a ward skin, a champion skin, and my in-game loading screen border. all because i told some lame-os they sucked dick at a game and should consider killing themselves. i earned those rewards man

Verbatim · May 22, 2015, 09:50:49 PM

lol fair enough

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 22, 2015, 09:52:02 PM

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Verbatim · May 22, 2015, 09:54:04 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 22, 2015, 09:52:02 PM

Why is this in gaming?

i don't know maybe because it has something to do with games
specifically getting banned during games for silly or unusual reasons

yeah that's it

Luis · May 22, 2015, 10:18:52 PM

I've been banned for 10 min is SSB for quitting a laggy af for fun match

Deleted · May 22, 2015, 10:20:55 PM

They ban people on Showdown?

I literaly have a troll account called Racist Gengar Guy on which I use :
-"Nigger" the Shiny gengar
-"Nigger Bitch" Jynx
-"Spick" the Ludicolo
-"Faggot" the male Mega Gardivor

I have yet to be banned

Verbatim · May 22, 2015, 10:33:18 PM

okay i'm unbanned lol

luckily the other verbatim is apparently a pretty cool guy
he's a fucking weeb, though--isn't that surreal

Azumarill · May 22, 2015, 10:52:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 22, 2015, 10:33:18 PM

okay i'm unbanned lol

luckily the other verbatim is apparently a pretty cool guy
he's a fucking weeb, though--isn't that surreal

you can never meet him IRL or you'll both disappear immediately

Casper · May 22, 2015, 10:56:54 PM

I don't think I've ever been banned or anything. But some guy was pissed at me after a game of swords on Epitaph, I believe, saying I was a hacker. I just used bumper jumper.

Sandtrap · May 22, 2015, 11:03:50 PM

TF2. Spychecking. I was spychecking as a heavy. Since, naturally, not only pyro can spycheck. Anybody can. I'm accute with the vast majority of player patterns for spy. So I was doing a damn good job of spychecking as heavy because since I'm a slow fat fuck, I need to watch my ass.

And then I got ding dong bannu'd because apparently I was le hacking.

No. It couldn't be. A player other than pyro, spychecking? Madness.

Naru · May 22, 2015, 11:08:56 PM

I got banned on a BF3 server for killing a spectator. Like, the retard was in the middle of a firefight jumping through shit and he was one of the 4 people I killed in a building.

Mega Sceptile · May 22, 2015, 11:46:22 PM

got my accounts banned twice on the 360 for 'modding' when a bunch of sore losers got all their friends to spam report me.

Deleted · May 23, 2015, 02:43:30 AM

Since we're all talking about our own bans, Howabout that HaloGaypoint.com
Fuckers banned me for suggesting a Scarab gametype and saying I didn't like that Ghandi MLG dude

CK97 · May 23, 2015, 08:12:09 AM

I was in the chat one day like a year ago and I saw your name. I've never seen someone else go by that name so I asked if it was you ("are you the Verbatim from Bungie.net?"). He said no, but stated that he knew who I was talking about and said you had been banned for impersonation.

Super Irish · May 23, 2015, 08:23:04 AM

I've been banned a few times from private BF3 servers for "hacking" by counter mortaring.

Retards didn't read the patch notes mentioning that mortars got nerfed, meaning only mortars can only OHK other mortars, and they are constantly spotted on the map. I figured like a logical person it's safer to plant a mortar, fire at the enemy mortar guy, then pick it up before I get shot at.Thing is, the game stops counting the mortar kill as a mortar once you pick it up, so the mortar kill is designated instead of "X killed by [M223 Mortar]" to "X [KILLED]" with a little kill cam of me running around teabagging.

Obviously the only mortar guys in games are the server owners, so I get banned from them for "BS hacking". Bastards.

I've also received warnings for "hacking" W@W because there's no fire rate cap on anything semi-auto, and I've got a good trigger finger. Immediately reported by 12 year olds because I can empty a clip into a dude before he's fired a round...

Ásgeirr · May 23, 2015, 09:04:37 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on May 22, 2015, 09:44:10 PM

Quote from: oss on May 22, 2015, 09:39:55 PM
Been banned for being too good

'cheating' they said
I got banned from a BF3 server for shooting a guy out of a jet with a sniper.

It was just pure luck, but no, "Hacking"

It was in BC2, Oasis CQ, i was holding the B flag and i remember a few guys just yelling at me in the chat.

Admin rage banned me lol

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 23, 2015, 09:57:48 AM

Get a more unique name.
Nah, I'm just messing. They are the ones who forgot to tick the 'Unique' checkbox for the username field in their database. Its on the DBM guy to ensure shit like this doesn't happen.

OT: I've never been banned from a game.

aMetroid · May 23, 2015, 11:54:27 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on May 22, 2015, 09:49:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 22, 2015, 09:46:56 PM
Quote from: Azumarill on May 22, 2015, 09:41:26 PM
ive been banned a few times from league of legends for telling people to kill themselves
that's probably a good reason to get banned tbh lol
i mean, it is a game for children, but theres a mute function so anyone who doesnt want to read me talking shit about their mothers doesnt have to. i dont see the reason behind actually banning me.

because i got so many bans last season, they took away my rewards for hitting platinum. i lost a summoner icon, a ward skin, a champion skin, and my in-game loading screen border. all because i told some lame-os they sucked dick at a game and should consider killing themselves. i earned those rewards man

Dunno that does sound deserved...

Verbatim · May 23, 2015, 11:55:38 AM

i think he brings up a good point, though

i was always of the belief that if you have a mute feature, then having mods around is kinda redundant

Big Boss · May 24, 2015, 09:20:15 AM

Quit a laggy asf match on Smash Bros and got a 10 minute ban

W h y

Luis · May 25, 2015, 07:19:44 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on May 24, 2015, 09:20:15 AM

Quit a laggy asf match on Smash Bros and got a 10 minute ban

W h y

this

Coco · May 26, 2015, 12:48:19 PM

I get banned from several Battlefield servers because the kids who run them hate anyone who's better than them.