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"I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me."
Seriously


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
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assassin's weed 420 blaze it faggot


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Eh?


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Nah I like the series. It's not innovative every game and is a repetitive but it's a fun casual game.


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>tfw I like the series


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF


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Almost always, with moderation
Never played any from the series.


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I honestly don't even want to play Unity. I can see it underselling Black Flag. I think I've had enough of the franchise.


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I honestly don't even want to play Unity. I can see it underselling Black Flag. I think I've had enough of the franchise.
Of course it'll undersell. Black Flag is on 6 platforms, Unity is on 3 platforms.


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I honestly don't even want to play Unity. I can see it underselling Black Flag. I think I've had enough of the franchise.
Of course it'll undersell. Black Flag is on 6 platforms, Unity is on 3 platforms.
I GET IT


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I liked the second one.


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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
I liked the second one.

The second one was the hallmark of the series


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
got bored of the series halfway trough 2


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Assassin's creeds controls are too fucking awkward.


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I've only played 2 but I'm getting unity


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
AC was good up until 3. I do have one major beef with the series as a whole, one giant complaint I cannot ignore, work around, or forgive. It's plagued the series right from the start like a cancerous growth that won't get removed.

...And that's the whole fucking modern world horseshit with the animus and Desmond and all that godawful fucking insanity.

Do you have even the slightest idea how much better the series could have been, if it had only been about guys in white cloaks stabbing people throughout history? Which, y'know, is what the games' advertising is based around, and what people buy them for? Instead the writers had to force that shark-jumping sci-fi crap into it. They could have just said there were magic artifacts the Assassins and Templars fought over or something and the series would have been better off for it. None of that alien bullshit clogging up the series. Desmond is about the least interesting character anybody's ever had the misfortune of witnessing, which kind of sucks because you're stuck with him for half of every single game. There's not one single moment where I gave a flaming shit about what he and his fuckbuddies are doing in the present. Go back to Altair and Ezio, dammit, I want to stab more evil dudes.


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AC was good up until 3. I do have one major beef with the series as a whole, one giant complaint I cannot ignore, work around, or forgive. It's plagued the series right from the start like a cancerous growth that won't get removed.

...And that's the whole fucking modern world horseshit with the animus and Desmond and all that godawful fucking insanity.

Do you have even the slightest idea how much better the series could have been, if it had only been about guys in white cloaks stabbing people throughout history? Which, y'know, is what the games' advertising is based around, and what people buy them for? Instead the writers had to force that shark-jumping sci-fi crap into it. They could have just said there were magic artifacts the Assassins and Templars fought over or something and the series would have been better off for it. None of that alien bullshit clogging up the series. Desmond is about the least interesting character anybody's ever had the misfortune of witnessing, which kind of sucks because you're stuck with him for half of every single game. There's not one single moment where I gave a flaming shit about what he and his fuckbuddies are doing in the present. Go back to Altair and Ezio, dammit, I want to stab more evil dudes.
I highly recommend you play ACIV.
It's not buggy like ACIII, the protagonist is likeable and the ship combat is fucking brilliant.
The modern day shit is pretty minimal in it too, as
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they killed Desmond in ACIII
so other than briefly leaving the animus every now and then, you're sinking ships and shit.

It rivals ACII for being the best in the series.


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.
1 bad game and 1 eh game  out of 6 games since 2007 seems like a good track record to me.
Yearly releases done right aren't so bad.


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.
1 bad game and 1 eh game  out of 6 games since 2007 seems like a good track record to me.
Yearly releases done right aren't so bad.
I just mean that having them come out game after game can get a little tiresome, even if they are quality.


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.
1 bad game and 1 eh game  out of 6 games since 2007 seems like a good track record to me.
Yearly releases done right aren't so bad.
I just mean that having them come out game after game can get a little tiresome, even if they are quality.
Fair enough.


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.
1 bad game and 1 eh game  out of 6 games since 2007 seems like a good track record to me.
Yearly releases done right aren't so bad.
I just mean that having them come out game after game can get a little tiresome, even if they are quality.
Fair enough.
Lel fekinrekd.


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.
1 bad game and 1 eh game  out of 6 games since 2007 seems like a good track record to me.
Yearly releases done right aren't so bad.
I just mean that having them come out game after game can get a little tiresome, even if they are quality.
Fair enough.
Lel fekinrekd.
fuk u nintendard


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.
1 bad game and 1 eh game  out of 6 games since 2007 seems like a good track record to me.
Yearly releases done right aren't so bad.
I just mean that having them come out game after game can get a little tiresome, even if they are quality.
Fair enough.
Lel fekinrekd.
fuk u nintendard
Says the Somymasterrace fgt.


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I've only played 2 and most of Brotherhood. Its fun but yearly releases are kinda meh. I'm happy I'm taking it slow.
1 bad game and 1 eh game  out of 6 games since 2007 seems like a good track record to me.
Yearly releases done right aren't so bad.
I just mean that having them come out game after game can get a little tiresome, even if they are quality.
Fair enough.
Lel fekinrekd.
fuk u nintendard
Says the Somymasterrace fgt.
how're them third party games? oh wait...

fuken sick burn
rekt
someone call 999


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